Wizard of Loz
@wizardofloz77.bsky.social
World’s worst wizard
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Let me use my first post on here in a while to express how much I dislike winter.
I just went over on my back in the yard, trying to put the goats back in the barn shed.
Fuck freezing temperatures, fuck hideous winds, fuck snow, fuck ice, and fuck people who like this shit.
I just went over on my back in the yard, trying to put the goats back in the barn shed.
Fuck freezing temperatures, fuck hideous winds, fuck snow, fuck ice, and fuck people who like this shit.
January 27, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Let me use my first post on here in a while to express how much I dislike winter.
I just went over on my back in the yard, trying to put the goats back in the barn shed.
Fuck freezing temperatures, fuck hideous winds, fuck snow, fuck ice, and fuck people who like this shit.
I just went over on my back in the yard, trying to put the goats back in the barn shed.
Fuck freezing temperatures, fuck hideous winds, fuck snow, fuck ice, and fuck people who like this shit.
Seven years ago?
Surely you jest.
Surely you jest.
January 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Seven years ago?
Surely you jest.
Surely you jest.
The new-to-me album I’m listening to today is The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill by…well, Lauryn Hill.
Number 1 on Apple Music top 100 albums.
Number 1 on Apple Music top 100 albums.
January 16, 2025 at 11:45 AM
The new-to-me album I’m listening to today is The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill by…well, Lauryn Hill.
Number 1 on Apple Music top 100 albums.
Number 1 on Apple Music top 100 albums.
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"I don't need a bag."
December 29, 2024 at 2:44 PM
"I don't need a bag."
December 26, 2024 at 2:16 PM
All the Die Hard discourse has me thinking that maybe it’s time I reveal a deep secret.
Yes, I’ve seen it, it’s not that, if that’s what you were thinking.
It’s just that…
I kinda prefer Die Hard with a Vengeance over the first one.
For me, I rank the series:
3, 1, 4, 2, 5
#DieHard
Yes, I’ve seen it, it’s not that, if that’s what you were thinking.
It’s just that…
I kinda prefer Die Hard with a Vengeance over the first one.
For me, I rank the series:
3, 1, 4, 2, 5
#DieHard
December 25, 2024 at 1:08 PM
All the Die Hard discourse has me thinking that maybe it’s time I reveal a deep secret.
Yes, I’ve seen it, it’s not that, if that’s what you were thinking.
It’s just that…
I kinda prefer Die Hard with a Vengeance over the first one.
For me, I rank the series:
3, 1, 4, 2, 5
#DieHard
Yes, I’ve seen it, it’s not that, if that’s what you were thinking.
It’s just that…
I kinda prefer Die Hard with a Vengeance over the first one.
For me, I rank the series:
3, 1, 4, 2, 5
#DieHard
The only ability I want from a smart fridge is the ability to know that it’s 3am and all I need is a little low ambient light to see the drink I’m picking up.
I have sensitive eyes and I don’t need to be Doc Ock-ed with the POWER OF THE SUN!!…in the retina of my eye!
I have sensitive eyes and I don’t need to be Doc Ock-ed with the POWER OF THE SUN!!…in the retina of my eye!
December 24, 2024 at 1:04 PM
The only ability I want from a smart fridge is the ability to know that it’s 3am and all I need is a little low ambient light to see the drink I’m picking up.
I have sensitive eyes and I don’t need to be Doc Ock-ed with the POWER OF THE SUN!!…in the retina of my eye!
I have sensitive eyes and I don’t need to be Doc Ock-ed with the POWER OF THE SUN!!…in the retina of my eye!
I have 2 Alice in Wonderland dresses.
Do I need a third?
I don’t need it.
I don’t need it.
Do I need a third?
I don’t need it.
I don’t need it.
a cartoon of spongebob sitting at a picnic table with the words " i need it " above him
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob sitting at a picnic table with the words " i need it " above him
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December 17, 2024 at 11:28 PM
I have 2 Alice in Wonderland dresses.
Do I need a third?
I don’t need it.
I don’t need it.
Do I need a third?
I don’t need it.
I don’t need it.
I’m not interested in cocaine or heroin.
My addicting rush of choice is timing the serving of my wife’s dinner with her walking through the front door.
<glances at clock and shivers in anticipation>
My addicting rush of choice is timing the serving of my wife’s dinner with her walking through the front door.
<glances at clock and shivers in anticipation>
December 17, 2024 at 6:06 PM
I’m not interested in cocaine or heroin.
My addicting rush of choice is timing the serving of my wife’s dinner with her walking through the front door.
<glances at clock and shivers in anticipation>
My addicting rush of choice is timing the serving of my wife’s dinner with her walking through the front door.
<glances at clock and shivers in anticipation>
“I don’t care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree”
Bold of you to assume that they’re all for you, Mariah.
Bold of you to assume that they’re all for you, Mariah.
December 11, 2024 at 11:11 PM
“I don’t care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree”
Bold of you to assume that they’re all for you, Mariah.
Bold of you to assume that they’re all for you, Mariah.
Screen on dashboard:
KEEP HANDS ON STEERING WHEEL
Me:
I’m sorry, do you not hear Vogue on the stereo?!
KEEP HANDS ON STEERING WHEEL
Me:
I’m sorry, do you not hear Vogue on the stereo?!
December 11, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Screen on dashboard:
KEEP HANDS ON STEERING WHEEL
Me:
I’m sorry, do you not hear Vogue on the stereo?!
KEEP HANDS ON STEERING WHEEL
Me:
I’m sorry, do you not hear Vogue on the stereo?!
I don’t ask much, I just want to reside in a Miyazaki world.
A whimsical background character, the guy in the flowered dresses feeding his goats, who smiles and waves at the more interesting protagonists every time they run by on the way to their adventures.
A whimsical background character, the guy in the flowered dresses feeding his goats, who smiles and waves at the more interesting protagonists every time they run by on the way to their adventures.
December 9, 2024 at 6:33 PM
I don’t ask much, I just want to reside in a Miyazaki world.
A whimsical background character, the guy in the flowered dresses feeding his goats, who smiles and waves at the more interesting protagonists every time they run by on the way to their adventures.
A whimsical background character, the guy in the flowered dresses feeding his goats, who smiles and waves at the more interesting protagonists every time they run by on the way to their adventures.
Actual photo of me encountering American sliced bread for the first time.
“I don’t want this, I want large bread”
“I don’t want this, I want large bread”
December 7, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Actual photo of me encountering American sliced bread for the first time.
“I don’t want this, I want large bread”
“I don’t want this, I want large bread”
My favourite colour is blue and my wife’s is green.
So naturally, I have a green car, she has a blue one.
So naturally, I have a green car, she has a blue one.
December 7, 2024 at 4:46 AM
My favourite colour is blue and my wife’s is green.
So naturally, I have a green car, she has a blue one.
So naturally, I have a green car, she has a blue one.
Two goats and eleven chickens of differing breeds and sizes.
Making sure that everyone is safely in the barnshed at night is like doing an off kilter sound check.
1-2
1-2
1-2-3
1-2
1-2
1-2
#goatsofbluesky
#chickensofbluesky
Making sure that everyone is safely in the barnshed at night is like doing an off kilter sound check.
1-2
1-2
1-2-3
1-2
1-2
1-2
#goatsofbluesky
#chickensofbluesky
December 5, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Two goats and eleven chickens of differing breeds and sizes.
Making sure that everyone is safely in the barnshed at night is like doing an off kilter sound check.
1-2
1-2
1-2-3
1-2
1-2
1-2
#goatsofbluesky
#chickensofbluesky
Making sure that everyone is safely in the barnshed at night is like doing an off kilter sound check.
1-2
1-2
1-2-3
1-2
1-2
1-2
#goatsofbluesky
#chickensofbluesky
I hadn’t realised just how much I’d hyper fixated on “The Score” by The Fugees.
It is a good album though.
#AppleReplay
It is a good album though.
#AppleReplay
December 4, 2024 at 3:36 PM
I hadn’t realised just how much I’d hyper fixated on “The Score” by The Fugees.
It is a good album though.
#AppleReplay
It is a good album though.
#AppleReplay
Cashier: Would you like to round up for the food bank?
Me: I’m thinking of a number, is it odd or even?
Cashier: Umm
Me: I’m thinking of a number, is it odd or even?
Cashier: Umm
December 3, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Cashier: Would you like to round up for the food bank?
Me: I’m thinking of a number, is it odd or even?
Cashier: Umm
Me: I’m thinking of a number, is it odd or even?
Cashier: Umm
December 3, 2024 at 4:50 AM
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Can I offer you some kitty snores in this trying time?
December 1, 2024 at 5:31 AM
Can I offer you some kitty snores in this trying time?
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wouldst thou like healthcare
November 29, 2024 at 11:16 PM
wouldst thou like healthcare
Nearly a quarter of a way into the 21st century and we still don’t have a urinal design that prevents splashback.
We’ve stalled as a species.
We’ve stalled as a species.
November 29, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Nearly a quarter of a way into the 21st century and we still don’t have a urinal design that prevents splashback.
We’ve stalled as a species.
We’ve stalled as a species.
The Christmas song ramp-up at work, throwing them in intermittently here and there.
Testing us.
Do you hear what we hear?
Testing us.
Do you hear what we hear?
November 29, 2024 at 1:54 PM
The Christmas song ramp-up at work, throwing them in intermittently here and there.
Testing us.
Do you hear what we hear?
Testing us.
Do you hear what we hear?
Getting older, there’s a dreaded graph crossover point between the speed that one can safely move at and the urgency with which one might need the bathroom.
November 29, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Getting older, there’s a dreaded graph crossover point between the speed that one can safely move at and the urgency with which one might need the bathroom.