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Ethan
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have you ever had a dream that, that you, um, you had, your, you... you could, you'll do, you... you wants, you, you could do so, you... you'll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

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Should I give an indirect supervisor some strong pushback today after another shitty email? 🤩
February 4, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I would journey to the ends of the earth for a prescription for some adhd meds, but I scheduling dr.s appointments and getting referrals is a step too far!!
February 4, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Let’s get soaking wet 📣!
February 4, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Last summer I started a disco, house, and dance music megamix playlist but it has kinda stagnated lately SOOO feel free to send me more house music recs and playlists to add to it!
February 4, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
February 4, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Going home bc I’m having a good hair day and I didn’t walk into the office to thundering applause
February 4, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I don’t think it’s really hit the point of user base decline yet and realistically may not for the foreseeable future! The company just behaves like it is too big to fail and I just don’t see that being the case 10-15-20 years down the line
February 4, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Anything to get rid of the sensation of drinking sandy water!!
February 4, 2026 at 4:07 AM
About to start taking creatine raw bc I’m tired of it not dissolving in my drink 🤩
February 4, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Idk if gay hookup apps will ever completely die out, but grindr itself almost certainly will at some point
February 4, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Each pair of pokemon games are just variations of pokemon: bouba version and pokemon: kiki version
February 4, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Switching up how I write capital I’s mid paragraph
February 3, 2026 at 11:08 PM
It didn’t save any of the Tron movies and they even have really good scores to help!
February 3, 2026 at 8:01 PM
most boring department at work making strong use of a techno theming in their mandatory presentation that could have been an email (the presentation has nothing to do with technology)
February 3, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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"everyone has adhd these days!!!"

ok so then why isn't our society more accommodating to their needs
February 3, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Not mine but that’s bc I make them all with the secret ingredient (love)
February 3, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Also, prerolls are kinda stolen valor…
February 3, 2026 at 5:41 PM
“DM me ‘gainz’ if you want to build your dream physique and become the best version of yourself mentally physically and spiritually” like the secret isn’t being 5’7, unemployed, and juiced 🤩
February 3, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Fitness influences having identical grifts I’m BORED
February 3, 2026 at 5:38 PM
It’s gonna be almost 60 degrees next week and I’m gonna have my cooter out :)
February 3, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I regret letting go of my n64 but I think I still have my gamecube and gba somewhere!!
February 3, 2026 at 2:57 PM
As far as specifically fitness focused streaks are concerned, I tend to have a much better reaction to Hevy’s weekly streaks than any sort of daily streak I’ve gotten!
February 3, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Streaks also feel too much like they are looking backward when the past isn’t really something that motivates me as well as the future does. Idk they just feel sisyphean instead of like a slow but compounding effort!
February 3, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Missing a day here and there is human and not indicative of adherence to a new habit

Streaks feel punishing bc they are all or nothing— either you do the thing to continue the streak or you don’t. The motivation of continuing a streak is not the same the motivation to strengthen the habit
February 3, 2026 at 2:37 PM
I think that in-app streaks are actually a terrible way to build daily habits!
February 3, 2026 at 2:21 PM