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Doug Wortel
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Chaotic Neutral
Heh
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
No matter what you thought of Kiss, I think I speak for all of us when I say, why couldn't it have been Gene?
October 17, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Does Hegseth know he's doing this desperate performance art bit where actual veterans from our very real United States Military can see/hear him?
September 30, 2025 at 1:44 PM
To quote my favorite Disney Princess, Emperor Sheer Palpatine, "Do it."
September 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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US army rolling the red carpet to murderer’s plane. I will never forget this image.
August 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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I honestly can’t believe there are still any AI skeptics out there. This tech is obviously revolutionary
August 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The Facebook/TikTok/YouTube algorithm works exactly the same as the cave in The Empire Strikes Back.
August 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The bees at the mouth of the Dunkin Donuts drive thru have turned my need to ditch this receipt into the tree trunk initiation in Flash Gordon (1980).
August 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Google is right there, my guy.
August 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I mean...
August 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The Hunter Biden Interview
July 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Oh no! Shit. Now I have to make room in my day to give out all those "I told you sos" that've been piling up on my desk. I'm prolly going to have to move some stuff tomorrow too. Maybe even Thursday idk.
July 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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They’re finally using the GOP playbook!!!
Ossoff: Did anyone really think the sexual predator president who used to party with Jeffrey Epstein was going to release the Epstein files?
July 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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You can’t shrink government to the size where you can drown it in a bathtub and then be surprised when it can’t rescue people from a flood.
July 10, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Blasting Nightshift by Siouxsie & The Banshees will actually fix you.
July 10, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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Anna Karina, "Alphaville", 1965.
July 10, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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I hope the person who named the meatball got to take the rest of the day off
July 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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my favorite part of any serial killer documentary is the blooper reel
July 10, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Maybe the Epstein files were inside of us all along.
July 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Please tell me these are actually from the movie.
July 8, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Wait until the right wing discovers that Superman was created by Jewish people.
July 8, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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July 8, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Somewhere out there a keyboard is seeking trauma counseling.
July 8, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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Gene Tierney, 1945.
July 8, 2025 at 11:33 AM