yehoak, from the internet
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yehoak, from the internet
@yehoak.bsky.social
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honey, they opened up the new social media site! could you bring me my “recreate all my problems with the old site on the new site” hat? i got takes to post
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i like how he gets so mad partway through writing this that he forgets the initial dichotomy he set up
These guys are so normal.
February 10, 2026 at 7:52 PM
i hate that i have to know about so many freaks (derogatory) and weirdos (derogatory) because i work in tech.

this is like being back in the noise scene where everyone were different kinds of freaks (derogatory) and weirdos (derogatory) except everyone can pay rent
February 10, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Eli Yudkowsky named his site “Less Wrong” as a form of wishful thinking because he gets “More Wrong” every day
February 10, 2026 at 8:16 PM
i don’t need to do age verification because i remember conservatives thinking the Baracka Flocka Flame video was real when it first went on youtube
February 10, 2026 at 3:44 PM
i'm so tired of having a job, man. life should be cooler than this
February 9, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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Most people experienced the fall of the Roman Empire as: “One day a bridge collapsed, and no one came to fix it.”
Apparently the zombocom domain expired yesterday and was presumably bought out by some other jackass who launched this vibe-coded IMPOSTOR
February 9, 2026 at 6:32 AM
you don't hear about cuffing season anymore
February 8, 2026 at 1:41 AM
because i'm normal and have irl friends to talk to i just learned that weirdo conservatives started alternate groups because they think aarp is too woke???? calling them weird was too polite
February 7, 2026 at 11:47 PM
watching sports??? heh. hah. *scoffs* maybe you should pay more attention to the, uhhh, limbic games, yeah
February 7, 2026 at 11:00 PM
woke²
February 7, 2026 at 10:58 PM
a lot of things suck but we gotta start living our lives like things can get better
February 7, 2026 at 10:54 PM
justice for shingy
February 5, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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D'you ever get a stupid idea in your head and then you can't do anything else until you get it out? 🎣
February 4, 2026 at 3:45 PM
the fact that the world is such a beautiful place that i am no longer afraid to die makes how much the band The World Is A Beautiful Place And I Am No Longer Afraid To Die sucks even worse
January 31, 2026 at 7:24 PM
fold up piece of ham
January 30, 2026 at 3:18 PM
some one sat next to me the subway the other day and immediately opened kalshi on their phone like it wasn't a problem to be an embarrassment to your friends and family in public like that
January 30, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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January 28, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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It feels better to pretend one's country hasn't been complicit in American aggression and benefited from the state of affairs arising from that than to admit that and recognize ordinary people are in a struggle together against bastards at the top across borders
January 21, 2026 at 1:47 PM
social media has been thrown into turmoil several times due to shower discourse and people not washing their legs. what was never talked about is people still use irish spring and it smells like evil laundry detergent and my peaceful mindset is being tested in this coffee shop
January 20, 2026 at 2:28 PM
a rare quote post but im catching up on podcasts today and this year it's going to be extremely hard to make a better and more poignant episode than this one
January 19, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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Building a browser extension that automatically replaces "just another distraction from the Epstein files" with "IT'S TIME FOR SOME GAME THEORY" because that's what y'all are starting to sound like, sorry
January 19, 2026 at 1:15 AM
everything i know about will stancil i have learned against my will
January 17, 2026 at 6:53 AM
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When its stomach_noise.mp3 you know the only solution is hearty_meal.gif
January 15, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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Great question!

It’s not just about whether or not the gyre is widening – its that the falcon cannot hear the Falconer. In today’s blood-dimmed world, it’s a game-changer that many don’t consider.

The kicker? A beast that is rough, slouching, and born.
January 13, 2026 at 1:44 PM
January 12, 2026 at 7:25 PM