People complain about recasting Geralt ruining The Witcher as if it hasn’t sucked since season 2.
It went sideways in quality, not down.
It went sideways in quality, not down.
November 30, 2025 at 7:33 AM
People complain about recasting Geralt ruining The Witcher as if it hasn’t sucked since season 2.
It went sideways in quality, not down.
It went sideways in quality, not down.
Parkway Drive
Parkway Drive
Parkway Drive
Parkway Drive
Parkway Drive
I don’t even really like Parkway Drive. I’m just Australian.
Parkway Drive
Parkway Drive
Parkway Drive
Parkway Drive
I don’t even really like Parkway Drive. I’m just Australian.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Weird Al Yankovic
G3 (Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Kenny Wayne Shepherd)
Ben Folds (Five) (x5)
Nine Inch Nails
Regina Spektor
Weird Al Yankovic
G3 (Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Kenny Wayne Shepherd)
Ben Folds (Five) (x5)
Nine Inch Nails
Regina Spektor
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
B.B. King
James McMurtry
Aerosmith
Judas Priest
Bonnie Raitt
B.B. King
James McMurtry
Aerosmith
Judas Priest
Bonnie Raitt
November 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Parkway Drive
Parkway Drive
Parkway Drive
Parkway Drive
Parkway Drive
I don’t even really like Parkway Drive. I’m just Australian.
Parkway Drive
Parkway Drive
Parkway Drive
Parkway Drive
I don’t even really like Parkway Drive. I’m just Australian.
Ugh, I hate to agree with JD Vance but Turkey is pointless and Americans have been peer pressure led by dead people into thinking it’s good.
It’s just worse chicken.
It’s just worse chicken.
who actually likes electricity? raise your hand. haha, i see a joker back there. but ask yourself: how many times do you turn on the light in morning, just for fun? what about the afternoon. never, right? and why are you staying up so late? our forefathers tucked themselves in at 6pm like god inten—
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Ugh, I hate to agree with JD Vance but Turkey is pointless and Americans have been peer pressure led by dead people into thinking it’s good.
It’s just worse chicken.
It’s just worse chicken.
Idea: a streaming service that whittles Jason Statham movies down to just the fight scenes and you can watch them in like fifteen minutes and not really miss anything.
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Idea: a streaming service that whittles Jason Statham movies down to just the fight scenes and you can watch them in like fifteen minutes and not really miss anything.
Early 2024: “we don’t need to invest in woke renewables. And we don’t need foreign oil or anything foreign for that matter! Drill baby drill!”
Late 2025: “we must invade Venezuela to slake our thirst for foreign oil reserves”
Late 2025: “we must invade Venezuela to slake our thirst for foreign oil reserves”
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Early 2024: “we don’t need to invest in woke renewables. And we don’t need foreign oil or anything foreign for that matter! Drill baby drill!”
Late 2025: “we must invade Venezuela to slake our thirst for foreign oil reserves”
Late 2025: “we must invade Venezuela to slake our thirst for foreign oil reserves”
ONE MUTILATION UNDER GOD!
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
ONE MUTILATION UNDER GOD!
Within the next twelve months somebody is going to say to me: “oh so you think you’re smarter than the AI?” and I’m going to be right and unable to convince them because they cannot follow a path of reasoning and refuse to comprehend that someone else can.
When they ask why I did it, tell them.
When they ask why I did it, tell them.
November 16, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Within the next twelve months somebody is going to say to me: “oh so you think you’re smarter than the AI?” and I’m going to be right and unable to convince them because they cannot follow a path of reasoning and refuse to comprehend that someone else can.
When they ask why I did it, tell them.
When they ask why I did it, tell them.
Presented without comment
November 15, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Presented without comment
All those soundbites from earlier this year of Trump saying “Big Beautiful Bill” are about to be hilarious.
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
All those soundbites from earlier this year of Trump saying “Big Beautiful Bill” are about to be hilarious.
This actually works for all purposes.
“Your honour the statute was repealed the day before my client did that and re-enacted the day after. I haven’t paid my Lexis Nexis subscription and they cut me off so this isn’t frivolous it’s just run-of-the-mill wrong.”
“Your honour the statute was repealed the day before my client did that and re-enacted the day after. I haven’t paid my Lexis Nexis subscription and they cut me off so this isn’t frivolous it’s just run-of-the-mill wrong.”
I recall a post where Ken admitted to making illicit love to a catfish without a permit. I would like to research this recollection, but alas the search function is not working, and thus I am not in reckless disregard of the truth or falsity of this assertion.
November 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
This actually works for all purposes.
“Your honour the statute was repealed the day before my client did that and re-enacted the day after. I haven’t paid my Lexis Nexis subscription and they cut me off so this isn’t frivolous it’s just run-of-the-mill wrong.”
“Your honour the statute was repealed the day before my client did that and re-enacted the day after. I haven’t paid my Lexis Nexis subscription and they cut me off so this isn’t frivolous it’s just run-of-the-mill wrong.”
A couple of months ago I had a weird phone call with the friend of a guy that I’m suing. He told me about all the “bad people” that seem to be involved in their business and I was like “ah man I’m sorry to hear that.”
My autistic ass just realised he was trying to threaten me.
My autistic ass just realised he was trying to threaten me.
November 7, 2025 at 10:41 AM
A couple of months ago I had a weird phone call with the friend of a guy that I’m suing. He told me about all the “bad people” that seem to be involved in their business and I was like “ah man I’m sorry to hear that.”
My autistic ass just realised he was trying to threaten me.
My autistic ass just realised he was trying to threaten me.
This is where we handle presidential business… and also yes this is the reception for the millennial weddings.
November 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
This is where we handle presidential business… and also yes this is the reception for the millennial weddings.
So does Zohran Mamdani have to start totally sucking shit the moment he gets elected Mayor of New York or does he get a couple of months to ease into it?
November 5, 2025 at 8:13 AM
So does Zohran Mamdani have to start totally sucking shit the moment he gets elected Mayor of New York or does he get a couple of months to ease into it?
Telling journalists about health care plans: ❌
Telling journalists about battle plans: ✅
Telling journalists about battle plans: ✅
Mike Johnson talks about the Republican "healthcare plan" like it's highly classified information: "We're not gonna be on a conference call explaining all our plans and strategies for healthcare reform, because they're leaked in real time."
November 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Telling journalists about health care plans: ❌
Telling journalists about battle plans: ✅
Telling journalists about battle plans: ✅
Holy shit they made a robot teenager.
A dishwasher is already a robot that does your dishes
The loading-the-dishwasher struggle is real. Even—or especially—for the $20,000 1X Neo humanoid home robot.
🔗: on.wsj.com/47whlZ1
🔗: on.wsj.com/47whlZ1
November 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Holy shit they made a robot teenager.
All my apes… returned?
Bored Ape Yacht Club is making a comeback — as a metaverse
Bored Ape Yacht Club is making a comeback — as a metaverse
Its crypto-themed metaverse, Otherside, has been a long time coming.
buff.ly
October 25, 2025 at 10:25 AM
All my apes… returned?
Credit to Trump on this one. Having rich guys pay a big chunk of their money in order to fund the government is a novel concept and I think we should explore it further.
Trump: "By the way, a friend of mine called us the other day and he said 'I'd like to contribute any shortfall you have because of the Democrat shutdown. I'd like to contribute any shortfall you have with the military.' Today, he sent us a check for $130 million. It's gonna go the military."
October 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Credit to Trump on this one. Having rich guys pay a big chunk of their money in order to fund the government is a novel concept and I think we should explore it further.
