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Hot Dog Afficianado
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2000 Man
New York is a fascinating place in some people's minds. Is it...

...a godless city controlled by a communist who wants you to wait in long, pre-assigned lines to do your grocery shopping?

..or are they wanting to create a giant eyecatching laser crucifix in one of the most highly trafficked spots?
just like long tortured discussions about pmarca posting memes of a journalist and sydney sweeney at the pope/journalists writing fan fic about people hyperventilating on bluesky/ppl arguing with grok over slop videos with 3 million views/govt agencies posting like mass shooters shit's wild
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The Ragana/Drowse stuff so far has been incredible.

"In Eternal Woods Pts. 2-3" will probably end up on my "favorite tracks of the year" list. I really love it. Ragana rules.
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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The real "Be a Man" track
Semi-annual reminder that Macho Man wrote a really sweet song with his brother Lanny Poffo about how much he missed his friend Mr. Perfect that explores grief, loss, and celebrating our friends in ways that we probably collectively could do more of.
My Perfect Friend
open.spotify.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Really debated getting a silly Empty Bottle tattoo. Then I saw it’s snowing. That’ll keep me on the couch for the day. Thanks, nature.
November 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
New Lyft experience unlocked.

Driver picked someone else up and went to take them to my house. Cool.
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The year is 2025.

I am watching two grown adult men who post content on the internet about snacks bicker about who copied who.

Even the good things in this world are exhausting.
November 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Just remembered the time at my last job when I convinced our COO that I didn’t believe apricots existed and that I thought it was a fake flavor created by the Smuckers Corporation.

After days of saying this to her, she brought me in apricots. I told her i still didn’t believe her. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Congrats to AEW for adding a 34th championship belt.
November 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Was gonna say, “Ok, groomer,” but really just want to say fuck this guy forever.
Eye roll, jerk off motion
November 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Hey y'all, who wants to go see Snocaps at Thalia Hall on Monday, December 1? I got an opera box and have a few seats so why not?
November 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Snocaps are playing their first ever shows at Thalia Hall on December 1 + 2.

The Empty Bottle doesn't have anything scheduled for Sunday, November 30.

Not sayin'/just sayin'...
November 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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🚨 JOIN @icirr.bsky.social at Border Patrol Chief Greg Bovino’s court hearing Wed, Nov 5th, 8:00 am at Jackson & Dearborn.

🪧 Greg Bovino has led the terror attacks against our communities here in Illinois. Protest outside Bovino’s court hearing & make clear that he + ICE + CBP aren’t welcome here!
November 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Shared this glowing piece with a friend over there who didn't realize Scotland had A Popeyes (let alone apparently EIGHT of them) before he reminded me that Scotland is the "OG awful food nation."

I love Scotland so much.
Scots have queued for 18 hours in Edinburgh at the opening of a new Popeyes store 👀
Scots queue for 18 hours for Scotland's newest Popeyes
www.thenational.scot
November 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Right by my old place. Motherfuuuuuuuck.
SB Lincoln at Ainslie
Heads up: 3-letter bitches are hassling North Center right now
November 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Just bought $100 worth of weed, candy, and tamales. I’m doing great.
November 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This is a reminder to not like sports. Sports suck.
November 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Man I hate the Dodgers
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Please don’t go 18 again.
Please don’t go 18 again.
Please don’t go 18 again.
Please don’t go 18 again.
Please don’t go 18 again.
Please don’t go 18 again.
Please don’t go 18 again.
Please don’t go 18 again.
Please don’t go 18 again.
Please don’t go 18 again.
Please don’t go 18 again.
Ple
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Oh no
November 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Hell yeah Boba Chet
November 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I had a kid, maybe like 13 or so, come up, look me in the eye and say “do you want a trick…or treat…because I have a real good trick…”

But he said it in a way that was so menacing that I just said NO, threw like 8 pieces of candy at him and sent him on his merry way.

Kids these days, man.
Little girl came round trick or treating in full costume and makeup. When I said "wow so scary what are you???" She just shrugged. Ok lol I'll just put the haribo in the bag
November 1, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Ahh fuck.
November 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
This game holy shit
November 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Ran out of candy after about 2.5 hours. Not our worst showing. Not our best.

Frankly I’m just glad we were slammed with trick or treaters and that kids were able to go enjoy the day.
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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it was never even a question in my mind that David Byrne would be on the right side of this shit
lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight
October 30, 2025 at 10:43 AM