Dune is American Umineko, I will not elaborate

“bluesky won’t have any debate because it’s all left-leaning folks” - person who has never been in a room with two leftists

Ronald Reagan died 6969 days ago today. 1 reskeet is 1 piss on his grave

hey siri, post hole on threads

210 for Koyanskaya...of course she would be the one to finally put a dent in my stash. Happy to get the Caenis at the same time too, v nice bonus. Back to saving for another year.

Feel like I should probably post normal human things before I start just doing gacha rolls but also who the fuck has the braincells for that not me

You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are

good morning bluesky just remember you can blame literally any modern issue on ronald reagan and you will almost certainly be correct

doing numbers on bluesky (20+ likes) feels like making all my buddies at the bar laugh while doing numbers on twitter feels like accidentally alerting The Predator to my location