Your Pal Pete
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Your Pal Pete
@yourpalpete.bsky.social
Music, comedy, musical comedy. Entertainment by any means necessary.
Watching the Netflix Sean Combs doc series and had a full-on guffaw when the first episode credits began with:
Executive Producer: Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson
Dude trolls at supervillian levels.
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The cures for the "Male Loneliness Epidemic":
Men: women need to become a regulated commodity to our physical needs and/or completely subservient to our desires and worldview.
Women: consider us human beings.
December 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Like 30% of the country is absolutely enraged because they thought they were going to be able to be utter shitbirds without anyone being allowed to call them shitbirds, but here we are, calling them shitbirds.
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I mean, let those among us that haven't communicated private messages to our intimate partners that would seem ultra-freaky out of context cast the first stone, but those Olivia Nuzzi/RFKjr ones are something else.
November 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
There is not a bingo cart in the known universe that would have this on it.
and with that, a person who might have become some kind of prolific serial killer was rerouted onto the path of writing the most unholy fanfiction of all time
A reporter asks if Mamdani stands by calling Trump a fascist. Mamdani starts to give a delicate answer.

Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
No shade to the OP, but we've been broken for a while. Otherwise, we wouldn't have re-elected an historically bad president on the platform that he would do all the bad shit he did the first time, but more.
So Trump's whole "punishable by death" comment is really just gonna wash away in the span of a 24 hour news cycle, huh?

We really are broken as a society.
November 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Moxon’s Shaving Cream: “Never exonerate malice simply because it is also stupid.”
November 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Became president 😭
A fool and their money …
November 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Update: She's OK, it was just a failure of communication. But she's definitely keeping her papers handy (she lives in Texas).
She showed me a truer form of love than I thought possible, she is the love of my life and one of my very best friends and supporters. She is also a Venezuelan citizen with a green card. I haven't been able to reach her in 2 weeks.
We are way beyond agree to disagree.
November 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Thing is, I have thought some of things conservatives and conspiracy theorists believe. But something changed my mind: I did my own research. (1/5)
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
America has fought quite a few "conceptual" wars: on poverty, on drugs, and on terror. In every instance, ultimately the ruling class got what they wanted and there are plenty of those things still around.
November 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This is where the myth of the "liberal media" is most exposed. Reporter may generally have personal liberal leanings, but serve the Status Quo first and foremost. Which has moved into some disgusting directions.
Seriously, what is wrong with these people?
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Why does every presidential corruption scandal revolve around Deep Throat?
November 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Thing is, there are millions of these types of stories among the impoverished. The privilege of wealth means you never have to make these choices.
November 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Hey I know this guy! Thanks, Chris!
#NotKnownEnough
#MusicChallenge
Day 13

@yourpalpete.bsky.social (Damon) Lose The Girlfriend(you gotta)

Your Paul is friend of mine from Washington, DC and this is one my favorite songs of his. I did in passing once actually meet Damon.

youtu.be/WeNzEkZ0fN4
[Damon] Lose the Girlfriend (you gotta)
YouTube video by Your Pal - Topic
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November 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Get ready folks! We're about to see another gold-medal worthy display of mental gymnastics from the American team!
November 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Well well well, if it isn't the thing literally everyone whose brain is functioning properly saw coming.
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
oof...
Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro: “They think life is a bad Hollywood movie where they’re always the heroic Rambo-style winners and the rest of us—Latinos, Mexicans, Colombians, Venezuelans, Caribbeans, Africans—are the villains.

“Let them keep their fading empire and their ugly story.”
November 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Six people died from tampered Tylenol and the company pulled 30 million bottles off the market. ChatGPT is accused of urging seven people towards suicide, and OpenAI just assures us they’re still working out the kinks. Billions in investment, zero accountability.
OpenAI faces 7 lawsuits claiming ChatGPT drove people to suicide, delusions
OpenAI is facing seven lawsuits claiming ChatGPT drove people to suicide and harmful delusions even when they had no prior mental health issues.
apnews.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
No, it's awesome that the first trillionaire is insane. Why do you ask?
November 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Watched some videos about contemporary conservative comedy. When conservatives satirize liberals, it's very obvious because it's so broadly over the top and cartoonish. When liberals satirize conservatives w/ a similar approach, people- from either side- are often fooled into believing it's real.
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM