Henry 'Plan' Eliot
@withoutplan.bsky.social
MTG rules person, MLS stats lover, over-serious in pub leagues.
The Seattle Sounders INVENTED biblical accuracy
November 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The Seattle Sounders INVENTED biblical accuracy
Bluesky HAS to fix this weird ass cutting of posts mid-sentence
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Bluesky HAS to fix this weird ass cutting of posts mid-sentence
Haven't read yet, but so ready for Seattle to take their rightful title of "Top of tier 2 // Bottom of tier 1" as is their design and destiny
October 19, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Haven't read yet, but so ready for Seattle to take their rightful title of "Top of tier 2 // Bottom of tier 1" as is their design and destiny
Uhhh uh uh
Enter Sandman...
Holy Diver...
Peace Sells?
I think I fucking nailed it
Enter Sandman...
Holy Diver...
Peace Sells?
I think I fucking nailed it
October 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Uhhh uh uh
Enter Sandman...
Holy Diver...
Peace Sells?
I think I fucking nailed it
Enter Sandman...
Holy Diver...
Peace Sells?
I think I fucking nailed it
I actually think this is a Gelatinous Cube situation!
Those aren't the avocado's bones; those are the bones of its last meal
Those aren't the avocado's bones; those are the bones of its last meal
October 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I actually think this is a Gelatinous Cube situation!
Those aren't the avocado's bones; those are the bones of its last meal
Those aren't the avocado's bones; those are the bones of its last meal
Posting this within half an hour of Agyemang scoring his first for Derby
That's called brand synergy right there!
That's called brand synergy right there!
October 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Posting this within half an hour of Agyemang scoring his first for Derby
That's called brand synergy right there!
That's called brand synergy right there!
How many of our three strikers do you think we're starting next season with still on our roster?
Feels like Danny and Osaze are showing too much talent to both end back up as Morris's shadow
Feels like Danny and Osaze are showing too much talent to both end back up as Morris's shadow
September 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
How many of our three strikers do you think we're starting next season with still on our roster?
Feels like Danny and Osaze are showing too much talent to both end back up as Morris's shadow
Feels like Danny and Osaze are showing too much talent to both end back up as Morris's shadow
Oh damn he was *open* open
September 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Oh damn he was *open* open
Magic the Gathering, friend, this is too many!
September 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Magic the Gathering, friend, this is too many!