Zach Defense
@zachdefense.bsky.social
Everyone expects the Zach Attack, no one expects the Zach Defense
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A little late for Halloween, but @shiningcrobat.bsky.social and I finally did our yearly fall rewatch of Over The Garden Wall! got to show it to a new friend who had never seen it before too, which is always fun
a cartoon character is hugging a frog while wearing a pitcher on his head
Alt: a cartoon character is hugging a frog while wearing a pitcher on his head
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November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
A little late for Halloween, but @shiningcrobat.bsky.social and I finally did our yearly fall rewatch of Over The Garden Wall! got to show it to a new friend who had never seen it before too, which is always fun
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Obviously your fictional characters can wear whatever you want, but if you're trying to make a standards-compliant Girl™ character, the one thing she absolutely cannot have is a normal size hat. It's gotta be either absurdly tiny or the biggest fucking hat you've ever seen; no half-measures allowed.
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Obviously your fictional characters can wear whatever you want, but if you're trying to make a standards-compliant Girl™ character, the one thing she absolutely cannot have is a normal size hat. It's gotta be either absurdly tiny or the biggest fucking hat you've ever seen; no half-measures allowed.
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the funny thing about FF discourse is that no one includes FF12 in anything
The "golden age" is like 4-10
The "bad modern era" is 13-16
no one knows what 12 is. liminal video game
The "golden age" is like 4-10
The "bad modern era" is 13-16
no one knows what 12 is. liminal video game
November 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
the funny thing about FF discourse is that no one includes FF12 in anything
The "golden age" is like 4-10
The "bad modern era" is 13-16
no one knows what 12 is. liminal video game
The "golden age" is like 4-10
The "bad modern era" is 13-16
no one knows what 12 is. liminal video game
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"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
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I love video games.
November 9, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I love video games.
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everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys
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shoutouts to toby fox for just doing this when a platform tells him he HAS to add achievements to his games
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
shoutouts to toby fox for just doing this when a platform tells him he HAS to add achievements to his games
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america is in a time of great transition
Dick is gone, Bush remains.
November 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
america is in a time of great transition
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November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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On Saints Row we had a debug npc named Skinballs (lol) that was literally just four spheres wrapped in different shades of skin texture so we could test lighting for different skin tones during development. But teams need to plan for that kind of testing with intentionality, and not enough do.
October 31, 2025 at 3:23 PM
On Saints Row we had a debug npc named Skinballs (lol) that was literally just four spheres wrapped in different shades of skin texture so we could test lighting for different skin tones during development. But teams need to plan for that kind of testing with intentionality, and not enough do.
i can't believe they actually made an episode of the new Panty and Stocking based on the Magic the Gathering ante rule
October 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
i can't believe they actually made an episode of the new Panty and Stocking based on the Magic the Gathering ante rule
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you could not waterboard this out of me. “we didn’t understand why people use steam”
I legitimately didn't know they were competing with Steam and it's crazy to me that they burnt so much money on what sounds like something with very little (or wildly misguided) market research.
October 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
you could not waterboard this out of me. “we didn’t understand why people use steam”
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Fuck Fuck Fuck Dire Dire Docks is Leaking There's Not Supposed to be Water in the Basement
October 25, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Fuck Fuck Fuck Dire Dire Docks is Leaking There's Not Supposed to be Water in the Basement
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this is why the whole world, the whole thing and not just the united states, canada, japan, south korea, and a few countries in the caribbean and south america call baseball "the beautiful game"
October 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
this is why the whole world, the whole thing and not just the united states, canada, japan, south korea, and a few countries in the caribbean and south america call baseball "the beautiful game"
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Btw if you want queer animation about queer people going through space, just watch Gnosia lol. They may dress like clowns but they're unmistakably queer and there is no creepy caricature, and unlike Lesbian Space TERF the animation and art style are beautiful. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rWm...
GNOSIA | MAIN TRAILER
YouTube video by Aniplex USA
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October 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Btw if you want queer animation about queer people going through space, just watch Gnosia lol. They may dress like clowns but they're unmistakably queer and there is no creepy caricature, and unlike Lesbian Space TERF the animation and art style are beautiful. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rWm...
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tearing into the mod files for the mysummerdog addon and finding the funniest UV unwrap ive ever seen in my life
October 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
tearing into the mod files for the mysummerdog addon and finding the funniest UV unwrap ive ever seen in my life
checking out Bingo Brawlers playing through a round-robin season of Elden Ring lockout bingo, watching the games every week, picking a favorite team to root for, and getting to know different players' quirks: I think I'm realizing what it's like to be a sports fan in the nerdiest way possible
October 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
checking out Bingo Brawlers playing through a round-robin season of Elden Ring lockout bingo, watching the games every week, picking a favorite team to root for, and getting to know different players' quirks: I think I'm realizing what it's like to be a sports fan in the nerdiest way possible
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a good night's sleep in the Deadly Premonition bed could fix me
October 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
a good night's sleep in the Deadly Premonition bed could fix me
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Imagining Jack Frost, Pikachu, and Agumon having a conversation
October 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Imagining Jack Frost, Pikachu, and Agumon having a conversation
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October 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Catching up on The Orpheus Protocol and I'm giggling and kicking my feet at hearing that Pierce Fucking Keswick is somehow still causing problems for everyone. gotta love a little bastard rat man whose consequences echo through the narrative
October 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Catching up on The Orpheus Protocol and I'm giggling and kicking my feet at hearing that Pierce Fucking Keswick is somehow still causing problems for everyone. gotta love a little bastard rat man whose consequences echo through the narrative
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Had to sketch another piece of Critical Role Campaign 4 Fan Art, this time of Travis Willingham's character- Teor Pridesire.
(Who I believe is a Paladin?) Looks totally awesome with a great design by @solelle.bsky.social
#criticalrole #criticalrolefanart
(Who I believe is a Paladin?) Looks totally awesome with a great design by @solelle.bsky.social
#criticalrole #criticalrolefanart
September 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Had to sketch another piece of Critical Role Campaign 4 Fan Art, this time of Travis Willingham's character- Teor Pridesire.
(Who I believe is a Paladin?) Looks totally awesome with a great design by @solelle.bsky.social
#criticalrole #criticalrolefanart
(Who I believe is a Paladin?) Looks totally awesome with a great design by @solelle.bsky.social
#criticalrole #criticalrolefanart
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