Sam
@woolandthyme.bsky.social
Queer fiber artist 🧶, non-denominational swamp homesteader 🌱, future author ✍️, weirdo ☠️
Ah yes another day in the office so I can sit in my cubicle next to my coworkers who yell into their phones all day on virtual meetings. I'll be here with my noise canceling headphones and sad fruit cup from the cafeteria #collaboration
August 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Ah yes another day in the office so I can sit in my cubicle next to my coworkers who yell into their phones all day on virtual meetings. I'll be here with my noise canceling headphones and sad fruit cup from the cafeteria #collaboration
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The Trump administration is advancing efforts to dismantle mental health services tailored for LGBTQ+ youth, particularly within the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline.
May 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The Trump administration is advancing efforts to dismantle mental health services tailored for LGBTQ+ youth, particularly within the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline.
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"Ich askid ChatGPT," Well Ich askid the stones, and the forest, and the rayne, and the wynde, and what thei seyde was learninge, and dreames, and growinge thinges, and a worlde wher we talke to each othir.
May 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
"Ich askid ChatGPT," Well Ich askid the stones, and the forest, and the rayne, and the wynde, and what thei seyde was learninge, and dreames, and growinge thinges, and a worlde wher we talke to each othir.
I'm gonna need it to stop raining so I can light up this bitch (my new fire pit).
May 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I'm gonna need it to stop raining so I can light up this bitch (my new fire pit).
I'm watching Alone Australia season 1 and my lord. What happened with the casting because damn these guys can't hang.
April 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I'm watching Alone Australia season 1 and my lord. What happened with the casting because damn these guys can't hang.
Our boss ordered us good for lunch since we have a full in office day. I requested a chicken Caesar salad because pizza is a no go for me when not at home.
March 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Our boss ordered us good for lunch since we have a full in office day. I requested a chicken Caesar salad because pizza is a no go for me when not at home.
Today is my first day back to 3 days a week in the office and my glasses broke. Bad omen.
March 11, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Today is my first day back to 3 days a week in the office and my glasses broke. Bad omen.
I may not have a greenhouse, but I do have this.
March 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I may not have a greenhouse, but I do have this.
It has been 0️⃣ days since the last greenhouse incident.
March 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
It has been 0️⃣ days since the last greenhouse incident.
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American people wouldn’t notice them. “Don’t make any sudden movements, or they’ll spot us,” Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) said out of the corner of his mouth, […]
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March 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
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As usual, a trip to the greenhouse fixed me.
The garden layout is finalized, just in time for it to get warmer! Hopefully the rest of the structural stuff comes this week so I can finish all the building and order a big ol pile of dirt.
The garden layout is finalized, just in time for it to get warmer! Hopefully the rest of the structural stuff comes this week so I can finish all the building and order a big ol pile of dirt.
March 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
As usual, a trip to the greenhouse fixed me.
The garden layout is finalized, just in time for it to get warmer! Hopefully the rest of the structural stuff comes this week so I can finish all the building and order a big ol pile of dirt.
The garden layout is finalized, just in time for it to get warmer! Hopefully the rest of the structural stuff comes this week so I can finish all the building and order a big ol pile of dirt.
Girls in the bathroom at tellus just asked me if I knew how to shake my butt and I was like "be so for real do I look like someone who knows how to shake their butt?"
March 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Girls in the bathroom at tellus just asked me if I knew how to shake my butt and I was like "be so for real do I look like someone who knows how to shake their butt?"
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Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦 ✊
February 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦 ✊
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We want to send a message to the world: what has happened today is an absolute disgrace. It is completely un-American.
February 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
We want to send a message to the world: what has happened today is an absolute disgrace. It is completely un-American.
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Ich have no thinge againste elegant dressinge, but the cult of the suit yn businesse ideologye ys ridiculous, superficial, and pettye.
February 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Ich have no thinge againste elegant dressinge, but the cult of the suit yn businesse ideologye ys ridiculous, superficial, and pettye.
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Do not, my friends, become addicted to water
February 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Do not, my friends, become addicted to water
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Every day I have to hear about some asshole
February 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Every day I have to hear about some asshole
I'm gonna be honest, being queer and wanting to have a baby in the year of our lord 2025 is a whole ass animal.
Anyone know a dude who wants to help a sister out? Lol
Anyone know a dude who wants to help a sister out? Lol
March 1, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I'm gonna be honest, being queer and wanting to have a baby in the year of our lord 2025 is a whole ass animal.
Anyone know a dude who wants to help a sister out? Lol
Anyone know a dude who wants to help a sister out? Lol
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folk horror be like "here's some twigs arranged in a different than usual way"
July 17, 2023 at 10:11 PM
folk horror be like "here's some twigs arranged in a different than usual way"
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I made this the other night while procrastinating, mainly because I thought all the posts about the blackout were boring. It feels like there is momentum bringing people together!
February 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I made this the other night while procrastinating, mainly because I thought all the posts about the blackout were boring. It feels like there is momentum bringing people together!
This past weekend I got yet another library card, this time at the little local library in the town we moved to.
They still stamp cards with the due date. The upstairs room is for kids. I'm charmed.
#smalltownlife
They still stamp cards with the due date. The upstairs room is for kids. I'm charmed.
#smalltownlife
February 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This past weekend I got yet another library card, this time at the little local library in the town we moved to.
They still stamp cards with the due date. The upstairs room is for kids. I'm charmed.
#smalltownlife
They still stamp cards with the due date. The upstairs room is for kids. I'm charmed.
#smalltownlife
In a webinar (at work!) about legal considerations for the LGBTQ+ community. A woman just left in a huff because she "leans right but is an ally" and "she doesn't feel welcome." Girrrlllllllllllllll
February 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
In a webinar (at work!) about legal considerations for the LGBTQ+ community. A woman just left in a huff because she "leans right but is an ally" and "she doesn't feel welcome." Girrrlllllllllllllll
We were being very cute and brought our cheesecake to bed. Except jokes on us, Louis tried to steal the whole cheesecake.
February 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
We were being very cute and brought our cheesecake to bed. Except jokes on us, Louis tried to steal the whole cheesecake.
Every year for our valentines dinner, we go to the Millworks for the art and brew crawl. Beer tastings and snacks and art and chatting with local artists. It's such a celebration of this city we live in and I love it.
February 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Every year for our valentines dinner, we go to the Millworks for the art and brew crawl. Beer tastings and snacks and art and chatting with local artists. It's such a celebration of this city we live in and I love it.