Takudzwa
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So, my hot take on the White House is that he should just knock the whole thing down.
It’s old, it’s small, it has Clinton sex juice ALL OVER IT!
But mostly, it’s not fit for purpose. It’s a terrible place to run a government from. They should build a new, modern office building.
It’s old, it’s small, it has Clinton sex juice ALL OVER IT!
But mostly, it’s not fit for purpose. It’s a terrible place to run a government from. They should build a new, modern office building.
October 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
So, my hot take on the White House is that he should just knock the whole thing down.
It’s old, it’s small, it has Clinton sex juice ALL OVER IT!
But mostly, it’s not fit for purpose. It’s a terrible place to run a government from. They should build a new, modern office building.
It’s old, it’s small, it has Clinton sex juice ALL OVER IT!
But mostly, it’s not fit for purpose. It’s a terrible place to run a government from. They should build a new, modern office building.
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How has the government got itself into the position of standing up for Israeli football hooligans, while criminalising peaceful supporters of Palestine Action?
October 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
How has the government got itself into the position of standing up for Israeli football hooligans, while criminalising peaceful supporters of Palestine Action?
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BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants will have to recite Beowulf in its entirety in Old English, without notes, before being allowed entry to the U.K.
October 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants will have to recite Beowulf in its entirety in Old English, without notes, before being allowed entry to the U.K.
Keep your head up Derek Gee ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽
October 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Keep your head up Derek Gee ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽
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They arrested Churchill’s wife?
Bondi claiming they arrested [checks notes] "the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa" has me in stitches
Bondi: "Bondi: "Just like we did with cartels, we are going to take the same approach, President Trump, with antifa -- destroy the entire organization from top to bottom. We are going to take them apart."
October 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
They arrested Churchill’s wife?
“I’m only nineteen, but my mind is old And when the things get for real, my warm heart turns cold…”
October 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
“I’m only nineteen, but my mind is old And when the things get for real, my warm heart turns cold…”
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NEED to share. A week ago a TikTok went viral of 2 Belgians pranking their grandpa by saying they don’t care about Evenepoel. The grandpa was telling his grandchildren all Remco’s achievements and how much a fan he is. Remco saw it and sent a video to the grandpa saying how much he appreciates him 🥰
September 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
NEED to share. A week ago a TikTok went viral of 2 Belgians pranking their grandpa by saying they don’t care about Evenepoel. The grandpa was telling his grandchildren all Remco’s achievements and how much a fan he is. Remco saw it and sent a video to the grandpa saying how much he appreciates him 🥰
Official to the death, all eternity and so on!
September 25, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Official to the death, all eternity and so on!
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“The UCI strongly condemns the exploitation of sport for political purposes in general, and especially coming from a government.”
September 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
“The UCI strongly condemns the exploitation of sport for political purposes in general, and especially coming from a government.”
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"The UCI strongly condemns the exploitation of sport for political purposes in general, and especially coming from a government"
September 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
"The UCI strongly condemns the exploitation of sport for political purposes in general, and especially coming from a government"
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El pueblo gallego lo ha conseguido. Han suspendido el final de meta en la Vuelta por las protestas en solidaridad con el pueblo de Palestina. Enormes.
September 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
El pueblo gallego lo ha conseguido. Han suspendido el final de meta en la Vuelta por las protestas en solidaridad con el pueblo de Palestina. Enormes.
Fuck Daryl Impey!
a silhouette of a man standing in front of a crowd
Alt: Gif from Hit ‘em up music video
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September 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Fuck Daryl Impey!
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@velogames.bsky.social Vuelta is live!
August 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
@velogames.bsky.social Vuelta is live!
Lenny Martinez today
a car is parked on the side of the road in front of a house with a bird flying over it .
ALT: a car is parked on the side of the road in front of a house with a bird flying over it .
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July 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Lenny Martinez today
Please we Lord, we need the Mas win 🙏🏿
a man is sitting in a pool with the words god if you listenin help
Alt: a man is sitting in a pool with the words god if you listenin help
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July 22, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Please we Lord, we need the Mas win 🙏🏿
This is Mas’ best shot, I can’t look 🫣
July 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This is Mas’ best shot, I can’t look 🫣
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Police in Canterbury today informed a protestor that the phrase "Israel is committing genocide in Gaza" could be considered a declaration of support for Palestine Action and therefore a terrorism offence.
July 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Police in Canterbury today informed a protestor that the phrase "Israel is committing genocide in Gaza" could be considered a declaration of support for Palestine Action and therefore a terrorism offence.
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A genie appears.
"You can have Ben Healy in yellow. But you will also have to accept Quinn Simmons taking the stage win."
What do you do?
#tdf2025
"You can have Ben Healy in yellow. But you will also have to accept Quinn Simmons taking the stage win."
What do you do?
#tdf2025
July 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
A genie appears.
"You can have Ben Healy in yellow. But you will also have to accept Quinn Simmons taking the stage win."
What do you do?
#tdf2025
"You can have Ben Healy in yellow. But you will also have to accept Quinn Simmons taking the stage win."
What do you do?
#tdf2025
Well looks like Jorgenson had his Idaho potatoes last night.
June 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Well looks like Jorgenson had his Idaho potatoes last night.
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Thomas Pidcock’s brain truly is a mystery to me
May 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Thomas Pidcock’s brain truly is a mystery to me
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"they both wear white, no?"
May 19, 2025 at 6:27 AM
"they both wear white, no?"
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are you ready for the second Spanish-Mexican war?
May 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
are you ready for the second Spanish-Mexican war?
XDS Astana this week
a case tractor is driving through a field of wheat
Alt: A gif of intensive farming montage.
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May 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
XDS Astana this week