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Xaoc
@xaoc.bsky.social
They/Them. Queer Eldritch Crochet Artist.
Chaos magic, SFF, kink, community safety, tentacles, eyeballs, PGH, music, nonsense, queer friendly events for sexy people. Hail Eris. Dread Pope Rocket.

My Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ChrisMPluto
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Eyeballs. Tentacles. Chaotic crochet. 🧶
We had our day rearranged so we could watch it. It exploded and the teacher turned off the TV and we started a different lesson.
So much going on, it’s almost escaped notice today is the 40th anniversary of the Space Shuttle Challenger disaster

If you were alive back then (of any age to be aware of world events), you probably know exactly where you were when it happened

Most of us watched it in real time in the classroom
January 29, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:

-grocery store cashier
-laser engraver
-record store manager
-bookstore owner
-movie tour producer
Quote with 5 jobs you've had.

In order:

-Fast food
-Retail fabric store*
-Airline ground crew**
-Harrahs switchboard*** operator
-Architectural firm secretary

*Used to make my own clothes
**I was the only female on that crew
***They had one thru early 80s ⬇️ 🤯
January 29, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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REAKING: A federal judge in Minnesota has barred the Trump administration from arresting / detaining the state's 5,600 refugees while they await lawful permanent resident status. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 28, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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There's quite a lot going on, so it feels weird to be like HEY HEY LOOK AT ME, but maybe you like books, and like books by me, and want to see the cover to my next one, coming in August:
January 28, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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If you don't like what's on offer, make your own thing. I really wish more people would do this.
January 28, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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Niece: I think my cross-stitch kit has AI hallucinations in it.

AI Kit: Proctice Long Armed Palczlrina Stoch
January 1, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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Javier Mayoral
January 28, 2026 at 4:02 AM
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Joe Louis — Lusha Nelson, 1935
January 28, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Sitting here wondering if the insomnia is from the end of the world or it’s just from the menopause…
And the video for Killing In The Name comes on.
The MTV tarot says it’s the end of the world keeping me awake.
January 28, 2026 at 3:29 AM
As a clarinet, flute, sax, penny whistle, recorder and oboe player, if they try to ban whistles I will probably have to evolve to my final form (one they/them band)
January 28, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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Step the fuck up and defend Black women. Throw hands.
January 28, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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January 28, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Something something keep making art. 🧶

Day #13
January 27, 2026 at 12:57 PM
This is hitting a very specific spot for me this am… youtu.be/YyEBCQGrynM?...
Pops & Uncles Old School Favorites Vol. 1 | Old School, Funk, Classic R&B, Soul | Playlist
YouTube video by Upper Hand Keem
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January 27, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Good morning, let’s meet today teeth first
January 27, 2026 at 10:41 AM
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Happy Abe Vigoda's birthday!
January 26, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Generalize your skeets. What's your most typical, most average skeet?

Historically: I crocheted this creepy thing. Hail Eris!
Generalize your skeets. What's your most typical, most average skeet?

Historically: Here's my dogs! Here's a pretty bug/flower I found! Hey I did a craft! Ooh look, someone did a science! Nature is so weird! Postwise, historically, I'm an excitable puppy.
Generalize your skeets. What's your most typical, most average skeet?

Christ, these assholes (who might be human or canine) are keeping me from writing books/comics, which are for sale. Please buy them, we are so very broke and tired. Also, butter.
January 26, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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Pittsburgh, I need you to know that someone made a snow-tittysphinx.
January 25, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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Timeline cleans with snowflake-sized baby lagoon jellyfish.

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🎥 jelliesfarm www.instagram.com/jelliesfarm?...
January 25, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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Remember the other day when I was saluting my friend Greg Ketter, owner of Minneapolis’ DreamHaven Books? This is him the following day. Greg will never say this, so I will — now is a great time to buy books from DreamHaven. Support Americans who stand up vs. 🧊. dreamhavenbooks.com
January 25, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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January 25, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Remember that whether it’s clothing or blankets, you want something a little lighter weight and breathable (natural fiber!) next to your skin, then a few layers of mid-weight, and something that actively blocks out cold on top. Everything before that layer is there to trap your body heat in.
The snow hasn't started in Pittsburgh yet, but the temperature is dropping fast. Here are some tips for surviving the weekend if the power goes out.
January 24, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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Cristobal is Chilean and that's my mistake for assuming and not checking. Ive corrected the sign to represent the Chilean sign language alphabet. Thanks to @jens0331.bsky.social and @erin-o-green.bsky.social for catching my error. 🖖🏻🤟🏻
January 24, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Our friend who is a few blocks from everything happening, at work right now, has said that having people in other places willing to read their accounts of what is happening and offer them emotional support is a help.
Wise words from @wiswell.bsky.social
No, you don't have to watch the video. Put that emotional energy into reaching out to friends in Minnesota. You don't have to know the right thing to say. If it's all you've got, you can just offer to listen.
January 24, 2026 at 7:07 PM