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@yramk.bsky.social
writer musician and scamp
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the picture of the stuffed animal sticking out of the glove compartment just inches away from the blood spattered dashboard is gonna be one of those images that haunts me forever. even when your whole job is looking at the horrors on purpose and you get good at forgetting, some things are seared in.
January 8, 2026 at 6:37 PM
the picture of the stuffed animal sticking out of the glove compartment just inches away from the blood spattered dashboard is gonna be one of those images that haunts me forever. even when your whole job is looking at the horrors on purpose and you get good at forgetting, some things are seared in.
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Just realized that Xmas will mean no RHOSLC next week and what even is the reason for the season I ask you
December 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Just realized that Xmas will mean no RHOSLC next week and what even is the reason for the season I ask you
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im learning more every day
November 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
im learning more every day
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I can’t read or watch any post game stuff but I don’t know if I’ve ever loved a sports team like this year’s Jays. Just really hope we can re-sign Bo and Bieber and run as much back as possible.
November 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I can’t read or watch any post game stuff but I don’t know if I’ve ever loved a sports team like this year’s Jays. Just really hope we can re-sign Bo and Bieber and run as much back as possible.
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torontogically speaking
November 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
torontogically speaking
Baseball is an evil game
November 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Baseball is an evil game
i am going to die
November 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
i am going to die
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HAHAHAHA we’re doing everything let’s gooooooo
November 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
HAHAHAHA we’re doing everything let’s gooooooo
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Trump won’t stop posting about the bathroom!
October 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Trump won’t stop posting about the bathroom!
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why did this make me wheeze out loud
October 30, 2025 at 10:10 AM
why did this make me wheeze out loud
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alejandro kirk is so good built
October 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
alejandro kirk is so good built
baseball is like a little boardgame mixed with a card game where every guy has his own little powers. and batting determines how many spots each piece moves around. And then there’s also lore and human drama. And I can’t believe it took me so long to get into
October 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
baseball is like a little boardgame mixed with a card game where every guy has his own little powers. and batting determines how many spots each piece moves around. And then there’s also lore and human drama. And I can’t believe it took me so long to get into
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I thought the Blue Jays would be emotionally spent and the Dodgers would be charged up after such an intense war of attrition& losing a key guy last night but respect to the Blue Jays they have demonstrated championship level mental toughness tonight
October 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I thought the Blue Jays would be emotionally spent and the Dodgers would be charged up after such an intense war of attrition& losing a key guy last night but respect to the Blue Jays they have demonstrated championship level mental toughness tonight
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the year is 2066. the dodgers and blue jays are in their 8692nd inning of the 2025 world series, game 3
October 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
the year is 2066. the dodgers and blue jays are in their 8692nd inning of the 2025 world series, game 3
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they say there was a time before the Game, once.
October 28, 2025 at 5:58 AM
they say there was a time before the Game, once.
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The Jays and Dodgers will break for Christmas Eve to share a drink in no man’s land, show each other photos of the family they left back home, before heading back to their respective trenches.
October 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
The Jays and Dodgers will break for Christmas Eve to share a drink in no man’s land, show each other photos of the family they left back home, before heading back to their respective trenches.
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the stadium stopped selling alcohol seven innings ago. everyone at this game is sober now
October 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
the stadium stopped selling alcohol seven innings ago. everyone at this game is sober now
baseball is a great game to watch if you hate feeling peace
October 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
baseball is a great game to watch if you hate feeling peace
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10,000 people in one stadium trying to pee during the same commercial break
October 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
10,000 people in one stadium trying to pee during the same commercial break
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What a game, I absolutely hate it
October 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
What a game, I absolutely hate it
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Ernie Clement says whenever George Springer gets booed, Ernie joins along and boos him as well.
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Ernie Clement says whenever George Springer gets booed, Ernie joins along and boos him as well.
really seemed like a ball call
October 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
really seemed like a ball call
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I want Alejandro Kirk to be World Series MVP so badly
October 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I want Alejandro Kirk to be World Series MVP so badly