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"I'm not saying I'm Batman
I'm just saying nobody has ever seen me and Batman in a room together"
Morning rides are the best
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Let's see how long it takes for the feed to understand idgaf about American sport games
November 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Whatever
October 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Is that his mom?
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 AM
October 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Oh yeah, hwy9....
October 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
It is not relevant. US history is filled with lynching of minorities of any kind. It was just a cover up. As always.
October 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Here Scaringe, read this
October 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Good to know that I'm not alone
October 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Let's talk for a second about plastic reducers in bottom brackets....
September 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Last basil of the season turned into some amazing pesto
September 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
You see this, post a concert pic you took.
September 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Have we raptured yet?
September 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Interestingly the bikes in the coffee shop are 2x6....
September 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
TIL 10 speed bikes were popular in the 60s (my first road bike had 2x7 I recall)
I incorrectly thought the coffee shop referred to 10-speed cassette bikes, apparently not

We filter the world thru the lens of our own limited knowledge
September 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Just a little fun
September 19, 2025 at 6:17 AM
A great way to start my day with this fine bunch of hammers, hurting feelings and legs all at once
September 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
September 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
You can't say there's just bad news out there, you have to dig a bit for the good news
September 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
NATO rn
September 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Hard time getting out of the house to join the group ride this morning, but within minutes I was sure happy I did, beautiful Moon
September 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
@support.bsky.team just updated, now can't upload videos
September 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The last interval on the hilly group ride hits completely different than the first one in terms of RPE.
For me is about knowing that pain is about to end.
I started trying to trick myself into thinking that every interval is the last one.
September 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
September 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The fact that I could bake my pizza entirely on solar power feels cool and magical at the same time (while still pumping a couple kilowatts back to the grid)
August 31, 2025 at 10:12 PM