Henry 'Plan' Eliot
@withoutplan.bsky.social
MTG rules person, MLS stats lover, over-serious in pub leagues.
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If we just paid people enough to survive we could avoid this performative bullshit.
Poverty is the cause of crime. Full stop.
Poverty is the cause of crime. Full stop.
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
If we just paid people enough to survive we could avoid this performative bullshit.
Poverty is the cause of crime. Full stop.
Poverty is the cause of crime. Full stop.
I'm honestly impressed the "AI will destroy us all" theory is coming true but in Old and Unexciting ways!
I guess AI truly can't create anything new.
I guess AI truly can't create anything new.
WSJ: “.. If the AI market blows up, the blast radius would be wide, hitting not only Wall Street firms, but also pensions, mutual and exchange-traded funds and individual investors, because of how debt is often sliced and resold across the financial landscape.”
@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/finance/inve...
@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/finance/inve...
November 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I'm honestly impressed the "AI will destroy us all" theory is coming true but in Old and Unexciting ways!
I guess AI truly can't create anything new.
I guess AI truly can't create anything new.
Me, whispering to my sleeping cat Binkus:
"...are YOU winning, son?"
"...are YOU winning, son?"
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Me, whispering to my sleeping cat Binkus:
"...are YOU winning, son?"
"...are YOU winning, son?"
With the San Diego advancement tonight, we now only have TWO teams in the MLS playoffs who have previously won the cup!
Everybody ready for the LAFC - NYCFC finals?
Everybody ready for the LAFC - NYCFC finals?
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
With the San Diego advancement tonight, we now only have TWO teams in the MLS playoffs who have previously won the cup!
Everybody ready for the LAFC - NYCFC finals?
Everybody ready for the LAFC - NYCFC finals?
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David Rodríguez with an incredible bicycle kick goal to level the game for Ottawa
November 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
David Rodríguez with an incredible bicycle kick goal to level the game for Ottawa
My two big questions for Seattle Sounders going into the offseason (and man that sucks to write)
- What is our DP situation going to become? Arguably we played this season with 1.5 DP's on average.
- Can anything meaningful happen before we know the fate of Vargas? How long can we wait?
#EBFG
- What is our DP situation going to become? Arguably we played this season with 1.5 DP's on average.
- Can anything meaningful happen before we know the fate of Vargas? How long can we wait?
#EBFG
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
My two big questions for Seattle Sounders going into the offseason (and man that sucks to write)
- What is our DP situation going to become? Arguably we played this season with 1.5 DP's on average.
- Can anything meaningful happen before we know the fate of Vargas? How long can we wait?
#EBFG
- What is our DP situation going to become? Arguably we played this season with 1.5 DP's on average.
- Can anything meaningful happen before we know the fate of Vargas? How long can we wait?
#EBFG
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If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)
November 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)
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The MLSPA has released their latest salary update, and we've got a full picture of how teams allocate their salary budget.
Inter Miami spend a whopping 72% of their budget on their three DPs, who earn more than every other MLS club's entire roster combined.
Inter Miami spend a whopping 72% of their budget on their three DPs, who earn more than every other MLS club's entire roster combined.
October 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The MLSPA has released their latest salary update, and we've got a full picture of how teams allocate their salary budget.
Inter Miami spend a whopping 72% of their budget on their three DPs, who earn more than every other MLS club's entire roster combined.
Inter Miami spend a whopping 72% of their budget on their three DPs, who earn more than every other MLS club's entire roster combined.
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Geno got someone on the bench raptured with that grand slam
October 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Geno got someone on the bench raptured with that grand slam
If I say something like "this dude ate too many hotdogs, now I can justifiably stab him"
The correct response isn't "how many hot dogs is too many?"
The correct response is "what the hell are you talking about?"
Nothing justifies these actions.
The correct response isn't "how many hot dogs is too many?"
The correct response is "what the hell are you talking about?"
Nothing justifies these actions.
By using the “how bad is crime in Seattle, anyway” is fully ceding Trump’s premise. The reality is that crime could be totally out of control but sending in the Army still isn’t justified.
