Blake Williger
@williger.bsky.social
I’m just here to talk about the Chicago White Sox (who I don’t wanna talk about, okay?)
BREAKING: A hip.
Mitch McConnell spotted in a wheelchair after falling not once but twice today
February 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
BREAKING: A hip.
How many days should it take me to eat a box of Samoa Girl Scout cookies? Is 31 minutes too quick?
February 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
How many days should it take me to eat a box of Samoa Girl Scout cookies? Is 31 minutes too quick?
Reposted by Blake Williger
"What should we make electric cars sound like?"
"A choir of wailing ghosts."
*everyone laughs*
"Okay, but really, guys."
*nine hours later*
"So we're going with the choir of wailing ghosts?"
"A choir of wailing ghosts."
*everyone laughs*
"Okay, but really, guys."
*nine hours later*
"So we're going with the choir of wailing ghosts?"
January 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
"What should we make electric cars sound like?"
"A choir of wailing ghosts."
*everyone laughs*
"Okay, but really, guys."
*nine hours later*
"So we're going with the choir of wailing ghosts?"
"A choir of wailing ghosts."
*everyone laughs*
"Okay, but really, guys."
*nine hours later*
"So we're going with the choir of wailing ghosts?"
The “how does Jennifer…” Google suggestions actually got me to where I wanted to go.
January 14, 2025 at 6:18 AM
The “how does Jennifer…” Google suggestions actually got me to where I wanted to go.
Reposted by Blake Williger
It’s that time again! The ornament on my mother-in-law’s tree that I thought for years was a surfing baby Jesus.
December 23, 2024 at 5:04 PM
It’s that time again! The ornament on my mother-in-law’s tree that I thought for years was a surfing baby Jesus.
Welcome to Bluesky. We have rules here:
1. Close your eyes
2. Make a wish
3. Blow out the candlelight
4. Tonight is just your night, we’re gonna celebrate
1. Close your eyes
2. Make a wish
3. Blow out the candlelight
4. Tonight is just your night, we’re gonna celebrate
Welcome to Bluesky. We have rules here:
1. 'Cause you can't
2. You won't
3. And you don't stop
4. Rock the sure shot
1. 'Cause you can't
2. You won't
3. And you don't stop
4. Rock the sure shot
Welcome to Bluesky. We have rules here:
1. Nothing wrong with me
2. Nothing wrong with me
3. Nothing wrong with me
4. Nothing wrong with me
1. Nothing wrong with me
2. Nothing wrong with me
3. Nothing wrong with me
4. Nothing wrong with me
December 19, 2024 at 5:55 AM
Welcome to Bluesky. We have rules here:
1. Close your eyes
2. Make a wish
3. Blow out the candlelight
4. Tonight is just your night, we’re gonna celebrate
1. Close your eyes
2. Make a wish
3. Blow out the candlelight
4. Tonight is just your night, we’re gonna celebrate
Nobody in a movie or TV show has ever stopped to tie their shoes.
December 1, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Nobody in a movie or TV show has ever stopped to tie their shoes.
But now you know what to say when someone asks.
Ghostbusters gave me unrealistic expectations about the frequency with which I’d be asked if I am a god.
Gillian’s Island gave me unrealistic expectations about the possibility of dying in quicksand…
November 29, 2024 at 4:49 AM
But now you know what to say when someone asks.
Imagine Dorothy time-traveling to 2024 and seeing that characters from her concussion dream are now the lead characters in the #1 movie.
November 24, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Imagine Dorothy time-traveling to 2024 and seeing that characters from her concussion dream are now the lead characters in the #1 movie.
I’m here for MLB hot stove news and also to post jokes I don’t really believe in, but need to get out of my head.
November 13, 2024 at 6:39 PM
I’m here for MLB hot stove news and also to post jokes I don’t really believe in, but need to get out of my head.