just thought of a good halloween nick. now I gotta hold this and not forget it for another 10 months
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
just thought of a good halloween nick. now I gotta hold this and not forget it for another 10 months
they should pack the supreme court with 4 more justices so we can get headlines like
"in a 6-7 decision,"
"in a 6-7 decision,"
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
they should pack the supreme court with 4 more justices so we can get headlines like
"in a 6-7 decision,"
"in a 6-7 decision,"
apothecary diaries except instead of eunuchs it's about circumcision
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
apothecary diaries except instead of eunuchs it's about circumcision
when i started my first job my mid-career coworker would retell anecdotes pretty often and I'd be like "heh, coworker doesn't realize he told this story already"
well now I'm mid-career and I keep forgetting if I've told an anecdote to my coworkers already
well now I'm mid-career and I keep forgetting if I've told an anecdote to my coworkers already
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
when i started my first job my mid-career coworker would retell anecdotes pretty often and I'd be like "heh, coworker doesn't realize he told this story already"
well now I'm mid-career and I keep forgetting if I've told an anecdote to my coworkers already
well now I'm mid-career and I keep forgetting if I've told an anecdote to my coworkers already
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why is it that american mahjong players shorten it as "mahj" but riichi players shorten it as "jong". gotta get some linguistics majors on the case
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 AM
why is it that american mahjong players shorten it as "mahj" but riichi players shorten it as "jong". gotta get some linguistics majors on the case
yote (year of the egg)
A completely inscrutable anime OVA from 1985 was in the US box office top 5 for a couple of days, congrats angels egg www.boxofficemojo.com/title/tt0208...
Angel's Egg
www.boxofficemojo.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
yote (year of the egg)
Magic the Gathering: 3.0 You Can (Not) Redraft Rares
November 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Magic the Gathering: 3.0 You Can (Not) Redraft Rares
has anybody said eepyrom yet
November 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
has anybody said eepyrom yet
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Alice Gear Aegis (3D mecha musume STG by Dariusburst devs) is currently running an event with one FG-obsessed chara that goes through numpad notation, leverless controller hype & ends with the player constructing their own fight stick based on a ton of needlessly specific hardware parodies
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Alice Gear Aegis (3D mecha musume STG by Dariusburst devs) is currently running an event with one FG-obsessed chara that goes through numpad notation, leverless controller hype & ends with the player constructing their own fight stick based on a ton of needlessly specific hardware parodies
finally got rid of OpenHardwareMonitor on my machine since windows kept flagging it as a trojan.
turns out it had saved like 50GB worth of temperature data in CSV log format over the lifetime of my computer??? lol
turns out it had saved like 50GB worth of temperature data in CSV log format over the lifetime of my computer??? lol
November 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
finally got rid of OpenHardwareMonitor on my machine since windows kept flagging it as a trojan.
turns out it had saved like 50GB worth of temperature data in CSV log format over the lifetime of my computer??? lol
turns out it had saved like 50GB worth of temperature data in CSV log format over the lifetime of my computer??? lol
fuck u
*labels you for individual sale*
*labels you for individual sale*
November 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
fuck u
*labels you for individual sale*
*labels you for individual sale*
every time i need to drive to the gas station to inflate my tires i get super hypochondriac because one time i couldn't get the nozzle to get a good seal no matter what i tried
...it happened again AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
...it happened again AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
November 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
every time i need to drive to the gas station to inflate my tires i get super hypochondriac because one time i couldn't get the nozzle to get a good seal no matter what i tried
...it happened again AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
...it happened again AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
why is saying you have a fistful of <thing> more than having a handful of <thing>
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
why is saying you have a fistful of <thing> more than having a handful of <thing>
bought a bag of salad that said 3.5 servings, and im mad cause they actually portioned it accurately and now i have half a serving of salad idkwtf to do with
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
bought a bag of salad that said 3.5 servings, and im mad cause they actually portioned it accurately and now i have half a serving of salad idkwtf to do with
guy who can't afford therapy so he gets his mental counseling from panda express fortune cookies
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
guy who can't afford therapy so he gets his mental counseling from panda express fortune cookies
remember to follow a 996 schedule every day:
9 hours of sleep
9 hours of play
6 hours of jacking off
9 hours of sleep
9 hours of play
6 hours of jacking off
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
remember to follow a 996 schedule every day:
9 hours of sleep
9 hours of play
6 hours of jacking off
9 hours of sleep
9 hours of play
6 hours of jacking off
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A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
let my discord nitro sub lapse and now I feel as though a great power has been taken from me (cross-server emote reacts)
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
let my discord nitro sub lapse and now I feel as though a great power has been taken from me (cross-server emote reacts)
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Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
November 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
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This is what’s possible if you open your chi gates and practice tai chi.
October 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
This is what’s possible if you open your chi gates and practice tai chi.
got an ancient memory jogged out of my brain of me watching this as a very young child.
found it on YouTube, and... I guess it actually still has a decent hit rate? some of these would make for good not-top tens on ESPN???
found it on YouTube, and... I guess it actually still has a decent hit rate? some of these would make for good not-top tens on ESPN???
FOOTBALL FUNNIES (1987) — GoodTimes Home Video [VHS Rip / Digitization] Sports Bloopers NFL Comedy
YouTube video by VHS Tape For A Brain — Main Video Library
m.youtube.com
October 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
got an ancient memory jogged out of my brain of me watching this as a very young child.
found it on YouTube, and... I guess it actually still has a decent hit rate? some of these would make for good not-top tens on ESPN???
found it on YouTube, and... I guess it actually still has a decent hit rate? some of these would make for good not-top tens on ESPN???