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Ethan
@incoherentethan.bsky.social
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Unserious gay person
2.8 star rating on Google Reviews

instagram.com/estearley

he/they
I didn’t even see the 2nd typo, which unfortunately means time to delete :///
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I look different in every mirror that I see myself in and sometimes I wonder if I would recognize myself if I passed me on the street!!
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Earlier today I was having a moment because I was so happy that I finally grew my hair out and was so happy with how it looks and then this evening I spent so long hassling with it getting ready for the gym that I wanted to cut it off 😵‍💫
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I’m still trying to figure out how someone can grow up in the same place as me and have a completely different accent
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Hey gang, did we ever figure out if Fergie intentionally misspelled tasty in Fergalicious??
November 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
A barely know what to do with my face in any picture, let alone a thirst trap. Too much the think about at once!!
November 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The Great Bloomf Bake Off is about to Netflix’s highest rated show
Alright get your ass over here! I gotta get warmed up for all the Thanksgiving desserts I’ll be making
November 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Should I make brownies tonight?
November 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Meine Mama hat einfach erlaubt dass ich cola trinken darf! Wie cool ist dass bitte? Ich zocke fortnite und trinke cola! Yippeeeeee
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Am I giving myself praise? F yes I am
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
How Scandinavian of me!!
November 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The finish line for these grad school applications is right here and my material is done, I just need that last big push to put a bow on everything and submit it all 😵‍💫
November 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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“You didn’t know that?” No bitch I rise out of the primordial soup anew every morning. Every day is my first day on earth. Get out of my way, I’m figuring it out.
November 13, 2025 at 11:51 AM
The only explanation for the McRib is that it is part of a government study of some untapped corner of the human mind in an attempt to invent Super Propaganda™ that instantly rots your brain into goo WAKE UP SHEEPLE
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
My hair lately has been very 😍 in person but very 😐 in pictures lately and it is very frustrating!
November 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I love when I get nervous or anxious and then start stumbling over my words and sound very stupid!
November 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The northern lights are visible from my apartment WHAT
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I’m feeling very weirdly valid after the most mundane gym interaction today but maybe there is hope for my inner gym bro after all!
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
ANNA MEREDITH - Paramour
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November 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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the linguistic trap of assuming labels are prescriptive components of personhood rather than descriptive endlessly bugs me. far to often you'll see "i can't do [X thing that i am capable of doing] because i am [Y label]" without consideration for the fact that the self is a process of refinement.
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Love a man that IS afraid to use an emoji and creative punctuation in text!!! Let’s keep it to the latin script, kings 😍
November 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Standing behind what I said rn by doing the one thing I swore never to do— using the 🔥 emoji unironically
Love a man that isn’t afraid to use an emoji or creative punctuation in text!!!
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Subscribed to a smash bros youtuber because he’s really cute in his channel picture
November 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
My biggest complain about Legends ZA is that they leaned into action elements for the battles (and it’s great,) but they didn’t bother to make the player character movement any more enjoyable or exciting. Only battles feel snappy and full of action, everything else is much less energetic
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM