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Wizard of Loz
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I zoomed in a little closer.
March 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Rocky the rooster.

To quote Ash from Alien:
“You still don’t understand what you’re dealing with, do you?
The perfect organism.
Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility”

#rooster #chicken
Rocky the rooster giving side eye
January 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
wizardofloz77.bsky.social
Seven years ago?
Surely you jest.
January 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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The new-to-me album I’m listening to today is The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill by…well, Lauryn Hill.

Number 1 on Apple Music top 100 albums.
January 16, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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The new-to-me album I’m listening to today is “Body Talk” by Robyn.
Verdict: Absolutely fantastic. Right in my wheelhouse.

Album 100 of the Apple Music top 100 albums.
#Robyn #BodyTalk
Screenshot of Apple Music playing Body Talk by Robyn.
January 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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December 13, 2024 at 4:49 PM
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Actual photo of me encountering American sliced bread for the first time.

“I don’t want this, I want large bread”
December 7, 2024 at 9:46 PM
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I hadn’t realised just how much I’d hyper fixated on “The Score” by The Fugees.
It is a good album though.
#AppleReplay
December 4, 2024 at 3:36 PM
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Eh, that would be roughly when it was brought back up…
December 3, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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Flashback to three months ago and the first instance of goat vandalism to happen to my poor car - Victor ate the Big Bend side trim badges. Now it looks so bare. #broncosport #goatlife
A side trim badge on a Ford Bronco Sport that has been damaged by a goat attempting to eat it off. The side of a Ford Bronco Sport that is missing the side trim badges because they’ve been eaten off by a goat.
November 26, 2024 at 2:23 PM
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Still not regretting my new wheels.
#broncosport #sparco
Green Ford Bronco Sport with gold wheels.
November 25, 2024 at 2:10 AM
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When you don’t have a care in the world…
A serene cat loafing
November 22, 2024 at 7:22 PM
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Forehead, across the eyelid itself, and down under the eye.
Thanks a lot, Mister.
Sad guy with a cut on his forehead, his eyelid, and under the eye, inflicted by cat during zoomies.
November 20, 2024 at 10:46 PM
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Instantly inserted itself into my top 3 movies of all time and yes, multiple viewings are 100% essential.
I had to share my love for it with everyone else…
Green Ford Bronco Sport with the vanity plate JBU 2PKI [Jobu Tupaki]
November 20, 2024 at 1:44 AM
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That himbo Zsaszzy boy.
No, it’s not Maybelline, he was born with it.
And by “it”, I mean 100% looks, 0% brains.
A gorgeous but unbelievably stupid Nubian goat looks up into the camera.
November 19, 2024 at 5:55 PM
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A highly crucial first post:
Perssi & Punkin,
mother & daughter
November 19, 2024 at 1:54 PM