yoman5
@yoman5.bsky.social
MTG/TFT streamer/writer/commentator. Top 8 GP Milwaukee.
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LORWYN ECLIPSED DECK DUMP THREAD
50+ decks for Standard and beyond!
ECL Deck Dump unsponsored this time, but still show @powrdragn.bsky.social some love for carrying the standard torch so hard
@fireshoes.bsky.social
50+ decks for Standard and beyond!
ECL Deck Dump unsponsored this time, but still show @powrdragn.bsky.social some love for carrying the standard torch so hard
@fireshoes.bsky.social
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Are you an artist interested in creating art for @magic.wizards.com?
Well now we have this super rad portfolio submission tool to submit your best of the best work to, that gets looked at with human eyes! 👀 #wotcstaff
company.wizards.com/en/freelance...
Well now we have this super rad portfolio submission tool to submit your best of the best work to, that gets looked at with human eyes! 👀 #wotcstaff
company.wizards.com/en/freelance...
Freelance Art Submissions | Wizards of the Coast
Are you an aspiring Wizards of the Coast artist? Submit your portfolio today for review by our art directors!
company.wizards.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Are you an artist interested in creating art for @magic.wizards.com?
Well now we have this super rad portfolio submission tool to submit your best of the best work to, that gets looked at with human eyes! 👀 #wotcstaff
company.wizards.com/en/freelance...
Well now we have this super rad portfolio submission tool to submit your best of the best work to, that gets looked at with human eyes! 👀 #wotcstaff
company.wizards.com/en/freelance...
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I've seen a post or two floating around about an open position in Game Design over at @magic.wizards.com and am here to confirm... it's true! Play Design is hiring!
If you think you've got the chops, here's a link to the job itself:
careers.hasbro.com/careers/job/...
#WOTCstaff
If you think you've got the chops, here's a link to the job itself:
careers.hasbro.com/careers/job/...
#WOTCstaff
February 4, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I've seen a post or two floating around about an open position in Game Design over at @magic.wizards.com and am here to confirm... it's true! Play Design is hiring!
If you think you've got the chops, here's a link to the job itself:
careers.hasbro.com/careers/job/...
#WOTCstaff
If you think you've got the chops, here's a link to the job itself:
careers.hasbro.com/careers/job/...
#WOTCstaff
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Dwarf Fortress is a video game that you can play
February 4, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Dwarf Fortress is a video game that you can play
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That sure is a shitton of Blizzard coverage on my skyline all of a sudden for people who like to talk big game about BDS.
February 4, 2026 at 7:34 PM
That sure is a shitton of Blizzard coverage on my skyline all of a sudden for people who like to talk big game about BDS.
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I'm giving away TEN Collector Booster Boxes of Lorwyn Eclipsed!
I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline!
Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST!
Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline!
Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST!
Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
February 4, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I'm giving away TEN Collector Booster Boxes of Lorwyn Eclipsed!
I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline!
Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST!
Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline!
Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST!
Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
Hit Grandmaster in Q Up today AMA
February 4, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Hit Grandmaster in Q Up today AMA
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when your public moment of vulnerability undergoes memetic semantic degradation
February 3, 2026 at 9:31 PM
when your public moment of vulnerability undergoes memetic semantic degradation
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Too many of our Haitian neighbors are stuck in legal limbo. As the fight over Temporary Protected Status continues, we encourage anyone with TPS to use the city’s free immigration legal support and explore every legal pathway available. Call 800-354-0365 to learn more.
February 3, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Too many of our Haitian neighbors are stuck in legal limbo. As the fight over Temporary Protected Status continues, we encourage anyone with TPS to use the city’s free immigration legal support and explore every legal pathway available. Call 800-354-0365 to learn more.
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who the hell called them "podcast hosts with whom I've developed an unhealthy parasocial relationship" and not
. . .
earbuds.
. . .
earbuds.
February 3, 2026 at 6:13 PM
who the hell called them "podcast hosts with whom I've developed an unhealthy parasocial relationship" and not
. . .
earbuds.
. . .
earbuds.
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I feel a collective exhaustion and anger in every facet of life constantly pushing to see how much more gaslighting we can take, and it would be extremely unwise to test consumers in the few spaces where they can really have an impact.
February 3, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I feel a collective exhaustion and anger in every facet of life constantly pushing to see how much more gaslighting we can take, and it would be extremely unwise to test consumers in the few spaces where they can really have an impact.
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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
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sorry everyone we at pencil company know you liked pencils, but we can't think of any new ideas for them, so we're discontinuing pencils tomorrow. also, you won't be able to access all your pencil drawings, please burn them, cool
Called and spoke with Adobe customer support and the guy told me Adobe is discontinuing Animate because apparently the company can't think of any new features to add to the program and they feel it's gotten stale.
So they're just GETTING RID OF IT???
So they're just GETTING RID OF IT???
