Chris
@ottersf.bsky.social
Overthinker. Friend of all cats. SF gay. Unfiltered; IRL friends tread with caution. Exceedingly unlikely to respond to "hey". Blocker of blank/harvester accounts.
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Chris
@ottersf.bsky.social
· Aug 6
I'm sorry I did a deep dive into your media tab and liked a bunch of pics from two years ago. In my defense, I have limited self control and you have a sushi-grade ass.
Goodreads called me a f*gg*t with its full throat 🏳️🌈😅
December 31, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Goodreads called me a f*gg*t with its full throat 🏳️🌈😅
But I don't wanna get up...
December 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
But I don't wanna get up...
Why do people run/jog in the street when there is a perfectly serviceable sidewalk available? Is it an explicit request to be run over?
December 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Why do people run/jog in the street when there is a perfectly serviceable sidewalk available? Is it an explicit request to be run over?
There are many cute, touching moments in Heated Rivalry Ep. 6, but Shane having a full-tilt existential crisis, comforted by Ilya while he packs away his first family, home-cooked meal in years is just too fucking precious. #heatedrivalry #spoiler
December 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
There are many cute, touching moments in Heated Rivalry Ep. 6, but Shane having a full-tilt existential crisis, comforted by Ilya while he packs away his first family, home-cooked meal in years is just too fucking precious. #heatedrivalry #spoiler
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Someone tell Disney they're going to have to start producing Gengoroh Tagame adaptations if they want to keep up with the times.
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December 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Someone tell Disney they're going to have to start producing Gengoroh Tagame adaptations if they want to keep up with the times.
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XY magazine covers in the 90s:
Go behind-the-scenes on the set of @/hudsonwilliamsofficial and @/connorstorrieofficial’s GQ HYPE shoot in Los Angeles.
via GQ on instagram
via GQ on instagram
December 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
XY magazine covers in the 90s:
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Is it Nazi Minaj or Nikki Minazi. I just can’t remember. 🤔
December 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Is it Nazi Minaj or Nikki Minazi. I just can’t remember. 🤔
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Childhood trauma next question
Why are you, a grown man, afraid of joy?
December 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Childhood trauma next question
Is there a way to write self-evaluations that doesn't make me want to douse myself in kerosene and strike a match?
December 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Is there a way to write self-evaluations that doesn't make me want to douse myself in kerosene and strike a match?
Okay gurl talk.
I'm a longtime devoté of the MM hockey romance genre. I hadn't heard of the Game Changer/Heated Rivalry series when it emerged on HBO, and frankly eps. 1, 2, and 4 despaired me at how it was being represented.
Ep. 5 restored my faith. This is the emotion porn I signed up for. 🏒
I'm a longtime devoté of the MM hockey romance genre. I hadn't heard of the Game Changer/Heated Rivalry series when it emerged on HBO, and frankly eps. 1, 2, and 4 despaired me at how it was being represented.
Ep. 5 restored my faith. This is the emotion porn I signed up for. 🏒
December 19, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Okay gurl talk.
I'm a longtime devoté of the MM hockey romance genre. I hadn't heard of the Game Changer/Heated Rivalry series when it emerged on HBO, and frankly eps. 1, 2, and 4 despaired me at how it was being represented.
Ep. 5 restored my faith. This is the emotion porn I signed up for. 🏒
I'm a longtime devoté of the MM hockey romance genre. I hadn't heard of the Game Changer/Heated Rivalry series when it emerged on HBO, and frankly eps. 1, 2, and 4 despaired me at how it was being represented.
Ep. 5 restored my faith. This is the emotion porn I signed up for. 🏒
Men with furry tiddies to the FRONT
December 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Men with furry tiddies to the FRONT
It's truly remarkable how, 100% of the time, the act of me needing a bus causes a 20 minute gap in service on all nearby lines. 😤
December 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
It's truly remarkable how, 100% of the time, the act of me needing a bus causes a 20 minute gap in service on all nearby lines. 😤
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I just think that butts
December 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I just think that butts
It's cold and rainy in San Francisco today, so hump day is a throwback to a balmier time.
December 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It's cold and rainy in San Francisco today, so hump day is a throwback to a balmier time.
When it's freezing inside even through a sweater but the power bill is already too damn high, you resort to your 19th century opera cloak for #mcm
December 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
When it's freezing inside even through a sweater but the power bill is already too damn high, you resort to your 19th century opera cloak for #mcm
My most popular pictures of 2025. Which one was your favorite?
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My most popular pictures of 2025. Which one was your favorite?
Y'all ever have one of those days where one of the boys won't stay put?
December 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Y'all ever have one of those days where one of the boys won't stay put?
My barber does such a great job with her fades 😏
December 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
My barber does such a great job with her fades 😏
I'm finally watching Fellow Travelers, and my god, the way I need to lick Jonathan Bailey's armpits.
December 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I'm finally watching Fellow Travelers, and my god, the way I need to lick Jonathan Bailey's armpits.
Who am I to deny my boys to an adoring fan?
December 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Who am I to deny my boys to an adoring fan?
Y'all, I am a feral menace today. Someone's son needs to save me from myself.
December 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Y'all, I am a feral menace today. Someone's son needs to save me from myself.
If you see this, repost your model of positive masculinity
December 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
If you see this, repost your model of positive masculinity
I've not yet read or seen Heated Rivalry, but it is decidedly strange to see my secret, guilty little late night reading obsession – melodramatic gay hockey romance novels – suddenly part of the cultural Zeitgeist. I hope going mainstream doesn't suddenly cause the books to double in price. 😅
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I've not yet read or seen Heated Rivalry, but it is decidedly strange to see my secret, guilty little late night reading obsession – melodramatic gay hockey romance novels – suddenly part of the cultural Zeitgeist. I hope going mainstream doesn't suddenly cause the books to double in price. 😅
The Two Modes of Chris
Feel free to repost with your own modes.
Feel free to repost with your own modes.
December 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The Two Modes of Chris
Feel free to repost with your own modes.
Feel free to repost with your own modes.