xanoq.bsky.social
@xanoq.bsky.social
She/Her, 24, lesbian. Weird bird on the internet
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December 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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rare post that gets better with every single word
Currently at the New York Young Republican’s annual gala, where the MC is 18-year-old streamer Matan Even.

Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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They had to cut the broadcast at the end of the show because Ms. Piggy sucked Geoff so hard the last dregs of his soul got vaccuumed out like the end of The Last Crusade

And then she picked up his desiccated skull and whipped it into the crowd with a “Hiii-YAH!” and they all cheered
December 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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The Democratic Party's formula for the last 50 years has been "Let's be friendly with extreme wealth and maybe we can also get modest policy wins sometimes." The last 10 years and this year in particular should be conclusive proof of how badly this has failed. But we're stuck with it anyway
December 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
December 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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thats right the game awards special guest MORSHU
December 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Expedition 33 is quite good, don’t let a bunch of people who refuse to play a video game without a jump button tell you otherwise
December 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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One brings shadow, one brings light
Two-toned echoes tumbling through time
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 3d
2023 / 2025 #TheGameAwards
December 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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In THIS game, you can Tomb,
*footage of laura exploring*
Raid,
*footage of laura grabbing treasure*
and SCISSOR with your fellow explorers
*ffootaaghe of . footgage of,"
December 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Every ad for AI is like

Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!!

AI: get sock

Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this
December 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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this joke plagues transphobes because it’s an incredibly cutting take on what the modern transphobic panic is, a hysterical panic based off of a lie that transness is fake and that there is an intentional effort from the right to prop up this wedge to destroy all LGBTQ rights
What’s that saying, hit dog holler
December 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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My wife left open the gate to the yard and I ran out into the street. I could have really hurt myself.
December 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Marvel could afford to just randomly send out a million dollar check to any one of the creators of multi-billion dollar franchises. And these artists deserve so much more than that.
Miles Morales co-creator Sara Pichelli says she does not get any royalties from the ‘Spider-Verse’ films, Insomniac games, or merch

"I don’t get anything … that's the saddest part of my life"

(via SiteJamesons | TW)
December 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Elon Musk is worse at hiding it but this is the problem with all billionaires: they are a threat to democratic governance. They have an insatiable need to own and control everything. If you want to be free you have to curb their power, and demand political leaders who understand that
Elon Musk is against the European Union being the European Union —he posted this after X (fka Twitter) was fined for violations of the EU’s Digital Services Act.
December 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Commission
December 6, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Evil Ryu
December 6, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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everyone needs to start pirating movies and TV shows again NOW
Netflix Wins the Warner Bros. Discovery Bidding War, Enters Exclusive Deal Talks (Netflix offering $30 a share and a $5 billion break-up fee) www.thewrap.com/netflix-wins...
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM