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yumi's doll | median system | black lipstick enthusiast
(@)euyis in most of the places
30s / 🦀 non-programmer / 🚩🏴 / audhd / disabled
lang: 官话, en / pronouns: 它, 她, 伊; it, she
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yumi's doll | median system | black lipstick enthusiast
(@)euyis in most of the places
30s / 🦀 non-programmer / 🚩🏴 / audhd / disabled
lang: 官话, en / pronouns: 它, 她, 伊; it, she
@lilac.euyis.me | the other girl in here
@fallen.bsky.social | 🖤
so apparently it was someone at huawei who first had the brilliant idea of you know wouldn't it be awesome if for example you're forced to watch a video ad from the company first before the call connects whenever you call their customer service number and then went on to make it a reality
Huawei and China Mobile Wins Glotel Awards for Video Ring Back Tone Services - Huawei Press Center
At the Glotel Awards 2017 Ceremony in London, Huawei has received the award “Digital Content Services of the Year” for its exceptional Video Ring Back Tone(RBT) service. The latter recognizes the inno...
www.huawei.com
December 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
so apparently it was someone at huawei who first had the brilliant idea of you know wouldn't it be awesome if for example you're forced to watch a video ad from the company first before the call connects whenever you call their customer service number and then went on to make it a reality
ok the one on the left is literally just
December 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
ok the one on the left is literally just
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anyway i'm just reminded of this story which is likely bullshit made up by weird tankies but also alas close enough to the truth and pretty instructive right now
the united states has zero political will to see anything even slightly difficult to the end why the fuck would this be the exception
the united states has zero political will to see anything even slightly difficult to the end why the fuck would this be the exception
December 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
anyway i'm just reminded of this story which is likely bullshit made up by weird tankies but also alas close enough to the truth and pretty instructive right now
the united states has zero political will to see anything even slightly difficult to the end why the fuck would this be the exception
the united states has zero political will to see anything even slightly difficult to the end why the fuck would this be the exception
(hearing my mom's phone making tiktok slop noises) "if you can do straight leg raises lying on bed 80 times a day then you will have great leg strength don't go to the next video yet please leave a comment of thank you and share if this helped" no shit madame évidente
December 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
(hearing my mom's phone making tiktok slop noises) "if you can do straight leg raises lying on bed 80 times a day then you will have great leg strength don't go to the next video yet please leave a comment of thank you and share if this helped" no shit madame évidente
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which could mean nothing
September 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
which could mean nothing
no qrt since it's not really related to the post but does anyone else also get really weirded out by like hundred ton bipedal mech(s) stomping around on elevated highway that is somehow holding up perfectly fine
for me it's the thing that consistently ruins the immersion (or whatever you call it)
for me it's the thing that consistently ruins the immersion (or whatever you call it)
December 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
no qrt since it's not really related to the post but does anyone else also get really weirded out by like hundred ton bipedal mech(s) stomping around on elevated highway that is somehow holding up perfectly fine
for me it's the thing that consistently ruins the immersion (or whatever you call it)
for me it's the thing that consistently ruins the immersion (or whatever you call it)
i dunno have you heard of this hyperfuturistic technology called a range hood
anyway do white people just somehow not generate smoke in the kitchen
anyway do white people just somehow not generate smoke in the kitchen
December 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
i dunno have you heard of this hyperfuturistic technology called a range hood
anyway do white people just somehow not generate smoke in the kitchen
anyway do white people just somehow not generate smoke in the kitchen
not exactly sure if it's what happened but judging from random stuff i've seen apparently some semi famous chinese vtuber got suspended for, while streaming, making the extremely controversial and unacceptable assertion of... practically all women have experienced sexual harassment at some point
December 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
not exactly sure if it's what happened but judging from random stuff i've seen apparently some semi famous chinese vtuber got suspended for, while streaming, making the extremely controversial and unacceptable assertion of... practically all women have experienced sexual harassment at some point
