Zak
zakkamin.bsky.social
Zak
@zakkamin.bsky.social
just a guy
I assumed I would be able to easily adapt to Whatever’s Next for the rest of my life, but the first time I opened TikTok was where I got off that train
so glad i’ve never gotten into infinite scroll short form video, it feels like an actually evil format to me
November 26, 2024 at 3:38 AM
November 21, 2024 at 4:57 PM
I'm pretty sure it was this one
November 20, 2024 at 2:50 PM
I have made it my priority to figure out how to replicate Stovetop stuffing by Thanksgiving. I've made every fancy bespoke sourdough twee stuffing bullshit and I am DONE with it. Locked in test kitchen shit, hold my calls
November 14, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Urbanist theory that "it's all downstream of housing and zoning" holding up well
New >> California and New York are projected to lose up to 8 electoral votes in 2030. Texas and Florida are projected to gain 8.

If Kamala Harris had to compete with that map, even winning Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin wouldn’t have saved her. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
The Democrats’ Electoral College Squeeze
In the future, even winning the former “Blue Wall” states won’t be enough for the party’s presidential nominees.
www.theatlantic.com
November 14, 2024 at 4:52 PM
I love driving directly under the part of the BQE that is almost certainly going to collapse in the next 5 years. Brings a little excitement to the day
November 14, 2024 at 1:53 PM
You, dumb: A little snacky cannot be life changing
Me, enlightened:
November 13, 2024 at 4:42 PM
They should put wellbutrin in the water like flouride
November 13, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Repost with one of the greatest villains in cinema history
#filmsky
November 13, 2024 at 1:22 PM
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Starbucks should sell Diet Coke
What's some objectively minor hill you had committed to die on in the Before Times that you'll still die in defense of, dammit?

e.g., Dead Poets Society is a terrible movie to begin with and a deeply toxically terrible movie about teaching.
November 13, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Sometimes I remember that the radiation at Chernobyl will last 20,000 years, when a future civilization could only assume it's deeply cursed by an extraordinary supernatural force. Hey, maybe something like that exists right now. Anyways goodnight
November 13, 2024 at 3:27 AM
November 12, 2024 at 8:04 PM
#breadsky u like what u see
November 10, 2024 at 7:13 PM
November 8, 2023 at 2:36 AM
Guys will see this picture and just say “hell yeah”
November 4, 2023 at 1:35 PM
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November 2, 2023 at 1:10 AM
I'm the guy in your webinar posting my questions in the wrong place and asking if the slides will be shared. Sorry. I'm sorry everyone I'll catch on eventually
October 25, 2023 at 4:24 PM
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My all-time favourite Edward Steed drawing...
October 18, 2023 at 2:40 PM
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I called up the general manager at Fontaine's down in Atlanta to chat about the woman who ate 48 oysters on a date for a viral TikTok. She says it's not even close to the most oysters she's seen a customer take down in a sitting:
TikTok Dragged Her for Eating 48 Oysters on a Date. Restaurant Manager Says It’s ‘Nothing New’
After a video of a woman feasting on four dozen oysters sparked online debate, the restaurant's manager says it's not out of the ordinary for Atlanta.
www.rollingstone.com
October 12, 2023 at 11:00 PM
Learning …
August 12, 2023 at 1:43 AM
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before you get mad at clarence thomas maybe consider if you, too, would take bribes at your job if it were impossible to get in trouble
August 10, 2023 at 2:11 PM
Oh you trained your dog to talk to you with buttons? That’s cool. My dog and I are connected like ET and Elliott so we don’t need that but your thing sounds cool too
August 10, 2023 at 11:50 AM
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Yeah I'm into outlaw country music, the real Nashville stuff. I drive a $70,000 F-150 and love the police
August 1, 2023 at 2:28 AM