woadgrrl.bsky.social
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I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
February 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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HEURISTIC OF THE WEEK:

If it acts like a fricken' Nazi, and actual known fricken' Nazis SAY it's a Nazi, then IT'S A NAZI.

(Hello, Elon, I see you. Now FOAD.)
January 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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It’s a handy-dandy guide for how bureaucracies were thwarted back then!
January 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Hypothetically speaking a political party that wanted to win would scream holy hell about this. Put it in every Americans’ head that every case of diarrhea they get is Donald Trump’s fault. The average American has seven diarrheas a week and spends the whole time posting
New: Trump officials have paused all external communications at health agencies like CDC, FDA, NIH.

No health alerts and the famed MMWRs; no updates to key websites or social media posts.

And no indication how long the pause will last.

With @rachelroubein.bsky.social + Lena Sun.
Trump officials pause health agencies’ communications, citing review
The agencies are charged with making decisions that touch the lives of every American and are the source of crucial information to health-care providers.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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He was a vampire who could live forever...
Then did.
Marvel at his adventures as the much diminished but vital creature, now a power for good in a metal casing fight against the Galactic Empire:
Nosferar2D2
December 11, 2024 at 7:43 AM
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This one looks like Honest Abe is trying to make out with the Grinch
December 11, 2024 at 12:51 AM
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“The suspect also regularly played a game about birds who are angry, according to a friend. Police are investigating whether the birds’ anger is related to the health insurance industry.”
December 10, 2024 at 8:28 AM
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You morons, you can't repeat the Gilded Age. That's not how history works--it only goes in one direction. Now let me take a big sip of coffee and make sure no nihilistic young Italians have built homemade weapons with which to assassinate robber barons.
December 9, 2024 at 11:09 PM
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gonna reply to everyone who tries to bring their weird fatphobic diet culture energy into The Season of Big Holiday Meals with “should we throw a party? should we invite john calvin”
November 20, 2024 at 10:57 PM
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In the movies, when a superhero’s friend finds out about their secret powers they always feel betrayed and lied too and get really mad at the superhero but I genuinely think my response would be “holy shit you can fly? Can you take me to Seattle so I don’t have to make 3 connections?”
November 23, 2024 at 5:15 AM
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Fool around and find out it's a DORK TOWER FRIDAY! Sneaky new strip up now at the Mothership:

www.dorktower.com/2024/11/22/1...

Repost/Reblog/Repeat, thanks so much!
November 22, 2024 at 4:54 PM
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Gonna be adopting this. Skew!
My new method for controlling anger: Cheezus Take The Wheel!
November 21, 2024 at 6:29 PM
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It’s Book Week Scotland and to celebrate, I’m giving away a signed hardback copy of The Heart of Winter, my reimagining of a Scottish myth about the seasons and the gods who embody them. Like and repost to enter, winner will be selected at random on Friday, 22nd Nov. Open worldwide
November 18, 2024 at 9:55 AM
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Yes I am EXTREMELY anxious about [gestures widely].

Please do not bring it up casually if you don’t know me like that. I am running on fake vibes in polite settings
November 14, 2024 at 6:53 AM