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Worrier After Dark
@worrierafterdark.bsky.social
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Minneapolis. Queer. Plenty of jokes. Everything you've come to know and love, plus nudes. NSFW, obvs.
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Stuff my kooshy, daddy
A colorful bag of kooshy brand sourdough stuffing mix
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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The butterfly meme. The guy with glasses is, “bottoms looking for a dom top”, the butterfly is, “100% passive” and the bottom text reads, “is this a dom top?”
November 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Wishing I was back here instead of at off-site meetings all day this FCF.
It’s my semi-hard cock resting on a ribbed green couch. You can even see the back of my foot in there. A bounty.
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Two Guys, a Terminator, and a Pizza Place.
A storefront sign that reads, “Pizza La Vista”
November 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Deeply unserious country
A Walgreens location in Minneapolis has the entire candy aisle behind locked glass.
November 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Finally… the Aurora Borealis HAS COME BACK to the Twin Cities!
A shot of the northern lights over Uptown Minneapolis. The lights are green and red and very vibrant
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake.
Behind a window in a white stucco house, a large plastic Santa figure stares vacantly into your soul
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Pissing at a dick-height urinal for the first time in my life: priceless 🥹
A tale of two urinals: one, on the right, at usual height. The other, on the left, so tall even a very tall person can use it
November 8, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Starting TONIGHT, I’m raising money for Extra Life with my pals at Known World United!

At 6pm CST, I’ll be playing a D&D one-shot as my best boy Ferdinand.

Stop by for the festivities at: www.twitch.tv/knownworldun... and donate at www.extra-life.org/participant/... if you’re so inclined!
A black minotaur sniffing a yellow flower and holding a large war hammer. He’s dressed in cobbled together armor with metallic flowers. Best boy.
November 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Start to finish, voting took 10 minutes with friendly election staff and a passive-aggressive post-it on the shaky voting booth. Minnesota rules. Go vote.
It’s me, your pal worrier, wearing a ball cap and a dark gray jacket with a red “I Voted” sticker on the front
November 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Poetry is everywhere.
Graffiti on a Minneapolis sidewalk reads, “I piss & shit n doo doo! Ahh ah ah!!”
November 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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I’m so vein. I guess I think this song is about me.
A moody shot of my hanging cock; vein prominent down the center.
November 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Throwback #MCM and where id much rather be right now:
It’s a black and white photo of my hard cock. I’m laying in bed, briefs pulled down a bit.
October 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Alanis fucking Morissette. Goddamn.
Alanis Morissette kneels, back to the audience, on a darkened stage illuminated only by a rainbow spotlight
October 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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They don’t have a signature cocktail for this Alanis Morissette show and that’s a shame - I think it would go down well in a theater.
A large red velvet curtain obscures the stage at an Alanis Morissette show at the Caesar’s Palace Colosseum in Las Vegas.
October 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Finally, hostile architecture for the gays.
A row of metal knobs that look like butt plugs lines the border of a fountain.
October 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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A tantalizing, meaty abomination.
An aged light-up roadside sign with an arrow on top reads, “beef pork”
October 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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This Play-Doh accessory better calm tf down
A white plastic Play-Doh extruder meant to look like a piping bag. Instead, it looks like a veiny penis.
October 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Not even remotely the play experience I was anticipating.
A blue arcade cabinet adorned with smiling gold coins. The name of the game is Bonus Hole.
October 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Saw some of you at Kwik-Trip.
October 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Computer: enhance
A white and pink sprinter van parked on the street. The branding is for a company called Bloomin Blinds” A zoomed in picture of a small, yellow diamond-shaped sticker reads, “caution: blind person driving”
October 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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This guy ❤️
A handsome tuxedo cat stops to smell the flowers A handsome tuxedo cat sits on a concrete walkway, looking toward the sky, chittering at birds.
October 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Good morning.
It’s me, your pal Worrier, rumpled and recently awoken, in bed.
October 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Post you from a different era.
It’s me, your pal Worrier, on the Golden Gate Bridge in 2010. Wearing a flannel, no beard. Weird.
October 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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In case of emergency, speak clearly and directly into the anus.
A silver metal intercom box outside of an elevator has been modified so that the brand name reads, “anus.” Also, the logo looks like the Aperture Science logo.
October 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM