@ximxam.bsky.social
When I was eleven I was bitten by a dolphin, and I am convinced he was justified.
It was a challenge to its authority over the sea, the presence of this human child in its habitat.
I farted once while writing this.
Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/7kV8F
It was a challenge to its authority over the sea, the presence of this human child in its habitat.
I farted once while writing this.
Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/7kV8F
Loved it, thanks for having @jadomian.bsky.social on. I love him.
November 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Loved it, thanks for having @jadomian.bsky.social on. I love him.
My kid is legitimately terrified of this “wendigo” *sigh*
We have to be careful what aisle we go through in Menards currently.
We have to be careful what aisle we go through in Menards currently.
September 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
My kid is legitimately terrified of this “wendigo” *sigh*
We have to be careful what aisle we go through in Menards currently.
We have to be careful what aisle we go through in Menards currently.
One helluva goat
September 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
One helluva goat
I remember being a thirteen year old reading your books and having my perspective of my parents’ politics challenged. Important stuff that legitimately helped me process and learn. Thanks
August 31, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I remember being a thirteen year old reading your books and having my perspective of my parents’ politics challenged. Important stuff that legitimately helped me process and learn. Thanks
That makes so much sense for Haim
August 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
That makes so much sense for Haim
That lady stomping is a whole vibe
August 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
That lady stomping is a whole vibe
Imagine two genocides happening at the same time. What a stupid world we live in.
August 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Imagine two genocides happening at the same time. What a stupid world we live in.
Do we have to listen to Hunter Biden’s ramblings? Why is anything he says newsworthy?
July 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Do we have to listen to Hunter Biden’s ramblings? Why is anything he says newsworthy?
Rich Beef Sausages
July 1, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Rich Beef Sausages
Really feels like the beginning of a death march for a lot of people. The depressing lack of guardrails or any shielding from the decisions of the rich and powerful in our society is such a colossal shame.
June 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Really feels like the beginning of a death march for a lot of people. The depressing lack of guardrails or any shielding from the decisions of the rich and powerful in our society is such a colossal shame.
Makes sense, they were pretty all in on the 1960’s retro shit in the early 2000’s… complete with Smash Mouth music. What a world…
June 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Makes sense, they were pretty all in on the 1960’s retro shit in the early 2000’s… complete with Smash Mouth music. What a world…
My coping strategy is my horoscope for once.
May 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
My coping strategy is my horoscope for once.
This was a pretty dull series of half-baked takes. Sorry for hating but this was awfully written listical shit.
Franchise fatigue is real, whatever this is isn’t helping anything lol.
Franchise fatigue is real, whatever this is isn’t helping anything lol.
April 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
This was a pretty dull series of half-baked takes. Sorry for hating but this was awfully written listical shit.
Franchise fatigue is real, whatever this is isn’t helping anything lol.
Franchise fatigue is real, whatever this is isn’t helping anything lol.
I think the URL in my reply is funny, and I’m leaving it in.
April 18, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I think the URL in my reply is funny, and I’m leaving it in.
Thanks. As an American, this is the sort of UK political discourse I was looking for at 4:30am.
Thanks.as
April 18, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Thanks. As an American, this is the sort of UK political discourse I was looking for at 4:30am.
I can imagine a little hole carved into the side of that “spoon” could make it very effective for several spoon related activities.
April 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I can imagine a little hole carved into the side of that “spoon” could make it very effective for several spoon related activities.
And trolley accidents
April 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
And trolley accidents
Thanks be to Elliot Kalan
April 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Thanks be to Elliot Kalan
I put spicy ketchup on things, and my life is in shambles. There’s no correlation between the two things.
April 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I put spicy ketchup on things, and my life is in shambles. There’s no correlation between the two things.
This is the correct sentiment
April 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is the correct sentiment
Oof, that’s some bad news
March 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Oof, that’s some bad news