Worrier After Dark
@worrierafterdark.bsky.social
Minneapolis. Queer. Plenty of jokes. Everything you've come to know and love, plus nudes. NSFW, obvs.
I do and have for a long time enjoyed “handsome” as a descriptor or compliment. This sounds like it may be a personal issue for some of those people.
November 19, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I do and have for a long time enjoyed “handsome” as a descriptor or compliment. This sounds like it may be a personal issue for some of those people.
This is hot and also this line should be part of a 2025 Hand In My Pocket rewrite
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This is hot and also this line should be part of a 2025 Hand In My Pocket rewrite
If you like kids open-mouth coughing and full-volume speakerphone conversations about intimate medical details, you’re gonna love the doctor’s office.
November 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
If you like kids open-mouth coughing and full-volume speakerphone conversations about intimate medical details, you’re gonna love the doctor’s office.
Haha, even in my prime I never got under 5 minutes. I’m just very delusional about how fast my long legs will carry me and very accurate about how late buses tend to be in cold days.
November 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Haha, even in my prime I never got under 5 minutes. I’m just very delusional about how fast my long legs will carry me and very accurate about how late buses tend to be in cold days.
No Michael Skarn!?
November 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
No Michael Skarn!?
All charlatans are bastards
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
All charlatans are bastards
There’s one from when I was kid that also came as a complete surprise and I still think about it often.
November 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
There’s one from when I was kid that also came as a complete surprise and I still think about it often.
Born Standing Up by Steve Martin, and I re-read Kitchen Confidential by Anthony Bourdain every year
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Born Standing Up by Steve Martin, and I re-read Kitchen Confidential by Anthony Bourdain every year
Kitchen tongs are by far the kitchen utensil I use the most - 10-12” with silicone on the grabby ends (won’t scratch your pans; plastic melts and is terrible at picking things up). I rarely need a spatula, and I can stir with them as well.
November 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Kitchen tongs are by far the kitchen utensil I use the most - 10-12” with silicone on the grabby ends (won’t scratch your pans; plastic melts and is terrible at picking things up). I rarely need a spatula, and I can stir with them as well.
That’s huge! Good on you!
November 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
That’s huge! Good on you!
Gulliver’s Travholes
November 15, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Gulliver’s Travholes
Why would you do this to me
November 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Why would you do this to me
Truly my weight to bear.
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Truly my weight to bear.
Hmm, tough to diagnose from here. Come closer.
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Hmm, tough to diagnose from here. Come closer.
If I’d had enough ham to smell so redolent of it, I’d have been a happy man
November 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
If I’d had enough ham to smell so redolent of it, I’d have been a happy man