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"I'm not saying I'm Batman
I'm just saying nobody has ever seen me and Batman in a room together"
Bikes 🚴 Coffee ☕️ Rock 🎤 Roll 🎸
Designed in 🇮🇹 Made in 🇺🇸
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"I'm not saying I'm Batman
I'm just saying nobody has ever seen me and Batman in a room together"
I'm always afraid to ask but who elected this fucking idiot?
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I'm always afraid to ask but who elected this fucking idiot?
Can't even smell the 💩 that comes out of his mouth
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Can't even smell the 💩 that comes out of his mouth
What was in that bottle he drank?
Good
Good
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
What was in that bottle he drank?
Good
Good
Almost got car sick on that chase
November 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Almost got car sick on that chase
Americans are not smart, exhibit #678
November 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Americans are not smart, exhibit #678
Rugged working men drive these in Italy
a yellow ape vehicle is parked on the side of the road
ALT: a yellow ape vehicle is parked on the side of the road
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Rugged working men drive these in Italy
Before? LoOL wake up man
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Before? LoOL wake up man
They all do the wanking dance...
November 9, 2025 at 6:26 AM
They all do the wanking dance...
Ok, I'm not alone. Cool...
November 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Ok, I'm not alone. Cool...
Are We Great Again Yet?
We are, right...?
We are, right...?
a man in a suit and tie stands in a room
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in a room
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Are We Great Again Yet?
We are, right...?
We are, right...?
I'm quite sure this is the movie I watched the most times in my lifetime
a close up of a man 's face with long hair and a beard
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with long hair and a beard
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I'm quite sure this is the movie I watched the most times in my lifetime
The fact that there is still people buying Tesla products
That is what I don't understand
That is what I don't understand
November 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The fact that there is still people buying Tesla products
That is what I don't understand
That is what I don't understand
even autocorrect is broken
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
even autocorrect is broken
Americans are so naive. What makes you think that the evidence has not been destroyed of tampered with? The Epstein files are indestructible? I don't think there's anything to release at least not he damning evidence
#SMH
#SMH
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Americans are so naive. What makes you think that the evidence has not been destroyed of tampered with? The Epstein files are indestructible? I don't think there's anything to release at least not he damning evidence
#SMH
#SMH