Widgett Walls
@widgettwalls.com
Writer of a novel, a book of poetry, three short story collections, and several grocery lists. Voice of Tao of Seneca. DJ at Louder Than War Radio. Cautionary tale to all people.
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Widgett Walls
@widgettwalls.com
· Feb 9
Listen to Kevin McCarthy. And let's just skip to the part where everybody worth a damn wakes up and decides they've had enough of this shit.
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There is no route out of the maze. The maze shifts as you move through it, because it is alive.”
Philip K. Dick
Philip K. Dick
February 11, 2026 at 8:34 AM
There is no route out of the maze. The maze shifts as you move through it, because it is alive.”
Philip K. Dick
Philip K. Dick
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Things: Damn the Mail www.needcoffee.com/2026/01/23/t...
January 24, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Things: Damn the Mail www.needcoffee.com/2026/01/23/t...
The Kouncil of Reeds www.needcoffee.com/2026/01/14/c...
January 15, 2026 at 1:13 AM
The Kouncil of Reeds www.needcoffee.com/2026/01/14/c...
It absolutely stuck the landing. It's really easy to have that flavor of "defeat the villain" (vague for spoilers) ending just seem like a cop out. But the way you executed it, it made total sense and fit perfectly. Thanks for that.
January 14, 2026 at 9:24 PM
It absolutely stuck the landing. It's really easy to have that flavor of "defeat the villain" (vague for spoilers) ending just seem like a cop out. But the way you executed it, it made total sense and fit perfectly. Thanks for that.
James Hoffmann and an anthropomorphic coffee bean take a voyage through the human body to answer the mystery of why coffee makes you really want to visit the throne room.
www.needcoffee.com/2026/01/13/c...
www.needcoffee.com/2026/01/13/c...
January 13, 2026 at 7:59 PM
James Hoffmann and an anthropomorphic coffee bean take a voyage through the human body to answer the mystery of why coffee makes you really want to visit the throne room.
www.needcoffee.com/2026/01/13/c...
www.needcoffee.com/2026/01/13/c...
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“Life has many ways of testing a person’s will – either by having nothing happen at all, or by having everything happen at once.”
Paulo Coelho
Paulo Coelho
January 10, 2026 at 11:31 AM
“Life has many ways of testing a person’s will – either by having nothing happen at all, or by having everything happen at once.”
Paulo Coelho
Paulo Coelho
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What’s the Best Music of 2025? www.needcoffee.com/2026/01/05/b...
January 6, 2026 at 1:14 AM
What’s the Best Music of 2025? www.needcoffee.com/2026/01/05/b...
Stephen Miller has no shadow because he is merely the part of a bollock of Nyarlathotep visible in our dimension.
December 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Stephen Miller has no shadow because he is merely the part of a bollock of Nyarlathotep visible in our dimension.
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Here's an idea: Rob Reiner's daughters should sue Trump for $20 billion dollars (evidently Trump's favorite number) for slander, defamation, inciting violence, and intentional infliction of emotional distress.
December 16, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Here's an idea: Rob Reiner's daughters should sue Trump for $20 billion dollars (evidently Trump's favorite number) for slander, defamation, inciting violence, and intentional infliction of emotional distress.
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If by “winning” he means “getting the atheists to think I’m a jackass” then yes, as an atheist, I can confirm he is victorious.
December 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
If by “winning” he means “getting the atheists to think I’m a jackass” then yes, as an atheist, I can confirm he is victorious.
The dog in Richard’s avatar is saying “Don’t…don’t do it…”
December 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The dog in Richard’s avatar is saying “Don’t…don’t do it…”
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No way in hell we’re getting our security deposit back.
December 9, 2025 at 6:51 AM
No way in hell we’re getting our security deposit back.
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December 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The mildest giallo ever made.
December 9, 2025 at 6:38 AM
The mildest giallo ever made.
Rubro: Rooibos Iced Tea – Review www.needcoffee.com/2025/12/02/r...
December 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Rubro: Rooibos Iced Tea – Review www.needcoffee.com/2025/12/02/r...
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
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"The materials you authored from sixth through eighth grade are now free and available to the populace (everyone) for adaptation, publication, or general enjoyment."
We Regret to Inform You That Your Middle School Diary Has Lapsed into the Public Domain
This letter is to inform you (the author) that your intellectual property (middle school diary) has officially entered the public domain due to you...
buff.ly
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
"The materials you authored from sixth through eighth grade are now free and available to the populace (everyone) for adaptation, publication, or general enjoyment."
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Okay, Ezra is confirming that he's hearing D senators are actually plotting to cave to Trump and end the shutdown WITHOUT any extension of the ACA, just a promise of a vote later down the line.
Call your senators, friends, NOW, and tell them NO DEAL without ACA funding!
Find them here: reps.fyi
Call your senators, friends, NOW, and tell them NO DEAL without ACA funding!
Find them here: reps.fyi
yep
November 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Okay, Ezra is confirming that he's hearing D senators are actually plotting to cave to Trump and end the shutdown WITHOUT any extension of the ACA, just a promise of a vote later down the line.
Call your senators, friends, NOW, and tell them NO DEAL without ACA funding!
Find them here: reps.fyi
Call your senators, friends, NOW, and tell them NO DEAL without ACA funding!
Find them here: reps.fyi