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When I was eleven I was bitten by a dolphin, and I am convinced he was justified.
It was a challenge to its authority over the sea, the presence of this human child in its habitat.
I farted once while writing this.
Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/7kV8F
It was a challenge to its authority over the sea, the presence of this human child in its habitat.
I farted once while writing this.
Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/7kV8F
Second seasons of television series shouldn’t exist, they should jump right to season 3 every time.
The pressure of making series 2 always seems to accompany a precipitous drop off in cohesive writing.
The pressure of making series 2 always seems to accompany a precipitous drop off in cohesive writing.
November 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Second seasons of television series shouldn’t exist, they should jump right to season 3 every time.
The pressure of making series 2 always seems to accompany a precipitous drop off in cohesive writing.
The pressure of making series 2 always seems to accompany a precipitous drop off in cohesive writing.
“No one persecutes harmless crackpots like Gaston” is an incredibly self-aware line from Lafu.
November 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
“No one persecutes harmless crackpots like Gaston” is an incredibly self-aware line from Lafu.
Peter Parker could have made a fortune as an HVAC technician, or sales.
Spider-man is constantly in fights or causing collateral damage to air conditioning and ventilation systems.
Spider-man is constantly in fights or causing collateral damage to air conditioning and ventilation systems.
September 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Peter Parker could have made a fortune as an HVAC technician, or sales.
Spider-man is constantly in fights or causing collateral damage to air conditioning and ventilation systems.
Spider-man is constantly in fights or causing collateral damage to air conditioning and ventilation systems.
The producers of Walking With Dinosaurs had no idea what people liked about the original. It’s not as terrible as the movie, but it’s not what fans wanted or hoped to show the next generation.
Prehistoric Planet is the superior product.
I pray they listen to feedback.
Prehistoric Planet is the superior product.
I pray they listen to feedback.
May 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The producers of Walking With Dinosaurs had no idea what people liked about the original. It’s not as terrible as the movie, but it’s not what fans wanted or hoped to show the next generation.
Prehistoric Planet is the superior product.
I pray they listen to feedback.
Prehistoric Planet is the superior product.
I pray they listen to feedback.
Hungarian fascism can fuck all the way off.
March 6, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Hungarian fascism can fuck all the way off.
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the first fatal commercial plane crash in 16 years happened just days after Trump froze hiring of air traffic controllers that were already stretched thin
January 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
the first fatal commercial plane crash in 16 years happened just days after Trump froze hiring of air traffic controllers that were already stretched thin
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RFK Jr: Please I need your help to stop the Kennedy Curse
Witch: Tis a powerful hex. To dispel it thou must bring me heart of bear, lizard’s scale, bat wing, and head of whale
Witch: Tis a powerful hex. To dispel it thou must bring me heart of bear, lizard’s scale, bat wing, and head of whale
September 24, 2024 at 1:54 PM
RFK Jr: Please I need your help to stop the Kennedy Curse
Witch: Tis a powerful hex. To dispel it thou must bring me heart of bear, lizard’s scale, bat wing, and head of whale
Witch: Tis a powerful hex. To dispel it thou must bring me heart of bear, lizard’s scale, bat wing, and head of whale
“I don’t need to vote in the 2016 election, Hillary and Trump are basically the same.”
SCOTUS announces it will hear whether or not LGBTQ inclusive education is unconstitutional.
Not great for LGBTQ people, and could be disastrous to teaching that we have a history and have existed alongside everyone else for centuries.
Not great for LGBTQ people, and could be disastrous to teaching that we have a history and have existed alongside everyone else for centuries.
January 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
“I don’t need to vote in the 2016 election, Hillary and Trump are basically the same.”
Trying to figure out a way to reattach Durin’s Bane’s tail… 🤔
January 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Trying to figure out a way to reattach Durin’s Bane’s tail… 🤔
Imagine if we had a young, marginally respectable president.
January 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Imagine if we had a young, marginally respectable president.
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Do you understand just how racist you have to be for Steve Bannon to say this.
South Africans: too racist for Steve Bannon
January 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Do you understand just how racist you have to be for Steve Bannon to say this.
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How to delete Facebook, Instagram, and Threads
How to delete Facebook, Instagram, and Threads
In the wake of Meta’s decision to remove its third-party fact-checking system and loosen content moderation policies, Google searches on how to delete Facebook, Instagram, and Threads have been on the rise. People who are angry with the decision accuse…
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January 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
How to delete Facebook, Instagram, and Threads
My dog’s farts reminded me of the time I was with an elderly person who died. Not the sense memory I was planning on having tonight.
January 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
My dog’s farts reminded me of the time I was with an elderly person who died. Not the sense memory I was planning on having tonight.
Lotta drama in the Wolfpack today
January 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Lotta drama in the Wolfpack today
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To an asshole, all virtue is "virtue signaling."
January 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
To an asshole, all virtue is "virtue signaling."
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Today we have peri perihelion
Today we have peri perihelion
King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - Perihelion (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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January 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Today we have peri perihelion
Today we have peri perihelion
This Tony Stark Minifig head looks way too much like Steven Seagal to be a coincidence. #stevenseagal #ironman #lego
December 26, 2024 at 4:06 AM
This Tony Stark Minifig head looks way too much like Steven Seagal to be a coincidence. #stevenseagal #ironman #lego
The English character in Shogun seems like he’s doing a @jadomian.bsky.social impression, and now I can’t unhear it.
December 25, 2024 at 2:06 AM
The English character in Shogun seems like he’s doing a @jadomian.bsky.social impression, and now I can’t unhear it.
Good lord Shogun looks expensive
December 25, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Good lord Shogun looks expensive
December 24, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Whining asshats who can’t stop complaining that they aren’t allowed to tell jokes anymore as they tell unfunny jokes about complaining that they can’t tell jokes anymore is a profound ouroboros of stupid.
December 23, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Whining asshats who can’t stop complaining that they aren’t allowed to tell jokes anymore as they tell unfunny jokes about complaining that they can’t tell jokes anymore is a profound ouroboros of stupid.
Check out this chonker #racoon #trashpanda
December 22, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Check out this chonker #racoon #trashpanda
The Lego Star Wars Droid Tales version of Attack of the Clones is a significant improvement - in that it expurgates more than 3/4 of the plot.
December 20, 2024 at 12:45 AM
The Lego Star Wars Droid Tales version of Attack of the Clones is a significant improvement - in that it expurgates more than 3/4 of the plot.
The worst thing about requiring an audiobook to silence my thoughts and go to sleep is that I’ll inevitably dream that Obama has the Hobbit memorized and he’s awkwardly reciting the novel to me while I try to think of a way to artfully exit the situation. #dreams #audiobooks #thetruthabout911
December 15, 2024 at 4:40 AM
The worst thing about requiring an audiobook to silence my thoughts and go to sleep is that I’ll inevitably dream that Obama has the Hobbit memorized and he’s awkwardly reciting the novel to me while I try to think of a way to artfully exit the situation. #dreams #audiobooks #thetruthabout911