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Hail Satan.
Hail Jupiter.
Fuck Cops.
Investigate Guardrail. (( guardrailsucks.bsky.social ))
Listen to more punk rock.
Or you might die.
Don’t say a word.
Don’t be grateful…
November 1, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Feeling baseline and blue pilled.
September 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
If using Twitter is like screaming in to the void, using Blue Sky is like screaming in to an anechoic chamber.
September 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
RIP Tylenol.
Long live Paracetemol.
September 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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question for those of you with testicles: when is the test over. when do you get your realticles
August 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
“ADHD stimulant medication could be potentially addictive”
Me:
I'm missing a very specific part of my brain that handles whether I took a pill or not
August 6, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Checking your old bands Instagram feels a lot like internet stalking an ex and I don’t like it.
August 6, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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RFK Jr always looks like he’s begging for sugar water
August 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
But like. What if there’s a fire?
Surely, in Texas, one of the hottest places in the US, there will be fires?

I don’t hate ammo vending machine, but we could pilot this program in like Montana or the Dakotas first.

This is turning grocery stores in to ticking time bombs.
This’ll end well
August 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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A lot of people need to hear this
July 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Dear YouTube,
Stop showing me pro-Isreal propaganda.
August 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Watching this Lollapalooza livestream and T-Pain was really just like “lemme play something these stupid white folks will love their minds over” and started doing Don’t Stop Believing.
August 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Little Caesars delivery guy ran to my door and I yelled "don't run with Caesars!" and he just said "what?" I've waited a lifetime for this setup.
July 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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I took my top off in front of my zoomer partner and she looked at my boobs and said “poggers”
- this isn’t a joke, this really happened to me, smh
July 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Would Johnny Appleseed be considered an eco-terrorist for spreading non-native plant species everywhere he went?
July 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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manifesting works
July 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Enjoy Hell you racist sack of shit.
July 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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ozzy osbourne in famous works of art: thread
July 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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It’s a Midwest rock show weekend in GuardrailWorld™️
July 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
At the local show like “everyone here looks familiar because I’ve been in the scene for over a decade” ass Wednesday night.
July 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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❤️‍🔥 NICE! We’re playing a free good ol fashioned house show for Mutant League Records next month. COOL! ❤️‍🔥
July 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Still really geeked that I got to meet @ifycomedy.com earlier outside of the Green Mill. The world is really smaller than you expect. What a cool ass Saturday.
July 13, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Deport Ted Cruz
July 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
My partner said: “So you know how wisdom and intelligence are different stats?” right before delivering a devastatingly accurate read on me.
If anyone has a healing spell, now would be the time to cast it.
July 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM