April || the tortured cyclists department
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argumentative antithetical dream girl and a pathological people pleaser
Simon Yates when he discovered the twitter block button
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Alt: a woman looks at a cell phone with a vase of flowers in the background
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Simon Yates when he discovered the twitter block button
I don’t know if it’s because I haven’t been a student in 6 months but have students always smelled this bad? Went to the library to pick up a book, pungent sweat odour. Supervised an exam and I thought I was gonna choke on the toxic fumes in the auditorium
January 14, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I don’t know if it’s because I haven’t been a student in 6 months but have students always smelled this bad? Went to the library to pick up a book, pungent sweat odour. Supervised an exam and I thought I was gonna choke on the toxic fumes in the auditorium
January 2026 and I’ve already seen the Jonas doesn’t race enough narrative, he’ll have 56 race days before August which is more than pog did all 2025
January 13, 2026 at 5:31 PM
January 2026 and I’ve already seen the Jonas doesn’t race enough narrative, he’ll have 56 race days before August which is more than pog did all 2025
Bro
January 13, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Bro
Matteo never shave your head ever again
January 13, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Matteo never shave your head ever again
Van aert is riding so many classics, hope he does KBK so I can see him live again
January 13, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Van aert is riding so many classics, hope he does KBK so I can see him live again
My favourite thing to do in the office is soft launching that I’m going home early
January 13, 2026 at 11:43 AM
My favourite thing to do in the office is soft launching that I’m going home early
You just know someone’s job at sporza is refreshing Wout his socials 24/7
"Gewonnen maandag!": Wout van Aert maakt eerste trainingstochtje na enkeloperatie
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"Gewonnen maandag!": Wout van Aert maakt eerste trainingstochtje na enkeloperatie
sporza.be
January 12, 2026 at 11:24 AM
You just know someone’s job at sporza is refreshing Wout his socials 24/7
sometimes I’m a tad envious of Thibau Nys his bond with his father, like damn I wish I was my fathers favourite son
January 11, 2026 at 8:05 PM
sometimes I’m a tad envious of Thibau Nys his bond with his father, like damn I wish I was my fathers favourite son
Cam Mason fourth time British cyclocross champion
January 11, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Cam Mason fourth time British cyclocross champion
Nys sounds almost disappointed that he let verstrynge get so close like you won bro it’s okay
January 11, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Nys sounds almost disappointed that he let verstrynge get so close like you won bro it’s okay
Damn I wish it was Lars :(
January 11, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Damn I wish it was Lars :(
Verstrynge thank you 🙏🏻
January 11, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Verstrynge thank you 🙏🏻
Well, I had hoped for a little more tension
January 11, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Well, I had hoped for a little more tension
Nys pace yourself
January 11, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Nys pace yourself
Belgian u23 nats has been an exciting race so far
January 11, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Belgian u23 nats has been an exciting race so far
Hearing another Lucinda Brand stinker in NK cyclocross?
January 11, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Hearing another Lucinda Brand stinker in NK cyclocross?
Marion doing hand hearts when she crosses the finish line 🫶
January 10, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Marion doing hand hearts when she crosses the finish line 🫶
Is D66 stupid?
January 10, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Is D66 stupid?
DAMNIT SHE JUST HAD AN APPOINTMENT TODAY MINE IS IN TWO WEEKS
My hairdressers is also the hairdresser of Julian Alaphillipe and Marion Rousse and every single time I hope my appointment is gonna be timed perfectly with theirs
January 9, 2026 at 9:09 PM
DAMNIT SHE JUST HAD AN APPOINTMENT TODAY MINE IS IN TWO WEEKS
Perhaps my favourite MVDP picture ever
January 8, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Perhaps my favourite MVDP picture ever
End of career for Eli Iserbyt I am gutted 😞
January 8, 2026 at 5:54 PM
End of career for Eli Iserbyt I am gutted 😞
my body not being able to tell the difference between a life and death situation and…. A PhD proposal that’s only due in 2 months
January 8, 2026 at 1:28 PM
my body not being able to tell the difference between a life and death situation and…. A PhD proposal that’s only due in 2 months
Another sudden retirement/sabbatical has hit the visma towers
January 7, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Another sudden retirement/sabbatical has hit the visma towers
Simon Yates I respect you out of respect for the narrative
January 7, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Simon Yates I respect you out of respect for the narrative