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you: taylor swift needs to address criticisms that her lyrics are heteronormative morality tales aimed at reifying tradwife narratives in an age of reemergent fascism
tectonic plate sandwiched between the continental crust and the earth's mantle: *shifts imperceptibly
tectonic plate sandwiched between the continental crust and the earth's mantle: *shifts imperceptibly
October 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
you: taylor swift needs to address criticisms that her lyrics are heteronormative morality tales aimed at reifying tradwife narratives in an age of reemergent fascism
tectonic plate sandwiched between the continental crust and the earth's mantle: *shifts imperceptibly
tectonic plate sandwiched between the continental crust and the earth's mantle: *shifts imperceptibly
I was an edgelord teen. I listened to death metal and drew the album art on my school books and all that. At that point I just thought it was cool to shock.
Satan was evil. So were Nazis. I didn’t understand the difference between drawing pentagrams in my English binder and drawing swastikas. /1
Satan was evil. So were Nazis. I didn’t understand the difference between drawing pentagrams in my English binder and drawing swastikas. /1
JD Vance dismisses Young Republicans who in a group chat said "I love Hitler" and joked about slavery and rape as "a bunch of kids" who "told stupid jokes" and adds that "most of the stupid things I did when I was a teenager and young adult, they're not on the internet."
October 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I was an edgelord teen. I listened to death metal and drew the album art on my school books and all that. At that point I just thought it was cool to shock.
Satan was evil. So were Nazis. I didn’t understand the difference between drawing pentagrams in my English binder and drawing swastikas. /1
Satan was evil. So were Nazis. I didn’t understand the difference between drawing pentagrams in my English binder and drawing swastikas. /1
Socially liberal and fiscally conservative right up until it costs more money to gatekeep a service than it does to give it away for free.
Then suddenly it makes sense to spend a disproportionate amount of money to keep charging for the service so as to maintain the social order.
Then suddenly it makes sense to spend a disproportionate amount of money to keep charging for the service so as to maintain the social order.
October 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Socially liberal and fiscally conservative right up until it costs more money to gatekeep a service than it does to give it away for free.
Then suddenly it makes sense to spend a disproportionate amount of money to keep charging for the service so as to maintain the social order.
Then suddenly it makes sense to spend a disproportionate amount of money to keep charging for the service so as to maintain the social order.
They’re going to pay me to take drugs. Hell yeah!
Trump: "Drug prices are going to be going down 100%, 400%, 600%, 1,000% in some cases."
October 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
They’re going to pay me to take drugs. Hell yeah!
To secure a peace prize, prepare for war.
The Guardian- The US president may impose tariffs, demand higher NATO contributions or even declare Norway an enemy, analyst says, if on Friday he is not awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. www.theguardian.com/world/202...
Norway braces for Trump’s reaction if he does not win Nobel peace prize
US president may impose tariffs, demand higher Nato contributions or even declare Norway an enemy, analyst says
www.theguardian.com
October 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
To secure a peace prize, prepare for war.
Show Me How to Live is a better song than anything Soundgarden ever put out.
October 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Show Me How to Live is a better song than anything Soundgarden ever put out.
“If we were just ruthless and brutal and ignored international law we wouldn’t have lost in Vietnam. That war where we used rape as a weapon of war and poured agent orange on an entire country. That war, yeah.”
Trump: "The problem with Vietnam, we, you know, we stopped fighting to win. We would've won easy. We would've won Afghanistan easy. We would've won every war easy. But we got politically correct. 'Oh, let's take it easy.' We're not politically correct anymore, just so you understand."
October 6, 2025 at 12:13 PM
“If we were just ruthless and brutal and ignored international law we wouldn’t have lost in Vietnam. That war where we used rape as a weapon of war and poured agent orange on an entire country. That war, yeah.”
This guy stormed the capital on January 6th and has a back catalogue of songs like 1776 and Declaration Day.
I honestly can’t understand not being able to spin that into a lucrative grift in this day and age.
Dude sucks.
I honestly can’t understand not being able to spin that into a lucrative grift in this day and age.
Dude sucks.
September 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
This guy stormed the capital on January 6th and has a back catalogue of songs like 1776 and Declaration Day.
I honestly can’t understand not being able to spin that into a lucrative grift in this day and age.
Dude sucks.
I honestly can’t understand not being able to spin that into a lucrative grift in this day and age.
Dude sucks.