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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach)
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Dave Matthews - quizzing, TV, comedy, food, probably too much politics, LGBT+, hoping this is better than X. Dad jokes are the author's own. He/him.
How long before JD Vance tells us all antibiotics are useless?
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Blåhaj!
November 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
No surprise after Budgie was named in the Epstein files
Bad news kids: budgie the little helicopter has crashed.
Sarah Ferguson's new book withdrawn from sale, says Nielsen
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Just seen Matt Allwright having breakfast in a Premier Inn, so watch out Rogue Traders of Darlington
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 AM
My uncle asked how the snooker match went when I had the temerity to wear a waistcoat to my sister's wedding
I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.

All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.

Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
How am I only learning today that Mayim Bialik off of Big Bang Theory and (briefly) Jeopardy was Blossom on Blossom?
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Tempted to tune in to the ITV News at 6:30 for 30 minutes of laughing that they're not being sued by Donald Trump
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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If you can’t open this post, here’s what it says…

Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS) is a challenging condition that affects millions of people, but it's important to talk about how ovarian cancer symptoms can be mistaken for IBS.

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I’m gonna be banging on a bit about ovarian cancer symptoms again, but this is important. Here’s a Facebook post from Target Ovarian Cancer about how similar the symptoms are to IBS. This was my experience this summer.
www.facebook.com/share/p/1Bag...
Redirecting...
www.facebook.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Has to be one of these two surely.
November 7, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Perfect for playing Tinkle Tinkle Little Star
a bathroom piano
am i horrified or do i need one
November 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Why is Ed Gamble dressed as a geography teacher? #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Of course the real winner of The Traitors is Celia Imrie's agent.
November 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Ahead of Celebrity Traitors, let's remember when Nick Mohammed's son was on Cats Does Countdown doing an astonishing memory trick and Nick basically burst with pride. www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9mK...
Mr Swallow and Master Swallow Perform Magic
YouTube video by Behind the Page: The Eli Marks Podcast
www.youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Yes, yes, everyone's boring on about the Sam Mendes Beatles films, but Piggy: the biopic is what we all want to see.
November 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I see your Mum is advertising her services in train stations in London
November 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Fun fact, coming to every pub quiz near you next week

BBC News - Barcelona's Sagrada Família becomes world's tallest church
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Barcelona's Sagrada Familia basilica becomes world's tallest church
The Gaudí-designed architectural marvel now stands at an impressive 162.91 metres.
www.bbc.com
October 31, 2025 at 8:53 AM
The Queen is dead 😭 #celebritytraitors
October 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Surprise bonus banishment tonight. Shouldnt be living in a fucking palace with staff and a police corden at taxpayer expense though.

BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn...
Andrew stripped of Prince title and will move out of Royal Lodge - BBC News
Andrew stripped of Prince title and will move out of Royal Lodge
He will now be known as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor - Buckingham Palace says
www.bbc.co.uk
October 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Can't we just cancel the news? #DinnerParty #CelebrityTraitors
the news is on at 22.05 btw
October 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Always beware the dinner party #CelebrityTraitors
October 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Is that a BUS for Mr Ross? #CelebrityTraitors
October 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I wanted to see Celia cross the bridge :( #celebritytraitors
October 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Fun fact: Ireland has had as many Presidents born in Dublin as were born in Belfast, London, or New York
it probably isn't great that's literally the only thing I know about Mary McAleese
October 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
No surprise that he's the Prince of grift. Pack him off to a terraced council house in the Falklands, give him his state pension and forget about him.

BBC News - Prince Andrew paid by businessman tied to pension rip-off company
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Prince Andrew took money from firm linked to ripped-off pensioners
The King's brother was paid thousands by a businessman linked to a wealth management firm which ripped off pension savers.
www.bbc.com
October 24, 2025 at 11:04 AM