was refilling purified water jugs at the vending machine outside and a granny walked by and said how tall are you young lady i wish i could borrow some of yours
wish i had voice training tho ><
wish i had voice training tho ><
December 26, 2025 at 9:10 AM
was refilling purified water jugs at the vending machine outside and a granny walked by and said how tall are you young lady i wish i could borrow some of yours
wish i had voice training tho ><
wish i had voice training tho ><
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Merry Christmas! 🎁🎄
What are you waiting for? Come here and start unwrapping your gift~
What are you waiting for? Come here and start unwrapping your gift~
December 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Merry Christmas! 🎁🎄
What are you waiting for? Come here and start unwrapping your gift~
What are you waiting for? Come here and start unwrapping your gift~
i'm experiencing rampant height based discrimination (shops are starting to put up decorations for chinese new year including ones that are suspended from the ceiling without any regard for ppl who are like 1.9m+)
December 26, 2025 at 8:34 AM
i'm experiencing rampant height based discrimination (shops are starting to put up decorations for chinese new year including ones that are suspended from the ceiling without any regard for ppl who are like 1.9m+)
it would be incredibly funny if the us government just goes fuck your laws and constitution and uses seals to seize oil tankers and then the world's most esteemed elite war criminals just start going missing one after another because they are utter shit at the one thing they're supposed to do
2 Navy SEALs missing off Somalia coast were on a nighttime boarding mission: US officials
Two Navy SEALs missing off the coast of Somalia were on a nighttime boarding mission in the Gulf of Aden, U.S. officials said.
abcnews.go.com
December 26, 2025 at 5:59 AM
it would be incredibly funny if the us government just goes fuck your laws and constitution and uses seals to seize oil tankers and then the world's most esteemed elite war criminals just start going missing one after another because they are utter shit at the one thing they're supposed to do
Ask Your Doctor If Forcefem(R) Is Right For You
December 26, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Ask Your Doctor If Forcefem(R) Is Right For You
it's something of a parallel* that fast food places like mcdonalds are among the few things that stay open thru chinese new year('s eve) too
* not for anything like religious reasons it's just open all year and manned by staff who can be there likely to take advantage of the 3x holiday wage too
* not for anything like religious reasons it's just open all year and manned by staff who can be there likely to take advantage of the 3x holiday wage too
December 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
it's something of a parallel* that fast food places like mcdonalds are among the few things that stay open thru chinese new year('s eve) too
* not for anything like religious reasons it's just open all year and manned by staff who can be there likely to take advantage of the 3x holiday wage too
* not for anything like religious reasons it's just open all year and manned by staff who can be there likely to take advantage of the 3x holiday wage too
the fun thing about this narrative is that it garnered a lot of grassroots support online in china, that is along the lines of how years of anti scamming campaign did practically jack shit other than frustrating regular ppl with onerous checks for anything bank or phone; yet just a few bombs later
Cambodia border fight is also a war on scammers, says Thailand
Thailand said some of the targets its military has hit were scam compounds used by Cambodian troops. Read more at straitstimes.com. Read more at straitstimes.com.
www.straitstimes.com
December 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
the fun thing about this narrative is that it garnered a lot of grassroots support online in china, that is along the lines of how years of anti scamming campaign did practically jack shit other than frustrating regular ppl with onerous checks for anything bank or phone; yet just a few bombs later
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would be nice if you could 3d print glass
December 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
would be nice if you could 3d print glass
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"i should do the advent of code in rust", and other unrealistic expectations the society has placed upon trans women
December 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
"i should do the advent of code in rust", and other unrealistic expectations the society has placed upon trans women
ok but fr i need the boots
WAIT A MINUTE IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE-
TIME TO POST ONE OF MY FAVOURITE IMAGES
THE BINCH
TIME TO POST ONE OF MY FAVOURITE IMAGES
THE BINCH
December 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
ok but fr i need the boots
(reading an illustration free version of the nutcracker story) oh yeah this thing came to life and i guess it's a bit weird but the author must had his reasons
December 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
(reading an illustration free version of the nutcracker story) oh yeah this thing came to life and i guess it's a bit weird but the author must had his reasons