Zach Defense
@zachdefense.bsky.social
Everyone expects the Zach Attack, no one expects the Zach Defense
he/him
he/him
somehow instead of just cracking in half like normal, for today's breakfast I managed to open up a window in this egg for the innards to schlorp out of unexpectedly. the wonders of nature never cease
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
somehow instead of just cracking in half like normal, for today's breakfast I managed to open up a window in this egg for the innards to schlorp out of unexpectedly. the wonders of nature never cease
also I found out that the Microsoft Game Bar screenshot function has a Meme button
October 14, 2025 at 11:36 AM
also I found out that the Microsoft Game Bar screenshot function has a Meme button
Fire Emblem Shadows is a cute little hidden role game but there's nothing really pulling me in that much so I might not-
September 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Fire Emblem Shadows is a cute little hidden role game but there's nothing really pulling me in that much so I might not-
Silksong defeated! it's definitely a goty contender for me. absolutely peak
September 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Silksong defeated! it's definitely a goty contender for me. absolutely peak
weird indie games that use the interface as a part of meta storytelling are the best
August 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
weird indie games that use the interface as a part of meta storytelling are the best
They will not allow you to be normal
August 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
They will not allow you to be normal
If you see this, quote this post with a title screen that’s iconic to you
August 7, 2025 at 12:05 PM
If you see this, quote this post with a title screen that’s iconic to you
wow i love Lugia they made it look so cool
July 30, 2025 at 11:43 AM
wow i love Lugia they made it look so cool
god, void stranger is so weird. and i love it for that
July 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
god, void stranger is so weird. and i love it for that
Finally got the run last night. Repost to make a Blue Prince player jealous (and make everyone else confused)
May 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Finally got the run last night. Repost to make a Blue Prince player jealous (and make everyone else confused)
tfw you don't wanna wake up you just wanna lounge in bed with your man
May 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
tfw you don't wanna wake up you just wanna lounge in bed with your man
I'm sorry, Google? you're asking me to review the phone app? what do you want, "called my doctor, but had to pay money for the appointment. 0/5 stars for microtransactions"
April 24, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I'm sorry, Google? you're asking me to review the phone app? what do you want, "called my doctor, but had to pay money for the appointment. 0/5 stars for microtransactions"
spaghetti for metaphor?
April 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
spaghetti for metaphor?
I have no idea how this counted as my win, I assumed it would be a draw. Gallade, your sacrifice was worth it o7
February 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I have no idea how this counted as my win, I assumed it would be a draw. Gallade, your sacrifice was worth it o7
finally, a fishing sidequest. now mtg is a true video game
February 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
finally, a fishing sidequest. now mtg is a true video game
Pokemon TCG Pocket introduced trading! And it kinda sucks ass! Both sides of the trade effectively have to trade away 5 high-rarity cards to receive 1 of the same rarity. @shiningcrobat.bsky.social thinks it's a ploy to get people off their phones and buying the real cards
January 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Pokemon TCG Pocket introduced trading! And it kinda sucks ass! Both sides of the trade effectively have to trade away 5 high-rarity cards to receive 1 of the same rarity. @shiningcrobat.bsky.social thinks it's a ploy to get people off their phones and buying the real cards
Zach-coded characters
January 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Zach-coded characters
@shiningcrobat.bsky.social picked up Pocket Camp Complete, so I've been playing it too and it's scratching a little bit of that Animal Crossing itch without being too high-investment
December 28, 2024 at 8:19 PM
@shiningcrobat.bsky.social picked up Pocket Camp Complete, so I've been playing it too and it's scratching a little bit of that Animal Crossing itch without being too high-investment
The Thing (1982)
December 10, 2024 at 1:40 PM
The Thing (1982)
Can anyone verify this? sounds kinda fake ngl
October 30, 2024 at 11:30 AM
Can anyone verify this? sounds kinda fake ngl