Zen Turtle
@zenturtle.net
Cycling Coach - Coffee Snob
Bikes 🚴 Coffee ☕️ Rock 🎤 Roll 🎸
Designed in 🇮🇹 Made in 🇺🇸
www.zenturtle.net
"I'm not saying I'm Batman
I'm just saying nobody has ever seen me and Batman in a room together"
Bikes 🚴 Coffee ☕️ Rock 🎤 Roll 🎸
Designed in 🇮🇹 Made in 🇺🇸
www.zenturtle.net
"I'm not saying I'm Batman
I'm just saying nobody has ever seen me and Batman in a room together"
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Zen Turtle
@zenturtle.net
· Oct 14
a man says " you keep using that word . i do not think it means what you think it means "
ALT: a man says " you keep using that word . i do not think it means what you think it means "
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America:
- Expressway: a road where traffic lights 🚦 are red most of the time...
- Espresso: a coffee ☕️ drink that takes an average of 10min to get prepared...
- Expressway: a road where traffic lights 🚦 are red most of the time...
- Espresso: a coffee ☕️ drink that takes an average of 10min to get prepared...
Morning rides are the best
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Morning rides are the best
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Let's see how long it takes for the feed to understand idgaf about American sport games
November 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Let's see how long it takes for the feed to understand idgaf about American sport games
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You gotta give ‘em hop.
October 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
You gotta give ‘em hop.
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Post this everywhere‼️
-and-
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
-and-
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
October 10, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Post this everywhere‼️
-and-
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
-and-
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
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When I’m not fighting for the protection of life, liberty and pursuit of happiness, I try to help fast people go even faster.
Here’s a look at my work with Chelsea Sodaro in her prep for the 2025 Ironman World Championships in Kona this coming Saturday:
www.trainingpeaks.com/blog/chelsea...
Here’s a look at my work with Chelsea Sodaro in her prep for the 2025 Ironman World Championships in Kona this coming Saturday:
www.trainingpeaks.com/blog/chelsea...
Chelsea Sodaro’s Coach Talks Training for Kona 2025
2022 Ironman World Champion Chelsea Sodaro's coach Neal Henderson reveals her training protocols in the lead up to Kona 2025.
www.trainingpeaks.com
October 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
When I’m not fighting for the protection of life, liberty and pursuit of happiness, I try to help fast people go even faster.
Here’s a look at my work with Chelsea Sodaro in her prep for the 2025 Ironman World Championships in Kona this coming Saturday:
www.trainingpeaks.com/blog/chelsea...
Here’s a look at my work with Chelsea Sodaro in her prep for the 2025 Ironman World Championships in Kona this coming Saturday:
www.trainingpeaks.com/blog/chelsea...
Good to know that I'm not alone
October 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Good to know that I'm not alone
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Listen up folks
October 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Listen up folks
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She told America. We told America. Now, it's here.
September 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
She told America. We told America. Now, it's here.
Let's talk for a second about plastic reducers in bottom brackets....
September 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Let's talk for a second about plastic reducers in bottom brackets....
Last basil of the season turned into some amazing pesto
September 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Last basil of the season turned into some amazing pesto
Weed is on fire. Again.
September 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Weed is on fire. Again.
You see this, post a concert pic you took.
September 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
You see this, post a concert pic you took.
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the US if Tylenol actually caused autism
September 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
the US if Tylenol actually caused autism
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This is the way. Re-pledged to PBS, as well.
September 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This is the way. Re-pledged to PBS, as well.
TIL 10 speed bikes were popular in the 60s (my first road bike had 2x7 I recall)
I incorrectly thought the coffee shop referred to 10-speed cassette bikes, apparently not
We filter the world thru the lens of our own limited knowledge
I incorrectly thought the coffee shop referred to 10-speed cassette bikes, apparently not
We filter the world thru the lens of our own limited knowledge
September 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
TIL 10 speed bikes were popular in the 60s (my first road bike had 2x7 I recall)
I incorrectly thought the coffee shop referred to 10-speed cassette bikes, apparently not
We filter the world thru the lens of our own limited knowledge
I incorrectly thought the coffee shop referred to 10-speed cassette bikes, apparently not
We filter the world thru the lens of our own limited knowledge
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Trump can’t take a joke because he IS the joke.
September 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Trump can’t take a joke because he IS the joke.