Chris
@ottersf.bsky.social
Overthinker. Friend of all cats. SF gay. Unfiltered; IRL friends tread with caution. Exceedingly unlikely to respond to "hey".
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Chris
@ottersf.bsky.social
· Aug 6
I'm sorry I did a deep dive into your media tab and liked a bunch of pics from two years ago. In my defense, I have limited self control and you have a sushi-grade ass.
There's no in between with my PrEP labs. Either I absentmindedly pee on my way out of the house and have to sit around thinking flowy thoughts at my kidneys, or I drink two liters of water an hour before and am practically pinching my dick closed in the lab waiting room. 😅
November 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
There's no in between with my PrEP labs. Either I absentmindedly pee on my way out of the house and have to sit around thinking flowy thoughts at my kidneys, or I drink two liters of water an hour before and am practically pinching my dick closed in the lab waiting room. 😅
The face | the cheeks
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The face | the cheeks
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i think the left is in the midst of rediscovering patriotism. we did the work of disenchanting the myth of America, now it’s time to recommit to the best hopes the best of us have had for what we can become as a people.
November 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
i think the left is in the midst of rediscovering patriotism. we did the work of disenchanting the myth of America, now it’s time to recommit to the best hopes the best of us have had for what we can become as a people.
Goon To Me
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Goon To Me
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Everybody post a thong pic ! 😈
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Everybody post a thong pic ! 😈
A gym locker ball slip for #testicletuesday
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
A gym locker ball slip for #testicletuesday
The party's at the Sportsman, evidently.
November 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The party's at the Sportsman, evidently.
A coworker (a straight woman) said I resemble Travis Kelce and I'll be riding that high the rest of the week. 🫠
November 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
A coworker (a straight woman) said I resemble Travis Kelce and I'll be riding that high the rest of the week. 🫠
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"hope over tyranny
"hope over big money and small ideas
"hope over despair
"no longer would politics would be something that is done to us. now it would be something that WE DO"
"hope over big money and small ideas
"hope over despair
"no longer would politics would be something that is done to us. now it would be something that WE DO"
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
"hope over tyranny
"hope over big money and small ideas
"hope over despair
"no longer would politics would be something that is done to us. now it would be something that WE DO"
"hope over big money and small ideas
"hope over despair
"no longer would politics would be something that is done to us. now it would be something that WE DO"
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Cheney was so evil that him dying actually lifted a curse
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Cheney was so evil that him dying actually lifted a curse
Why is going to the gym, the single best thing for my mental health, the one thing that's nigh-on impossible for me to do when I'm not in a good headspace? 🙃
November 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Why is going to the gym, the single best thing for my mental health, the one thing that's nigh-on impossible for me to do when I'm not in a good headspace? 🙃
I've failed No Nut November six times already and it's only November 3rd. 😔
November 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I've failed No Nut November six times already and it's only November 3rd. 😔
Happy Halloween! Featuring the only orange jock I own. 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Happy Halloween! Featuring the only orange jock I own. 🎃
It's my man's birthday; you should go show him your ding dong! 🥳😈
October 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It's my man's birthday; you should go show him your ding dong! 🥳😈
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
Queer BlueSky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now?
I came out to myself at 14, to everyone at 19, and I’m 43 now.
I came out to myself at 14, to everyone at 19, and I’m 43 now.
Queer BlueSky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now?
I came out around 18/19 and I’m 33 now!
I came out around 18/19 and I’m 33 now!
Queer BlueSky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now?
I came out around 22/23 and I’m 29 now!
I came out around 22/23 and I’m 29 now!
October 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Queer BlueSky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now?
I came out to myself at 14, to everyone at 19, and I’m 43 now.
I came out to myself at 14, to everyone at 19, and I’m 43 now.
I'm available to be climbed like a tree.
October 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I'm available to be climbed like a tree.
Conference, day 2. It is far too early to be this dressed up.
October 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Conference, day 2. It is far too early to be this dressed up.
In accordance with gay law, the suit was shed as soon as the hotel room door was closed.
October 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
In accordance with gay law, the suit was shed as soon as the hotel room door was closed.
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With SNAP and WIC on the cusp of being cut off due to the government shutdown, now is as good a time as any to look up a prominent food bank in your city and set up a one-time or recurring donation if you’re able. Over 40MM of our neighbors may be cut off from food assistance within weeks.
October 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
With SNAP and WIC on the cusp of being cut off due to the government shutdown, now is as good a time as any to look up a prominent food bank in your city and set up a one-time or recurring donation if you’re able. Over 40MM of our neighbors may be cut off from food assistance within weeks.