I really wish media covering Trump's invasion of US cities would step away from this "Trump wants to fight crime, but how bad is it really?" framing. They obviously don't give a shit about local crime, but this manufactured narrative dominates all the coverage.
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
October 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
If I say something like "this dude ate too many hotdogs, now I can justifiably stab him"
The correct response isn't "how many hot dogs is too many?"
The correct response is "what the hell are you talking about?"
Nothing justifies these actions.
The correct response isn't "how many hot dogs is too many?"
The correct response is "what the hell are you talking about?"
Nothing justifies these actions.
No matter what the team is, if I support you or not,
I will ALWAYS celebrate breaking a playoff drought!!
I will ALWAYS celebrate breaking a playoff drought!!
October 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
No matter what the team is, if I support you or not,
I will ALWAYS celebrate breaking a playoff drought!!
I will ALWAYS celebrate breaking a playoff drought!!
My Spotify mix has gained sentience
September 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
My Spotify mix has gained sentience
Trying to get back in to magic today, and I found why it's been a struggle. That's FOUR THOUSAND NEW CARDS in the past two years??
September 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Trying to get back in to magic today, and I found why it's been a struggle. That's FOUR THOUSAND NEW CARDS in the past two years??
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My Bluetooth earbuds died the other day....what does bsky recommend?
September 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
My Bluetooth earbuds died the other day....what does bsky recommend?
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Pretty sure this is the moment Brian Schmetzer realized he made North American soccer history 👑⚽️🇺🇸
#soundersfc #leaguescup
#soundersfc #leaguescup
September 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Pretty sure this is the moment Brian Schmetzer realized he made North American soccer history 👑⚽️🇺🇸
#soundersfc #leaguescup
#soundersfc #leaguescup
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Ooh nice 47 trophies Messi. Nice ballon d'ors. You're in kick it to the big fella zone now mf
September 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Ooh nice 47 trophies Messi. Nice ballon d'ors. You're in kick it to the big fella zone now mf
I'm saying, the Sounders are cursed to only have one hot striker at any time.
Morris was hot, which is why Heber and early Musovski struggled. The Morris got injured, and Musovski gained the 'good striker' gene and Ferreria struggled.
Now it's being passed between Danny and DeRo
Morris was hot, which is why Heber and early Musovski struggled. The Morris got injured, and Musovski gained the 'good striker' gene and Ferreria struggled.
Now it's being passed between Danny and DeRo
Like Musovski and Morris before him I am concerned that De Rosario is BAD AT FINISHING
August 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I'm saying, the Sounders are cursed to only have one hot striker at any time.
Morris was hot, which is why Heber and early Musovski struggled. The Morris got injured, and Musovski gained the 'good striker' gene and Ferreria struggled.
Now it's being passed between Danny and DeRo
Morris was hot, which is why Heber and early Musovski struggled. The Morris got injured, and Musovski gained the 'good striker' gene and Ferreria struggled.
Now it's being passed between Danny and DeRo
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Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
August 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
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JESS FISHLOCK SCORES AT WALES’ FIRST EVER MAJOR TOURNAMENT!!!!!! 🏴
July 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
JESS FISHLOCK SCORES AT WALES’ FIRST EVER MAJOR TOURNAMENT!!!!!! 🏴
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Still trying to figure out what happened at the end of the game 😜
but I’m incredibly grateful to all the staff that looked after me and happy to be back home resting now.
What resonates is all the messages, calls, and love I’ve received from so many of you.
but I’m incredibly grateful to all the staff that looked after me and happy to be back home resting now.
What resonates is all the messages, calls, and love I’ve received from so many of you.
July 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Still trying to figure out what happened at the end of the game 😜
but I’m incredibly grateful to all the staff that looked after me and happy to be back home resting now.
What resonates is all the messages, calls, and love I’ve received from so many of you.
but I’m incredibly grateful to all the staff that looked after me and happy to be back home resting now.
What resonates is all the messages, calls, and love I’ve received from so many of you.
