I want nobody to ever have to have first hand experience of the reality that every human being is just an ambulatory bag of meat.
But I want them to be very aware that they, and everybody they care about, is an ambulatory bag of meat.
But I want them to be very aware that they, and everybody they care about, is an ambulatory bag of meat.
December 2, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I want nobody to ever have to have first hand experience of the reality that every human being is just an ambulatory bag of meat.
But I want them to be very aware that they, and everybody they care about, is an ambulatory bag of meat.
But I want them to be very aware that they, and everybody they care about, is an ambulatory bag of meat.
There’s a lot to unpack with this one but I think my key takeaway is how transparent it is.
Like, I’ve always assumed I could never cash in on the right wing grift because I couldn’t perform it authentically. It would be obvious I’m just cashing in. It doesn’t seem to actually matter though.
Like, I’ve always assumed I could never cash in on the right wing grift because I couldn’t perform it authentically. It would be obvious I’m just cashing in. It doesn’t seem to actually matter though.
December 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
There’s a lot to unpack with this one but I think my key takeaway is how transparent it is.
Like, I’ve always assumed I could never cash in on the right wing grift because I couldn’t perform it authentically. It would be obvious I’m just cashing in. It doesn’t seem to actually matter though.
Like, I’ve always assumed I could never cash in on the right wing grift because I couldn’t perform it authentically. It would be obvious I’m just cashing in. It doesn’t seem to actually matter though.
America is cooked.
December 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
America is cooked.
Nah, I can’t remember who it was but I saw a comedian do this bit like five years ago.
He just stole it and delivered it worse.
Because what is a middle aged white loser without desperately trying to be funny in the absence of any of their own creativity our wit?
He just stole it and delivered it worse.
Because what is a middle aged white loser without desperately trying to be funny in the absence of any of their own creativity our wit?
November 29, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Nah, I can’t remember who it was but I saw a comedian do this bit like five years ago.
He just stole it and delivered it worse.
Because what is a middle aged white loser without desperately trying to be funny in the absence of any of their own creativity our wit?
He just stole it and delivered it worse.
Because what is a middle aged white loser without desperately trying to be funny in the absence of any of their own creativity our wit?
Because Johnny Depp won in Virginia and therefore their courts will find in favour of awesome suave handsome virtuous men in their cases against those lying women.
November 29, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Because Johnny Depp won in Virginia and therefore their courts will find in favour of awesome suave handsome virtuous men in their cases against those lying women.
“He already tried to solve his problems by punching himself in the balls but he didn’t use a mallet so let’s try that! It just might work!”
November 29, 2025 at 8:14 AM
“He already tried to solve his problems by punching himself in the balls but he didn’t use a mallet so let’s try that! It just might work!”
Shut up and charge them then I guess.
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Shut up and charge them then I guess.
Yes, obviously. That’s the entire purpose.
Check out:
Air Not Meant for Us by Fires in the Distance;
Fates by Eight Lives Down; and
The Savage Winds to Wisdom by Black Lava
Check out:
Air Not Meant for Us by Fires in the Distance;
Fates by Eight Lives Down; and
The Savage Winds to Wisdom by Black Lava
November 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Yes, obviously. That’s the entire purpose.
Check out:
Air Not Meant for Us by Fires in the Distance;
Fates by Eight Lives Down; and
The Savage Winds to Wisdom by Black Lava
Check out:
Air Not Meant for Us by Fires in the Distance;
Fates by Eight Lives Down; and
The Savage Winds to Wisdom by Black Lava
The average American speaks 0.8 of a language. He’s doing about as well as could be expected.
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The average American speaks 0.8 of a language. He’s doing about as well as could be expected.
Bold take coming from Tarantino of all people. But then again he’s always been a loudmouthed hypocrite and a blowhard.
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Bold take coming from Tarantino of all people. But then again he’s always been a loudmouthed hypocrite and a blowhard.
I got retained as an independent investigator once and I didn’t understand this.
My report was thorough and scathing.
It caused problems.
My report was thorough and scathing.
It caused problems.
November 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I got retained as an independent investigator once and I didn’t understand this.
My report was thorough and scathing.
It caused problems.
My report was thorough and scathing.
It caused problems.
Agreed. And that’s why I’m extremely pissed off at Fani Willis for putting her own interests ahead of a successful prosecution of Donald Trump.
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Agreed. And that’s why I’m extremely pissed off at Fani Willis for putting her own interests ahead of a successful prosecution of Donald Trump.
I can assure you that they would have.
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I can assure you that they would have.
It’s not creeping in, it walked into the room dick first.
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
It’s not creeping in, it walked into the room dick first.
I don’t dress up anywhere. I love it when the bank employee looks down her nose at me because I look like a bum and then sees my accounts on the screen. It makes me happy.
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I don’t dress up anywhere. I love it when the bank employee looks down her nose at me because I look like a bum and then sees my accounts on the screen. It makes me happy.
They don’t need AI to work. They just need Amazon to bulk buy chips from them to make it not work.
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
They don’t need AI to work. They just need Amazon to bulk buy chips from them to make it not work.
Just get me elected and then I’ll change everything somehow while still pandering to the people who got me elected on the promise that I won’t change anything.
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Just get me elected and then I’ll change everything somehow while still pandering to the people who got me elected on the promise that I won’t change anything.
“Without having earned them”
Well how did I get them then huh?
Well how did I get them then huh?
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
“Without having earned them”
Well how did I get them then huh?
Well how did I get them then huh?
Well yeah. Imagine a world where all of the same awful things are being done to all of the same people as now but this time I’m in charge and I wear a blue tie instead of a red one. Wouldn’t that be something?
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Well yeah. Imagine a world where all of the same awful things are being done to all of the same people as now but this time I’m in charge and I wear a blue tie instead of a red one. Wouldn’t that be something?
Noah needs to focus less on how I soaked my dick and balls in his milk and then put it back in the fridge and more on how I left a little bit of mouthwash in the bottom of the bottle for him to swig after he drank the dick milk.
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Noah needs to focus less on how I soaked my dick and balls in his milk and then put it back in the fridge and more on how I left a little bit of mouthwash in the bottom of the bottle for him to swig after he drank the dick milk.