Ethan
@incoherentethan.bsky.social
have you ever had a dream that, that you, um, you had, your, you... you could, you'll do, you... you wants, you, you could do so, you... you'll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?
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I cannot wait for tank top and slutty shorts weather again
January 31, 2026 at 2:48 PM
I cannot wait for tank top and slutty shorts weather again
Taking a trip up to melancholy hill, do you need anything?
January 30, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Taking a trip up to melancholy hill, do you need anything?
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many gay guys on here seem to have confused being mean with being funny early on and it just kinda stuck that way
January 30, 2026 at 8:43 PM
many gay guys on here seem to have confused being mean with being funny early on and it just kinda stuck that way
Big “happy resolution at the end of an early 2010s optimism fueled movie” energy (complimentary)
Blusher cover Kesha's ‘Your Love Is My Drug’ for Like A Version
YouTube video by triple j
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January 30, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Big “happy resolution at the end of an early 2010s optimism fueled movie” energy (complimentary)
Whitney’s miltank:
imagine getting rude with me and I suddenly tuck down into my foreskin and roll at you at lightning speed like a bowling ball
January 30, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Whitney’s miltank:
Being unhappy with your job and your location is really kind of a chicken/egg situation bc it’s hard to address one without addressing the other!
January 30, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Being unhappy with your job and your location is really kind of a chicken/egg situation bc it’s hard to address one without addressing the other!
There are cathedrals everywhere for those who microdose to see
January 30, 2026 at 1:59 PM
There are cathedrals everywhere for those who microdose to see
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Patiencemaxing and positivitymaxing by focusing on how after this long, brutal medieval-peasant-ass winter the first blooming flowers of spring will look extra beautiful this year
January 30, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Patiencemaxing and positivitymaxing by focusing on how after this long, brutal medieval-peasant-ass winter the first blooming flowers of spring will look extra beautiful this year
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Moses:
I had a vision from god today if you even care…
January 30, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Moses:
I had a vision from god today if you even care…
January 30, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I had a vision from god today if you even care…
You know the advice is gonna be good on instagram reals when it’s actually an ad and it shows up 4 times in the span of 10 minutes
January 30, 2026 at 1:09 AM
You know the advice is gonna be good on instagram reals when it’s actually an ad and it shows up 4 times in the span of 10 minutes
You can tell that I’m joking when I say I’m gonna start a cycle bc if I was actually juicing I’d be adamant that I’m completely natural!
January 30, 2026 at 12:49 AM
You can tell that I’m joking when I say I’m gonna start a cycle bc if I was actually juicing I’d be adamant that I’m completely natural!
Getting gender euphoria when men treat me like a piece of meat…
January 30, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Getting gender euphoria when men treat me like a piece of meat…
This is my first back and bis pump in almost two months, I’m gonna get big 🤩
January 30, 2026 at 12:30 AM
This is my first back and bis pump in almost two months, I’m gonna get big 🤩
Sometimes I just throw prepositional phrases in weird places in sentences and hope for the best
January 30, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Sometimes I just throw prepositional phrases in weird places in sentences and hope for the best
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Me, meeting someone 10/10 attractive: haha i bet you’re a bad person
January 30, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Me, meeting someone 10/10 attractive: haha i bet you’re a bad person
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Unfortunately looking like a douchebag gives me gender euphoria
January 30, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Unfortunately looking like a douchebag gives me gender euphoria
Sup guys I couldn’t think of the name for delts today for a sec and had to google it
January 30, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Sup guys I couldn’t think of the name for delts today for a sec and had to google it
They should stop putting protein in stuff that it doesn’t belong in and start putting creatine in stuff it doesn’t belong in instead
January 29, 2026 at 9:58 PM
They should stop putting protein in stuff that it doesn’t belong in and start putting creatine in stuff it doesn’t belong in instead
Creatine in the chocolate milk 🤩
January 29, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Creatine in the chocolate milk 🤩
Being a hater is only ok when I do it, when some of you do it it’s kinda loser behavior tbh...
January 29, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Being a hater is only ok when I do it, when some of you do it it’s kinda loser behavior tbh...
I think it’s time for me to either figure out skin care or botox (or both!)
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I think it’s time for me to either figure out skin care or botox (or both!)
Tomodochi Life: Boys Kissing Simulator
January 29, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Tomodochi Life: Boys Kissing Simulator
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If I can be real, I have always felt like rolling out of grad school straight into the pandemic brought my momentum and my access to resources and connections to a screeching halt. We make do, we figure it out, but I'll always wonder what could've been.
reminds me of a friend who explained why recent years have felt so weird to so many millennials here and it’s because “we went into the pandemic young people and came out of it old”
I spoke to a woman at the protest in minneapolis and she explained she wanted to be there in part because "i was a kid when george floyd got killed" and i nearly dropped my recorder
January 29, 2026 at 2:57 AM
If I can be real, I have always felt like rolling out of grad school straight into the pandemic brought my momentum and my access to resources and connections to a screeching halt. We make do, we figure it out, but I'll always wonder what could've been.