Worrier After Dark
@worrierafterdark.bsky.social
Minneapolis. Queer. Plenty of jokes. Everything you've come to know and love, plus nudes. NSFW, obvs.
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Lost my favorite shirt last year - finally found a replacement.
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saturation with Tolkien spinoffs has somehow not prepared our culture for the arrival of dark lords bearing a gift that everyone becomes convinced they can wield to accomplish great things but just makes them dependent and start whispering about preciouses if you suggest just throwing it away
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 AM
saturation with Tolkien spinoffs has somehow not prepared our culture for the arrival of dark lords bearing a gift that everyone becomes convinced they can wield to accomplish great things but just makes them dependent and start whispering about preciouses if you suggest just throwing it away
People who don’t believe in fair wages and business practices shouldn’t be allowed to wear union suits.
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
People who don’t believe in fair wages and business practices shouldn’t be allowed to wear union suits.
Shakily convincing myself I can’t walk a mile in 4 minutes so that I wait for the bus instead.
November 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Shakily convincing myself I can’t walk a mile in 4 minutes so that I wait for the bus instead.
I haven’t muted ‘MTG’ yet because I enjoy some of your Magic: The Gathering posts, but I’m seriously reevaluating.
November 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I haven’t muted ‘MTG’ yet because I enjoy some of your Magic: The Gathering posts, but I’m seriously reevaluating.
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i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
Wishing I was back here instead of at off-site meetings all day this FCF.
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Wishing I was back here instead of at off-site meetings all day this FCF.
Two Guys, a Terminator, and a Pizza Place.
November 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Two Guys, a Terminator, and a Pizza Place.
Someone on this bus straight up smells like ham (complimentary)
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Someone on this bus straight up smells like ham (complimentary)
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Goon With The Wind
November 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Goon With The Wind
Deeply unserious country
November 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Deeply unserious country
Finally… the Aurora Borealis HAS COME BACK to the Twin Cities!
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Finally… the Aurora Borealis HAS COME BACK to the Twin Cities!
He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake.
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake.
Starting TONIGHT, I’m raising money for Extra Life with my pals at Known World United!
At 6pm CST, I’ll be playing a D&D one-shot as my best boy Ferdinand.
Stop by for the festivities at: www.twitch.tv/knownworldun... and donate at www.extra-life.org/participant/... if you’re so inclined!
At 6pm CST, I’ll be playing a D&D one-shot as my best boy Ferdinand.
Stop by for the festivities at: www.twitch.tv/knownworldun... and donate at www.extra-life.org/participant/... if you’re so inclined!
November 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Starting TONIGHT, I’m raising money for Extra Life with my pals at Known World United!
At 6pm CST, I’ll be playing a D&D one-shot as my best boy Ferdinand.
Stop by for the festivities at: www.twitch.tv/knownworldun... and donate at www.extra-life.org/participant/... if you’re so inclined!
At 6pm CST, I’ll be playing a D&D one-shot as my best boy Ferdinand.
Stop by for the festivities at: www.twitch.tv/knownworldun... and donate at www.extra-life.org/participant/... if you’re so inclined!
Start to finish, voting took 10 minutes with friendly election staff and a passive-aggressive post-it on the shaky voting booth. Minnesota rules. Go vote.
November 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Start to finish, voting took 10 minutes with friendly election staff and a passive-aggressive post-it on the shaky voting booth. Minnesota rules. Go vote.
Poetry is everywhere.
November 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Poetry is everywhere.
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This reminds me: While not as nationally reported on, there are two other progressives running for mayor in major US cities. I have seen them compared as the Zohran of their races. We have Omar Fateh for Minneapolis & Katie Wilson for Seattle. If you can vote in those cities, I’d recommend them!
November 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This reminds me: While not as nationally reported on, there are two other progressives running for mayor in major US cities. I have seen them compared as the Zohran of their races. We have Omar Fateh for Minneapolis & Katie Wilson for Seattle. If you can vote in those cities, I’d recommend them!
I think it’s very funny that every time a progressive is about to win an election, papers splash pearl-clutching headlines that amount to, “If this candidate wins, the biggest assholes in town will leave!” as though that’s a bad thing.
November 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I think it’s very funny that every time a progressive is about to win an election, papers splash pearl-clutching headlines that amount to, “If this candidate wins, the biggest assholes in town will leave!” as though that’s a bad thing.
I’m so vein. I guess I think this song is about me.
November 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I’m so vein. I guess I think this song is about me.
The new Bluesky icon is giving big toilet paper packaging vibes.
October 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The new Bluesky icon is giving big toilet paper packaging vibes.
Alanis fucking Morissette. Goddamn.
October 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Alanis fucking Morissette. Goddamn.
They don’t have a signature cocktail for this Alanis Morissette show and that’s a shame - I think it would go down well in a theater.
October 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
They don’t have a signature cocktail for this Alanis Morissette show and that’s a shame - I think it would go down well in a theater.
Finally, hostile architecture for the gays.
October 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Finally, hostile architecture for the gays.
Shout out to the old lady who, along with her luggage, brought a brand new, still boxed toilet to the airport.
October 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Shout out to the old lady who, along with her luggage, brought a brand new, still boxed toilet to the airport.