Cherubim Valentinus
@cherubvalentine.bsky.social
21+ | he/him | twitch affiliate
An adult, wow. Also sometimes a streamer. 18+ content ahead so no kiddos allowed!
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Twitch.tv/cherubvalentine
An adult, wow. Also sometimes a streamer. 18+ content ahead so no kiddos allowed!
Banner text by: @miraclemarble.bsky.social
Twitch.tv/cherubvalentine
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Hello I am going to be offline until the 29th due to a festival I wait all fucking year for. I wont have power/reception/internet at all for basically from sometime tuesday (tomorrow) to sometime Monday (also my first day of work). I am safe and having fun. Love you all!
Hello I am going to be offline until the 29th due to a festival I wait all fucking year for. I wont have power/reception/internet at all for basically from sometime tuesday (tomorrow) to sometime Monday (also my first day of work). I am safe and having fun. Love you all!
golly gee my date is on their way gosh darn i hope i can impress themn...
November 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
golly gee my date is on their way gosh darn i hope i can impress themn...
My room is a fucking mess but I refuse to clean it before my date because I DO NOT want to bang!!! #waitingtillmarriage #chastityrules #antisex
November 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
My room is a fucking mess but I refuse to clean it before my date because I DO NOT want to bang!!! #waitingtillmarriage #chastityrules #antisex
Shaved and showered. All freshened up for my date. Also I am getting a tattoo.
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Shaved and showered. All freshened up for my date. Also I am getting a tattoo.
R/CATHELP is such a wild place. People will post pictures of perfectly normal cats with titles where theyre freaking out over a hypothetical health issue (the cat is usually 100% ok and just being a cat) or you get posts where op is super calm and inquisitive abt a stray (the cat has rabies)
November 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
R/CATHELP is such a wild place. People will post pictures of perfectly normal cats with titles where theyre freaking out over a hypothetical health issue (the cat is usually 100% ok and just being a cat) or you get posts where op is super calm and inquisitive abt a stray (the cat has rabies)
First date with my crush 2nite! Rate the meal I have planned for them 😏
November 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
First date with my crush 2nite! Rate the meal I have planned for them 😏
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invite me out for a slice Leo I promise to behave
A lovely end to the streaming week! Thank you so much to EVERYONE who came by, lurked, or brought their community in to get us up over that threshold. We're making fantastic progress, and I owe it to y'all
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here's our stream graphic we made as we announced new Nacho Cheesier™ eucharist wafers
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here's our stream graphic we made as we announced new Nacho Cheesier™ eucharist wafers
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 AM
invite me out for a slice Leo I promise to behave
dude the vatican should do a crossover episode where during the ceremony instead of pope leo who comes out its ACTUALLY papa emeritus IV
November 15, 2025 at 7:19 AM
dude the vatican should do a crossover episode where during the ceremony instead of pope leo who comes out its ACTUALLY papa emeritus IV
hi sorry for going like dead silent. ngl ive been actively having a mental health crisis. I am being monitored and cared for though!
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 AM
hi sorry for going like dead silent. ngl ive been actively having a mental health crisis. I am being monitored and cared for though!
Okkkkkaaaaaaay teehee I opened my dms for cute boys teehee 🙈🙈🙈
November 8, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Okkkkkaaaaaaay teehee I opened my dms for cute boys teehee 🙈🙈🙈
Last few hours in my 20s what porn genre should I watch last guys
November 8, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Last few hours in my 20s what porn genre should I watch last guys
I will be live skeeting my Sunday as it is my cat's bday and I am making her a special treat
October 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I will be live skeeting my Sunday as it is my cat's bday and I am making her a special treat
My birthday is next week but dont let distract you from my cat's birthday this weekend
October 31, 2025 at 1:15 AM
My birthday is next week but dont let distract you from my cat's birthday this weekend
Its my cat's bday on Sunday. Btw.
October 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Its my cat's bday on Sunday. Btw.
Oh that's gore. Thats gore of my comfort character.
October 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Oh that's gore. Thats gore of my comfort character.
Hi sorry I've had a really hard past few days and had some social drama bubble up prior that really hit me without warning. Im back now
October 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Hi sorry I've had a really hard past few days and had some social drama bubble up prior that really hit me without warning. Im back now
I went on one date with a guy and now he thinks he is owed time with me.
I thought it was sweet one person wanted to kiss me and now they think that we're besties because of it or have a romance or something???
I'm a shit friend apparently because I dont listen enough. So I need to shut up more
I thought it was sweet one person wanted to kiss me and now they think that we're besties because of it or have a romance or something???
I'm a shit friend apparently because I dont listen enough. So I need to shut up more
October 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I went on one date with a guy and now he thinks he is owed time with me.
I thought it was sweet one person wanted to kiss me and now they think that we're besties because of it or have a romance or something???
I'm a shit friend apparently because I dont listen enough. So I need to shut up more
I thought it was sweet one person wanted to kiss me and now they think that we're besties because of it or have a romance or something???
I'm a shit friend apparently because I dont listen enough. So I need to shut up more
Can everyone stop being so weird to me. Thanks.
October 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Can everyone stop being so weird to me. Thanks.
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you need to understand the best villians and antagonists are not super intelligent, they are just the best ragebaiters
October 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
you need to understand the best villians and antagonists are not super intelligent, they are just the best ragebaiters
Reposted by Cherubim Valentinus
you think it's "gay" to be associated with anything left of center ...
*opens manilla envelope*
... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ...
*slides 8x10 photo across table*
... you wore the tutti frutti
*opens manilla envelope*
... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ...
*slides 8x10 photo across table*
... you wore the tutti frutti
October 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
you think it's "gay" to be associated with anything left of center ...
*opens manilla envelope*
... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ...
*slides 8x10 photo across table*
... you wore the tutti frutti
*opens manilla envelope*
... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ...
*slides 8x10 photo across table*
... you wore the tutti frutti
One time when I worked for a corpo coffee chain I found out one of my coworkers was a SoundCloud rapper and the amount of power that gave me over him was insane.
October 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
One time when I worked for a corpo coffee chain I found out one of my coworkers was a SoundCloud rapper and the amount of power that gave me over him was insane.
So Im trying it finally. And I fucking hate it even more now. :)
Had a nightmare that I gave hazbin hotel a shot and actually enjoyed it. I spent the entire dream trying to come to terms with the fact I couldn't unjustly hate on it anymore.
Good thing I will never watch it!
Good thing I will never watch it!
October 21, 2025 at 5:09 AM
So Im trying it finally. And I fucking hate it even more now. :)
Someone threw me a like on hinge. I went to match with them then got the message they had a note to be aware of. It read "FURRIES/FASCISTS DNI!!!"
Very normal and appealing of a take which im sure does not drive potential partners away.
Very normal and appealing of a take which im sure does not drive potential partners away.
October 20, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Someone threw me a like on hinge. I went to match with them then got the message they had a note to be aware of. It read "FURRIES/FASCISTS DNI!!!"
Very normal and appealing of a take which im sure does not drive potential partners away.
Very normal and appealing of a take which im sure does not drive potential partners away.
The coolest part about the internet and people in it is when they think they deserve 24/7 access to me because we have spoken a few times
October 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The coolest part about the internet and people in it is when they think they deserve 24/7 access to me because we have spoken a few times
I haven't posted my cat in a hot minute. You guys want a pic?
October 19, 2025 at 9:31 AM
I haven't posted my cat in a hot minute. You guys want a pic?