Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach)
@wiltonspinach.bsky.social
Dave Matthews - quizzing, TV, comedy, food, probably too much politics, LGBT+, hoping this is better than X. Dad jokes are the author's own. He/him.
Oh, she had "Out in Week 2 having been paired with Anton" written all over her
November 16, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Oh, she had "Out in Week 2 having been paired with Anton" written all over her
At least with Theresa May, you knew she wanted to get on Strictly after she stopped being PM
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 AM
At least with Theresa May, you knew she wanted to get on Strictly after she stopped being PM
My mother has expressed her concern in recent weeks that I use LNER trains for worj, to which I respond "tell me again about when you dodged bullets walking home from work in the 1970s in Belfast?"
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
My mother has expressed her concern in recent weeks that I use LNER trains for worj, to which I respond "tell me again about when you dodged bullets walking home from work in the 1970s in Belfast?"
If a was Greggggg Wallace, the one word I wouldn't use to describe the sale of something I was hawking...
...is 'flash'
...is 'flash'
November 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
If a was Greggggg Wallace, the one word I wouldn't use to describe the sale of something I was hawking...
...is 'flash'
...is 'flash'
The Pyramid stage = display of Toblerones
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 AM
The Pyramid stage = display of Toblerones
When the BBC Director General's away...
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 AM
When the BBC Director General's away...
Hats off to Victoria. It was a great idea for Only Connect to share their filming budget with the Secret Hotel.
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Hats off to Victoria. It was a great idea for Only Connect to share their filming budget with the Secret Hotel.
All we're missing for the full house is the phrase "no representatives from the BBC were available for comment"
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 AM
All we're missing for the full house is the phrase "no representatives from the BBC were available for comment"
I can see them finish leg 6 before the rest finish leg 5 (leg 4 for Dyland and Jackie)
November 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I can see them finish leg 6 before the rest finish leg 5 (leg 4 for Dyland and Jackie)
Are you rotating?
November 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Are you rotating?