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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺
@zachrid.bsky.social
EN & GER #TTRPG-Nerd, o̵c̵c̵a̵s̵i̵o̵n̵a̵l̵ frequent shitposting, trying to create TTRPG-Content.
1/3 of three kobolds in a trench coat.

http://ko-fi.com/zachrid
He dead yet?
January 1, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Happy New Year from Germany!
We made it! We made it through the year of political inaptitude!
December 31, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Ach Fritz ich hör' dir schon lange nicht mehr zu.
December 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Make up a new peace prize.
Make a big buzz around it.
Say Trump will get it.
Give Trump a golden Statue of Epstein on live TV.
Leave.
December 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Was darf Satire?

*fließend
*spricht KOMMA darf
December 28, 2025 at 12:47 PM
December 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I could complain about how cringy the current youth is, but what's the point? The levels of cringiness teenage me had will never be surpassed.
December 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
In 2009 Stephen Hawking hosted a party for time travellers, invitations weren't sent out until the next day.

This proves that time travel into the past is either impossible, or that no time traveller wants to be seen with a guy that's in the Epstein files.
December 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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merr chrismas
December 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Drinking good wine, chocolate and cheese at my disposal and watching Tucker and Dale vs. Evil. This is a good Christmas.
December 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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BREAKING NEWS
December 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
It's Christmas.
December 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
How I'm showing up to the Bluesky Xmas party
December 24, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Und wieder denke ich:
"Wir hatten die cleveren Faschisten."
Und dann setzt abermals mein Hirn aus, nicht wissend was es mit der Info tun soll.

Das kannst du dir doch alles doch nicht ausdenken! Es ist als wäre der Geist Rainer Winklers in die US Regierung gefahren.
youtube.com/shorts/Soqas...
Trumps Helfer waren zu dumm die Epstein Files zu zensieren. Er ist drin!
YouTube video by HeyWolfi
youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Typografie ist wichtig!
December 22, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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December 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
December 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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The writers gearing up for 2026:
December 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Wir werden totalüberwacht, die großen Tech-Konzerne speichern alle unsere Daten, aber zumindest kann man sich für die Ring-Kamera Weihnachtsdeko kaufen.

Wie dystopisch wollen sie es? Ja.
December 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Bundeskanzler Friedrich Merz.
December 9, 2025 at 10:12 AM