Chris
@ottersf.bsky.social
Overthinker. Friend of all cats. SF gay. Unfiltered; IRL friends tread with caution. Exceedingly unlikely to respond to "hey". Blocker of blank/harvester accounts.
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
Feast your eyes on my buns, ye mighty, and despair.
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Feast your eyes on my buns, ye mighty, and despair.
Kittens, be a doll and report this account? They're using my man's pic as a profile pic and reposting posts from my account. It's @chris083 dot bsky dot social.
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Kittens, be a doll and report this account? They're using my man's pic as a profile pic and reposting posts from my account. It's @chris083 dot bsky dot social.
Girls, these fondant potatoes I made with dinner tonight 🥵
November 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Girls, these fondant potatoes I made with dinner tonight 🥵
I always liked Chip. He was a handsome boy.
November 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I always liked Chip. He was a handsome boy.
With this chill in the air, #tummytuesday only gets the bare minimum exposure. 😅
November 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
With this chill in the air, #tummytuesday only gets the bare minimum exposure. 😅
Waaaaait, you're a short king? 🫠 🥵
November 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Waaaaait, you're a short king? 🫠 🥵
After a 3:45 am airport run, an hour lying awake listening to the rain, a 7 am gym session, and breakfast, I think I've earned a 9 am nap. 😴
November 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
After a 3:45 am airport run, an hour lying awake listening to the rain, a 7 am gym session, and breakfast, I think I've earned a 9 am nap. 😴
The face | the cheeks
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The face | the cheeks
Everybody post a thong pic ! 😈
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Everybody post a thong pic ! 😈
Big fan of Julian Brady! 🥵
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Big fan of Julian Brady! 🥵
A gym locker ball slip for #testicletuesday
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
A gym locker ball slip for #testicletuesday
The party's at the Sportsman, evidently.
November 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The party's at the Sportsman, evidently.
Happy Halloween! Featuring the only orange jock I own. 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Happy Halloween! Featuring the only orange jock I own. 🎃
I'm available to be climbed like a tree.
October 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I'm available to be climbed like a tree.
Conference, day 2. It is far too early to be this dressed up.
October 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Conference, day 2. It is far too early to be this dressed up.
In accordance with gay law, the suit was shed as soon as the hotel room door was closed.
October 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
In accordance with gay law, the suit was shed as soon as the hotel room door was closed.
Have just discovered a muscular Handsome sometimes hangs out shirtless on this stair landing, so I will not be moving from my couch for the foreseeable future. ☀️🔍
October 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Have just discovered a muscular Handsome sometimes hangs out shirtless on this stair landing, so I will not be moving from my couch for the foreseeable future. ☀️🔍
After all the stress of moving and concurrent but unrelated mental health challenges, I'm finally getting back, after a month, to the stupid old gym to work on my stupid old fitness (and the stupid old mental health boost that comes with it).
October 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
After all the stress of moving and concurrent but unrelated mental health challenges, I'm finally getting back, after a month, to the stupid old gym to work on my stupid old fitness (and the stupid old mental health boost that comes with it).
