my kid turned 18 weeks old today. if you’re a parent, you know that’s flying week. so tonight instead of putting him to bed i took him outside and sure enough, off he went. won’t be back for hours. it’s gonna mess with his sleep cycle so bad. thank god we all forget how to fly at 19 weeks

Send help, my son is about to turn two and I started looking at his newborn photo

If you see me crying at my desk, no you don't

Everything I Like Is Carbs:
A tale of human sorrow and nutrition label reading

The meme is introduce yourself with four video games, but I'm not really a gamer so three is gonna do

I don't know what it says about me but it's my truth

If your kid upends his snack into your lap, you're legally allowed to finish it or at least pick at it
(Especially if you're hungry)

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I need to stop denying my heart and just play The Ballad of Jane Doe over and over again.

"So you like Ride the Cyclone now?"
No. It's this one song over and over again. I do intend to listen to the rest but this is where we are right now

Nazis: "that's a nazi salute"

Historians: "that's a nazi salute"

Average person: "that's a nazi salute"

The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."

Please be extra kind to the void today, there’s a lot of people out there screaming and the lines aren’t the void’s fault

We had the day off today and did a midday movie date while the boy (tm) was at baby school.

So now I've seen The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, it's INCREDIBLE, and I want to analyze and discuss it forever.

To love is a radical act

By the river.

it's me and my caffeinated drink against the world

#art #bee

This is my new favorite picture of myself and I will use it at any possible moment

If #MoulinRouge is bringing back a #Zidler, WHY is it not Titus Burgess????

Also I want a full version of his Chandelier DESPERATELY. he is such a singular and gifted talent

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The type of the energy I'm bringing to bluesky, thanks