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Brian Morans
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Dad, husband, son, brother, educator, proud union member. "I'd like to apologize for the behavior of my passion."
Pure intimidation tool. This entire agency is made up of dumb fucking trolls.
NEW: Records reviewed by WIRED show DHS’s facial recognition app (Mobile Fortify) isn’t designed to actually "verify" identity—despite DHS claims and its agents relying on its matches to support probable cause in the field.
ICE and CBP’s Face-Recognition App Can’t Actually Verify Who People Are
ICE has used Mobile Fortify to identify immigrants and citizens alike over 100,000 times, by one estimate. It wasn't built to work like that—and only got approved after DHS abandoned its own privacy r...
www.wired.com
February 5, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Finished #HeatedRivalry last night (my first watch through, wife’s 2nd) and when the dad shows up at the cottage, my initial reaction was, “That dad must be like ‘The amount of hockey talent in this room is off the charts.’ Oh, and I guess my son’s gay too.’”
February 5, 2026 at 7:41 PM
It's not illegal, dude. Calm the fuck down. Plus, I thought conservatives were all about, "You can't force me to accommodate people my religion considers sinful!!!"
Refusing service to murderers, kidnappers and other criminals should be encouraged for the safety of their patrons...
February 5, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Without Trump providing cover, this smarmy, asshole routine will go over with the American people about as well as eternal explosive diarrhea. Good luck in '28, couchfucker!
She was asking a question about whether the Epstein survivors have received justice. But Vance wants her to “smile and have some fun” while asking the president a question about trafficking victims. bsky.app/profile/fact...
Vance: There was a moment in the Oval Office, I wasn't even in there, but Trump was talking to Kaitlan Collins. Trump says, 'Why don't you ever smile?' And it's actually, like, so perceptive. Have some fun.
February 5, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Tribunals are too good for these people.
Floored by this story. A man wrote a pollite email to a federal prosecutor objecting to the deportation of an Afghan seeking asylum. DHS responded with an administrative warrant to get the man's info from Google, then visited his home to intimidate him.
DHS Hunts Down 67-Year-Old U.S. Citizen Who Criticized Them in Email
The Department of Homeland Security is using a little-known tool to go after its critics.
newrepublic.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:00 AM
He's turned the Oval Office into a garish gift shop.
Well, my fellow Maine voters. Here is Susan Collins today paying tribute to her boss while holding her MAGA hat.
February 4, 2026 at 6:46 AM
@idislikestephen.bsky.social Off by a little over a month! I think it should count.
February 3, 2026 at 10:47 PM
They turned Sam Neil into Kenneth from 30 Rock.
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Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 8:27 AM
MAGA: "You know who would be really triggered about rushing headlong into a techno-dystopia? The libtards. So whaddya say?"
Dr Oz on rural healthcare: "There's no question about it, whether you want it or not -- the best way to help some of these communities is gonna be AI-based avatars"
February 3, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Usually when someone denies reality to this extent, we call them crazy.
the president is psychotic. in reality, his numbers are near all-time lows.
February 3, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Pretty sure this reflects poorly on us Americans even if we still insist we're exceptional. Posts like these always make it sound like we're victims, when we're not. At best, we're hostages to half the country & to oligarch captured institutions but that half & those oligarchs are still US.
February 2, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Damn, the one Far Right gun nut who actually believes in the Constitution! Kudos!
“Not so long ago, Ammon Bundy was the most famous right-wing militia leader in America … But Bundy’s criticism of the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown now threatens to make him a pariah within his own community,” Jacob Stern reports:
The Right-Wing Militia Leader Who Opposes ICE
Ammon Bundy’s criticism of the Trump administration has left him out of step with his own community.
bit.ly
February 2, 2026 at 4:24 AM
There's no reason Schumer needs to also be the senior Senator from New York if his real passion is to be a lobbyist for Israel.
Doesn't seem like this should be his job
February 2, 2026 at 4:05 AM
My wife just said that she thinks one of the reasons #HeatedRivalry took off is because its “enemies to lovers” central trope was also the main subplot of “K-Pop Demon Hunters.” Either the latter primed people for the former or interest in this dynamic is ambient in the air.
February 2, 2026 at 1:39 AM
So basically Jeffrey Epstein was like the architect of MAGA. He got all these corrupt, rapacious, depraved people together because they saw each other as kindred spirits in being evil, greedy, power hungry perverts.
Top Apollo Global Management executives including chief Marc Rowan held wide-ranging discussions over the firm’s tax arrangements with Jeffrey Epstein throughout the 2010s www.ft.com/content/092d...
Apollo chief Marc Rowan consulted Epstein on firm’s tax affairs
New files reveal extensive talks between disgraced financier and key decision makers at US private capital firm
www.ft.com
February 2, 2026 at 1:32 AM
The dumbest of the dumb.
Kristi Noem: "I always tell people that the days you don't hear about us are the days we were successful."
February 1, 2026 at 11:53 PM
The fact these two guys would easily fit in as guards at CECOT should make us wonder.
The agents who killed Alex Pretti are now identified by ProPublica. The man who shot Pretti in the back ("A4"), is Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa. The man who instigated the confrontation, then shot Pretti's prone body, is CBP officer Raymundo Gutierrez. Not new hires - 8 and 12 years service. 1/
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 9:33 PM
The OJ defense 😂😂😂
February 1, 2026 at 5:21 PM
When this fucked up period ends, no forgiveness, no reconciliation. Only justice, swift and thorough. You fucking liberals better get that through your fucking skulls.
DHS should be embarrassed that their ICE agent hires are so soft they can’t handle being videotaped, even while masked, so they resort to pepper spraying women at close range.

And we should be proud of the Santa Barbara women who stood their ground anyway.
January 31, 2026 at 7:56 PM
These morons do not look like they know what they’re doing. They’re just getting angry because no one respects them and then venting their frustrations on US citizens.
This is just insane. It’s only a matter of time before DHS kills another innocent person here.

(clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)
January 31, 2026 at 7:54 PM
As a straight man watching #HeatedRivalry with my wife, my reaction to episode 1 was to be really happy for those two guys. Like, yes, love is love, you two! I'm so proud of you!
January 31, 2026 at 9:43 AM
How does this corrupt fucker keep getting re-elected? There has to be a Republican in SC who is just as ideologically repugnant but less openly corrupt than this guy, right?
😂😂 Lindsey melting down. Blames Mike Johnson for a UNANIMOUS House vote to strip out the provision allowing Lindsey to sue the taxpayers because DOJ got his phone records and vows revenge.
January 30, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Could the timing be any worse for this announcement? I'm not even going to pretend I know Minnesota politics well but it just seems like Klobuchar's milquetoast brand would be a poor fit for governor when your state is being violently invaded by the federal government.
Minnesotans, we’ve been through a lot.

And I believe this moment calls for grit, resilience, and faith in each other.

I believe we must stand up for what’s right. And fix what’s wrong.

Today, I’m announcing my candidacy for Governor. youtu.be/SiV3xVkX-kg
Amy Klobuchar for Governor
YouTube video by Amy Klobuchar
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Look at this fat fuck.
Trump regime thugs attack an elderly woman, steal her phone and shove her to the ground. #3E #GoodvsEvil #EndImpunity #ICEout
January 30, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Canada is literally celebrating a TV show where hockey players fuck each other. I doubt they're giving up hockey anytime soon.
Reporter: What do you think about the UK getting into business with China?

Trump: Very dangerous and it’s more dangerous for Canada to do that. Canada is doing very poorly. The first thing they're going to do is say you are not allowed to play ice hockey anymore. That's not good.
January 30, 2026 at 6:41 AM