February 3, 2026 at 1:03 PM
sorry everyone we at pencil company know you liked pencils, but we can't think of any new ideas for them, so we're discontinuing pencils tomorrow. also, you won't be able to access all your pencil drawings, please burn them, cool
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It's a perfectly cromulent program, so you're discontinuing it BECAUSE you don't need to update it??? I HATE THIS HELL WE LIVE IN
February 2, 2026 at 9:54 PM
It's a perfectly cromulent program, so you're discontinuing it BECAUSE you don't need to update it??? I HATE THIS HELL WE LIVE IN
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Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
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Mamdani is proving what we all suspected. The Democrats didn’t want him to win because they knew he’d succeed and show how it’s not just possible to fix things- it’s actually pretty fucking easy.
Incredible contrast between this and Keir Starmer running a delivery driver over
Mamdani Forces Delivery Apps to Pay Back $4.6 Million Cheated From Drivers
New York City's new mayor, Zohran Mamdani, has already scored a major win for deliveristas working for three delivery giants.
futurism.com
February 3, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Mamdani is proving what we all suspected. The Democrats didn’t want him to win because they knew he’d succeed and show how it’s not just possible to fix things- it’s actually pretty fucking easy.
every new piece of information I learn about the epstein files is truly insane
they were just comically evil and bad and were a shadow cabal that would get you laughed out of a publishing house for poor writing
and also none of these motherfuckers can spell or use grammar
how
they were just comically evil and bad and were a shadow cabal that would get you laughed out of a publishing house for poor writing
and also none of these motherfuckers can spell or use grammar
how
February 3, 2026 at 2:39 PM
every new piece of information I learn about the epstein files is truly insane
they were just comically evil and bad and were a shadow cabal that would get you laughed out of a publishing house for poor writing
and also none of these motherfuckers can spell or use grammar
how
they were just comically evil and bad and were a shadow cabal that would get you laughed out of a publishing house for poor writing
and also none of these motherfuckers can spell or use grammar
how
In a good society kalshi would be ashamed of the ads they're running
In a just society their business model would be illegal
Instead I get increasingly more unhinged ads every 15 minutes or whatever insane rate it is now on twitch
In a just society their business model would be illegal
Instead I get increasingly more unhinged ads every 15 minutes or whatever insane rate it is now on twitch
February 3, 2026 at 1:43 AM
In a good society kalshi would be ashamed of the ads they're running
In a just society their business model would be illegal
Instead I get increasingly more unhinged ads every 15 minutes or whatever insane rate it is now on twitch
In a just society their business model would be illegal
Instead I get increasingly more unhinged ads every 15 minutes or whatever insane rate it is now on twitch
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If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.
Yes, Peter decided that the continued existence of our democracies isn't compatible with his desired level of personal freedom.
An absolute enemy of humanity.
An absolute enemy of humanity.
February 3, 2026 at 12:17 AM
If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.
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Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
February 2, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
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Only half joking, I did not realize politicians were allowed to actually just do stuff for people
February 2, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Only half joking, I did not realize politicians were allowed to actually just do stuff for people
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It’s your city, from the sidewalk to the skyline. The David Dinkins Municipal Building’s rooftop is open & free to everyone, starting this June.
February 2, 2026 at 8:25 PM
It’s your city, from the sidewalk to the skyline. The David Dinkins Municipal Building’s rooftop is open & free to everyone, starting this June.
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'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
Horrifying. ICE confirms measles outbreak at Dilley family detention center. www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-dil...
ICE halts "all movement" at Texas detention facility due to measles infections
The measles cases at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center were detected Friday, Department of Homeland Security spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin said in a statement to CBS News.
www.cbsnews.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
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One Last Job Mirrormind Crown Combo!
One Last Job returning Aatchick with a Mirrormind Crown creates a ton of token copies of itself; the legend rule kills them and creates tons of damage triggers for an instant win!
Decklist and Gameplay: youtu.be/eOtve5OKRq8
@fireshoes.bsky.social
One Last Job returning Aatchick with a Mirrormind Crown creates a ton of token copies of itself; the legend rule kills them and creates tons of damage triggers for an instant win!
Decklist and Gameplay: youtu.be/eOtve5OKRq8
@fireshoes.bsky.social
February 1, 2026 at 10:59 PM
One Last Job Mirrormind Crown Combo!
One Last Job returning Aatchick with a Mirrormind Crown creates a ton of token copies of itself; the legend rule kills them and creates tons of damage triggers for an instant win!
Decklist and Gameplay: youtu.be/eOtve5OKRq8
@fireshoes.bsky.social
One Last Job returning Aatchick with a Mirrormind Crown creates a ton of token copies of itself; the legend rule kills them and creates tons of damage triggers for an instant win!
Decklist and Gameplay: youtu.be/eOtve5OKRq8
@fireshoes.bsky.social