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Brian Morans
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Dad, husband, son, brother, educator, proud union member. "I'd like to apologize for the behavior of my passion."
NYT fashion articles are like Mad Libs. "I have noticed shoulder pads seem to be coming back into fashion, but will I ever be able to please my wife sexually?"
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Kafkaesque!
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
1. They're surrounded by socially maladjusted dudes.
2. They're very online - in fact, their online lives feel more real to them than their offline lives.
3. Add the 2 together & you get a guy who thinks everyone else is a moron & is an asshole because online life incentivizes that kind of behavior.
November 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Actually, it's an NFT of an image of a Trump Mobile phone. That would be --
a man with an afro and a beard is giving an ok sign .
ALT: a man with an afro and a beard is giving an ok sign .
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November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I think part of it is Brando took an archetype - old world Mafia don - and turned Don Corleone into something weirder: an operatic myth instead of an actual person. He's gentle instead of gritty, quiet instead of loud. It almost makes his character surreal instead of hyperreal.
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Because secretly Trump wants Superwoke Trans Obama to be the next president of the United States. It's the only thing that makes sense.
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
We all know that with every solar panel that gets built, the sun gets a little bit less bright.
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
If we're not careful, we'll eventually build so many solar panels on Earth that the sun will slowly dim and then die out.
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Move RoJ to after RoS and it would be perfect.
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The Left has been beating the drums of economic populism AND social justice (because one cannot work without the other) since the 1990s when Carville was throwing working people under the bus with his triangulation BS. The fact that ppl like him are finally embracing the former means nothing to me.
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Woke 2.0: With A Vengeance
November 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
So, if I'm a straight man with a boyfriend in 2025, I'd be straight?
a bald man with a beard and mustache is wearing a black nike shirt
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November 24, 2025 at 6:54 AM
How many Japanese people does it take to trap a lightbulb in a door? Just one with poor spatial awareness.
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The aged heir to Butterball, now merely a figurehead: The what goes in the where?
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM