Johanna
@yoyohanna.bsky.social
Wind energy engineer, knitter, tubist, Mama. Returned to Hamburg after many years in the UK.
Oh right, it is COVID. Fun.
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Oh right, it is COVID. Fun.
It is time, for us as a society, to abolish upper respiratory infections. Barbaric.
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
It is time, for us as a society, to abolish upper respiratory infections. Barbaric.
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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Freunde von Absätzen!
Nein, es ist wahr! Napoleon wollte einmal Kaninchen bei einer Jagd schießen, die, freigelassen, aber, statt davonzuhoppeln, auf den Kaiser losstürmten, an seinen Stiefeln hochsprangen, in zum Rückzug in seinen Wagen zwangen!!!
Nein, es ist wahr! Napoleon wollte einmal Kaninchen bei einer Jagd schießen, die, freigelassen, aber, statt davonzuhoppeln, auf den Kaiser losstürmten, an seinen Stiefeln hochsprangen, in zum Rückzug in seinen Wagen zwangen!!!
September 3, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Freunde von Absätzen!
Nein, es ist wahr! Napoleon wollte einmal Kaninchen bei einer Jagd schießen, die, freigelassen, aber, statt davonzuhoppeln, auf den Kaiser losstürmten, an seinen Stiefeln hochsprangen, in zum Rückzug in seinen Wagen zwangen!!!
Nein, es ist wahr! Napoleon wollte einmal Kaninchen bei einer Jagd schießen, die, freigelassen, aber, statt davonzuhoppeln, auf den Kaiser losstürmten, an seinen Stiefeln hochsprangen, in zum Rückzug in seinen Wagen zwangen!!!
I want to make Evan Dando a nice cup of chamomile tea and make sure he has a good rest.
September 6, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I want to make Evan Dando a nice cup of chamomile tea and make sure he has a good rest.
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Toddler: Papa heißt Alex
Me: Ja stimmt!
Toddler: Mama heißt Sousaphone
Me: Ja stimmt!
Toddler: Mama heißt Sousaphone
July 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Toddler: Papa heißt Alex
Me: Ja stimmt!
Toddler: Mama heißt Sousaphone
Me: Ja stimmt!
Toddler: Mama heißt Sousaphone
Things I've learned since moving back to Germany:
Flohmarkt everywhere
"Öffis"
"Orga"
Public health insurance now is different from private 30 years ago
Flohmarkt everywhere
"Öffis"
"Orga"
Public health insurance now is different from private 30 years ago
July 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Things I've learned since moving back to Germany:
Flohmarkt everywhere
"Öffis"
"Orga"
Public health insurance now is different from private 30 years ago
Flohmarkt everywhere
"Öffis"
"Orga"
Public health insurance now is different from private 30 years ago
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Doltcous!
I take it back, AI is good, actually. This has come back around to being art. Or should I say Ahrt!
AI in the wild? This tray tissue I was given at a restaurant is full of errors and hallucinations…!
June 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Doltcous!
That's nice isn't it
Bunt, vielfältig, offen! 🌈 Wir kämpfen im Bundestag für queere Sichtbarkeit und gegen queerfeindliche Hasskriminalität. Die rechtliche Diskriminierung von LSBTIQ muss beendet werden!
Dazu haben wir heute einen Antrag zum Schutz queerer Personen eingebracht.
Dazu haben wir heute einen Antrag zum Schutz queerer Personen eingebracht.
June 26, 2025 at 10:56 AM
That's nice isn't it
Oh no
Ice cream truck funerals apparently produce the most horror movie ass sound you can hear in real life
June 25, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Oh no
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Had a little cry on the bus reading this piece by @eligoldstone.bsky.social about care, food and toddlers
Service, Please
Eli Goldstone waits table on her best customer. Illustration by Antoine Cossé.
open.substack.com
June 16, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Had a little cry on the bus reading this piece by @eligoldstone.bsky.social about care, food and toddlers
Oho, nach einem Jahr Ottensen heute meine erste Saša Stanišiç Sichtung. Jetzt sind wir richtig angekommen.
June 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Oho, nach einem Jahr Ottensen heute meine erste Saša Stanišiç Sichtung. Jetzt sind wir richtig angekommen.
Elmer does Midsommar. Harsh.
May 12, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Elmer does Midsommar. Harsh.
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I’m watching the Switch 2 reveal and they’re spending A LOT of time apologising for how bad the Switch 2 smells. They keep saying they’ll find a way to mitigate the stench problem before launch but they don’t sound very confident
April 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I’m watching the Switch 2 reveal and they’re spending A LOT of time apologising for how bad the Switch 2 smells. They keep saying they’ll find a way to mitigate the stench problem before launch but they don’t sound very confident
Not read this yet, but something I've thought about a lot.
"Advocates of tax rises point out that actually, middle income families face lower taxes than in other developed nations, and that’s true. But it overlooks a glaring problem: housing costs."
Why does Britain feel so poor?
Plus chaos chasers, ghost motorways, the secret symbols hiding in your street, and a rationalist death cult.
martinrobbins.substack.com
April 2, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Not read this yet, but something I've thought about a lot.
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The boy has started yelling "yippee ya ya" and I can't stop giggling about it.
March 20, 2025 at 11:04 AM
The boy has started yelling "yippee ya ya" and I can't stop giggling about it.
This is a wonderful thread. That's just talking about art on the internet in a nutshell
I have decided that two guys arguing about one of my effects pedals paintings on a Facebook pedal forum is too funny not to share. I’ve tried to redact the names, but Will really hates my painting, Max likes it. 1/2
March 19, 2025 at 8:20 AM
This is a wonderful thread. That's just talking about art on the internet in a nutshell
Here's a video that I think is worth watching. Things are scary but not hopeless.
youtu.be/Rs_NWwtBoks
youtu.be/Rs_NWwtBoks
The Great Energy Transition: A Future Worth Building
YouTube video by DNV - Energy Systems
youtu.be
March 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Here's a video that I think is worth watching. Things are scary but not hopeless.
youtu.be/Rs_NWwtBoks
youtu.be/Rs_NWwtBoks
Good morning I've been up since half four and then spent the next three hours getting slapped in the face #toddlerlife
March 18, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Good morning I've been up since half four and then spent the next three hours getting slapped in the face #toddlerlife
Ok finally got a subscription to what they call Wow TV here and catching up on the White Lotus. Still very good.
March 18, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Ok finally got a subscription to what they call Wow TV here and catching up on the White Lotus. Still very good.
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Your Outie is undefeated at arm wrestling
March 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Your Outie is undefeated at arm wrestling
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Die Knüppelbrücke im Jenischpark
March 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Die Knüppelbrücke im Jenischpark