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Will Hayward
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The oldest youth in the world. A Paragon of Maturation. Obligatory RT Endorsement boilerplate He/Him Profile pic by @nickeldoodle.bsky.social
As you can see from this chart of a number that means very little on its own vs. one I made up, you can see my personal politics are the only way to save the democratic party
Jake, what is happening on twitter dot com??

I could have sworn the #numbers guys used to have a little more heft…
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
It's chuds who scream about the death of masculinity who turn out to have none of the skills we're supposed to have, but all of the ego.
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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After more than 3 YEARS on strike facing relentless union busting, @pghguild.com members at the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette have won!

This is a testament to the power that working people have when we stand in solidarity with each other.
aflcio.org/press/releas...
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Dick Cheney taught a generation it's ok to be weird. And off-putting. And a ghoul obsessed with money and power.
November 4, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto
November 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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baseball will be central to reestablishing liberal democracy
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
That home run was the last thing the Blue Jays wanted to see
November 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Good news: I finally found where I had heard a riff in a different song from.

Bad news: It was from Blue Monday? How did I forget a major part of Blue Monday??
October 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Gonna need more NJ politics/ data nerds to get on here so I can get the good Early Vote/ VBM breakdowns without going on twitter.
October 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Never forget David Brooks spending $78 on a meal at an airport.
October 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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CHOTINER: So this movie, you already had it on bluray?
ME: That's correct.
CHOTINER: And you've bought it again.
ME: Not exactly. I bought a 4K bluray of it.
CHOTINER: Superior?
ME: Yes.
CHOTINER: Perceptibly superior?
ME: The resolution is...look, on an OLED-
CHOTINER: Do you have an OLED?
October 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Unintentionally ended up at a bar trivia night for Lockheed Martin employees and the questions were like "Who was Alexander the Great" and "What is the first episode of a TV show called?" A whole section was about songs from Disney movies.
October 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Corinth, NY
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
October 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Wake up babe, a new way to confess dropped
October 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Man it would be cool if the New York Yankees could play Baseball
October 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Burned microwave popcorn is incredible and I cannot be dissuaded from this.
What foods do you love that you fully acknowledge make you a pervert for loving them?
October 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
BIRDS OF A FEATHER TOUR. Come on guys, this sells itself.
October 3, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Oh it's going to be that kind of Yankee game
October 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Alright I'm tired of being stupid, does anyone have a good book on Understanding The Economy?
We've cut 125 bps in the past 12 months and markets are pricing 100% chance of two more cuts in the next 3 months, while 10y BEI is 2.4%. Pretty wild stuff when core PCE has been above target for 18 straight quarters and 20 seems to be a lock.
September 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Magic Eraser on the Pixel is really something. I took the first picture as I was walking into the Adirondack Balloon Festival and couldn't line it up to take that light out of the shot. I just circled it on my phone and it took it out.
September 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
In the John Wick universe do you think certain night clubs are considered more or less likely to have shootouts/ assassinations occur in them on any given night? Would that make the club more or less attractive?
September 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It's a small thing but I'm really proud of how I improved on when to use ser and estar in Spanish. These are the results of the first and last sections of this lesson.
September 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Friday at last…
September 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM