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Zach Defense
@zachdefense.bsky.social
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Everyone expects the Zach Attack, no one expects the Zach Defense
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shintonty.bsky.social
happy 15th anniversary
February 15, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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tanatb.housefuckinggame.com
anyone looking for cute stickers for valentine’s?
A sticker sheet for video game Building Relationships with text “Can I feel your load-bearing walls? “Hey, would u blow me?” “My walls are rock hard for you” and “will you use my back door”
February 14, 2026 at 11:53 AM
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makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social
@cnn.com I DON'T WANT TO CROSSTALK ✋
February 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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feliflora.pmd.social
...Blue sky...
February 3, 2026 at 11:54 PM
zachdefense.bsky.social
"The stand user could be anyone!"

The stand user:
Kai Richter from Paranormasight, JoJo-posing while being questioned by the cops
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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tonyzaret.bsky.social
Southern Dad Rates Genderswapped Yaoi #bakudeku
February 10, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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setenza.art
THE STATE OF THE INTERNET IS ASS. WE GOTTA GO BACK
A screenshot of the Nintendo DS messenger app called Pictochat.
February 9, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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patstaresat.bsky.social
Oh God fucking damnit. Alright what are the alternatives
wario64.bsky.social Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 8d
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month - all accounts set to "teen-appropriate experience" by default www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...

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February 9, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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hard-drive.net
Depressed Fire Emblem Character Doesn’t Have Enough Movement to Get Out of Bed Today
Depressed Fire Emblem Character Doesn't Have Enough Movement to Get Out of Bed Today - Hard Drive
Mercenary-turned-teacher Byleth has not left his bedroom for several days due to what he is calling poor use of action economy.
hard-drive.net
February 9, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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Hikaru Utada reveals in recent interview they identify as “tri-bi”: “Bisexual, bilingual and non-binary.”
February 8, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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bulph.bsky.social
February 1, 2026 at 5:53 AM
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opinionhaver.bsky.social
Blueskyese and Xian share an obvious common root as both being Twitteric languages, the difference is that after the split Xian became a hybrid Twitteric/Channer-linkedin tongue, while Blueskyese changed less overall but did pick up some tumbleric and redditor loanwords
proptermalone.bsky.social post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 11d
yeah Bluesky is primarily a Tumblric language
February 6, 2026 at 9:18 PM
zachdefense.bsky.social
I know Candela Obscura is meant to be a horror ttrpg, but I wasn't prepared for the true terror we confronted in tonight's session: the Jomforter
denim bedding
February 4, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
ten years ago today no one clapped
February 2, 2026 at 12:57 PM
zachdefense.bsky.social
having a lot of fun with one of the dumbest decks I've ever played in TCGPocket. I call this one "My Dad Could Beat Up Your Dad"
Maushold one-shotting a Mega Kangaskhan EX in Pokemon TCG Pocket
February 2, 2026 at 2:33 PM
zachdefense.bsky.social
guy coming to fix my heater hit me with "what's your favorite anime?" out of nowhere, and lemme tell you folks, in that moment I could not remember the name of a single anime
February 1, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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buttplug.engineer
I HAVE IDEAS
maysuser.name may @maysuser.name · 20d
what the fuck are "immersive weather vibrations"
immersive weather vibrations toggle in the pixel weather app
January 29, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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cheapassgamer.com
(PCDD) Accidental Queens Sale via Steam. Titles will be delisted tomorrow since the studio is closing. https://ow.ly/yPL650Y4Mcr
January 28, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
IT Dance - Gator Days
IT Dance - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 August is at the office and looking at a computer that's being difficult. It can't seem to connect to the network. The screen says "ERROR No connection So alone". Poor computer. August tried the usual fixes but the problem isn't obvious. He's begun searching for answers on his phone with a search engine called "searchle". August: This might take a while to fix. Robin: Okay, let me know when it's- Panel 2 Robin has noticed that August is searching online for solutions. Why did he even bring IT into this when he could have done that himself? Robin: Wait, you're just looking up how to fix it on your phone! I could have done that. August: You still can do that. Panel 3 Robin looks to the side and contemplates the situation. August wouldn't mind being able to skip this task but is also aware not everyone knows the right thing to search for and he will probably still have to do it in the end. Panel 4 Robin has decided to stop questioning things and take this as an opportunity to get some coffee. This moment is a gift. August is unbothered, he would probably do the same thing. Robin: I'm going to get some coffee. You want anything? August: No thanks.
January 26, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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sonic-official.bsky.social
The Chaotix Detective Agency is on the case! 🕵️‍♂️ Get ready for a brand-new audio adventure, Sonic the Hedgehog Presents: The Chaotix Casefiles, arriving on 1/27 wherever you listen to podcasts.

#ChaotixCaseFiles #SonicTheHedgehog
Sonic Presents: The Chaotix Casefiles Trailer
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January 20, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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hard-drive.net
Breaking: Beyond Good and Evil Fans Still Holding Out Hope
January 21, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
scoreboard
a bar chart of "number of inventions by species" humans: > 1,000,000 great apes: 34 corvids: 3 cows: 1
January 19, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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e621tagbot.bsky.social
wheat_in_mouth
January 13, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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endivinity.bsky.social
it's fun and good to put clothes on a dog
A digital illustration of the Pokemon Mew. It is white with red eyes, wearing gold neck rings and a somewhat-damaged hooded deep teal cape with gold edges, that has been tied into two large braids. A digital illustration of the Pokemon Nidorina. She stands on her hind legs, wearing a faded purple shawl secured with a gold brooch. She holds a rough woven satchel, has a gold torc and earrings, and has feathers down the back of her head and at the back of her limbs.
January 12, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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jourd4n.bsky.social
Mask
January 16, 2026 at 8:40 PM