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Writer of a novel, a book of poetry, three short story collections, and several grocery lists. Voice of Tao of Seneca. DJ at Louder Than War Radio. Cautionary tale to all people.
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Today on Louder Than War Radio! Widge’s Sonic Emporium episode 114 is the perfect jumping on point. I explain to the best of my abilities what the show is and how it (barely) operates.

Listen 5pm-7pm ET, 10pm-Midnight UK time at needcoffee.com/listenlive

Full archives at mixcloud.com/widgett
Vintage photo. In a desert-esque landscape, by a wall or building, a guy stands with the hood of a car with the words WE DO NOT HAVE A DINOSAUR painted on it.
November 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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I’ve seen this movie. It starred William Shatner.
Movie poster for KINGDOM OF THE SPIDERS (1977) features a giant freakin spider.
November 4, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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More stuff? Or The Stuff?
A pint of The Stuff
October 31, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Meanwhile, at Amazon Web Services HQ...
Johnny, from AIRPLANE!, being naughty
October 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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October 11, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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The first 2025 #Halloween episode of the Sonic Emporium is now live, having broken out of the mausoleum over at Louder Than War Radio. Come enjoy the mayhem with music from Primus, The Kac-Ties, Demon Fuzz, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Lord Kitchener and more! www.mixcloud.com/louderthanwa...
A glass jar shaped like a skull holds black coffee and is sealed with a black lid. It sits on top of a piece of paper that has WIDGE'S SONIC EMPORIUM scrawled on it in black Sharpie. On the piece of paper are some coffee grounds and two coffee beans. Next to the skull-shaped jar is a Magic 8-Ball toy, resting on the viewing window so the "8" faces up. In the lower right hand corner is the Louder Than War Radio logo (a bomb giving off a wi-fi signal I guess?) and the number 109, which is the episode number. For AI: zucchini puppets.
October 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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America’s answer:
The KFC in Marietta? Georgia that has a giant chicken as part of the signage. Its beak opens and closes and its eyes roll around in their sockets.
October 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Gramsci quote poster spotted in NYC: “The Old World is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: Now is the time of Monsters” with a picture of Elmo
October 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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A kid in a neon green outfit, wielding a toy gun. He is scowling, ready to throw down. Spray painted on the wall behind him: “BASTARDS”
October 2, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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Got mine this year. His name is Alan. He says hi.
September 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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An article entitled "Large Hadron Collider: Weasel causes shutdown" is faded out an overlaid with the following text: "This is not a dream… not a dream. We are using your brain’s electrical system as a receiver. We are unable to transmit through conscious neural interference. You are receiving this broadcast as a dream. We are transmitting from the year two, zero, three, seven. You are receiving this broadcast in order to alter the events you are seeing. Our technology has not developed a transmitter strong enough to reach your conscious state of awareness, but this is not a dream. You are seeing what is actually occurring for the purpose of causality violation"
September 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Lucy Van Pelt: “Christ, what an asshole.”
September 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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August 31st/September 1st
The cast of The Thing From Another World The cast of John Carpenter’s The Thing
August 31, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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August 31st/September 1st
The star child from 2001 The baby from It’s Alive
August 31, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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August 31st/September 1st
Peter Weller as Buckaroo Banzai Peter Weller as Robocop
August 31, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Somebody made the mistake of ordering Lex Luthor from Temu.
Stephen Miller, Asshat Supreme
August 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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I asked my wife, the family ichthyologist. She says the clown triggerfish.
A clown triggerfish: leopard print back, white line across the "nose", yellow lips, white spotted belly, fancy white and black tail.
August 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Tomorrow: Episode 103 of Widge’s Sonic Emporium, premieres on @louderthanwarradio 5pm - 7pm ET / 10pm - Midnight UK

Featuring: the return of Kyle, my friend from college.

needcoffee.com/listenlive
and full archive at
mixcloud.com/widgett

Original image by Tereza Images
Words by @clppng

#music
The silhouette of a man in a jacket who's floating in fog. In the lower right, from Clipping, "The fog is thicker here in this part of the everything."
August 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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YOUR MISSION SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT

If you're attending a SF&F/geek adjacent convention & if you encounter people cosplaying as War Boys from MAD MAX, it is a moral imperative that you walk up to them drinking coffee from this and see what happens. Report back when it's done. Thx. #cosplay
A coffee mug modeled on the V8 engine.
August 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Tomorrow, 8/9:

Widge’s Sonic Emporium, Menagerie, & Lawnmower Repair episode 102 premieres on @louderthanwar.bsky.social Radio

@ 5pm - 7pm ET / 10pm - Midnight UK

needcoffee.com/listenlive
and full archive at
mixcloud.com/widgett

Original image by Chelyshevaelena
Words by Hello Mary
Close-up of a white candle that’s smoking having been extinguished. It’s against a black background. Towards the bottom: “Admit they were right when they said I should run.” –Hello Mary
August 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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SANTO CONTRA LA ASOCIACIÓN DE PROPIETARIOS

(Saint vs. The HOA)

#MildHorror
Santo aka Saint, the Mexican horror movie hero
August 1, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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Instead of advice, I will offer up this: an image of a capybara wearing a hat. May it serve you well.
An image of a capybara wearing a hat
July 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Don Quixote: you stupid bastard you’re not helping
July 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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have a little fun! Or be a little emo. quotepost with your own dramatic black and white selfie 🤍🖤
A black and white picture of a weird bearded dude’s large head. He’s wearing welding goggles.
July 26, 2025 at 11:39 AM