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Harvey Manfrenjensenden
@whipchatterly.bsky.social
Annoying, but adorable.

I talk about comics, cooking, movies, writing, etc.

Losers DNI

He/him
The legend is now in 4k
Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
November 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Had a lovely meal at a nearby Thai restaurant that took maybe 90 minutes and a young woman at a nearby table talked the ENTIRE TIME on subjects such as:
• engineering school
• how smart/rational she is
• human zoos
• indoor golf
• "you don't have to be Amish, it's dumb"
• her "money jar"
November 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Pursuant to my last email
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Pursuant to my last email
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Don't suspend Patton Oswalt from Bluesky for making a joke about a pedophile-defender.

Suspend Patton Oswalt by his thumbs in a "Far Side"-esque dungeon for being a shithead leftist-blaming "got mine" lib.
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
"How Did This Get Laid?", a podcast by Paul Sheer's kids pondering the extremely fortunate circumstances of their conception
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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New Katamari game with a time travel narrative and limited-use powerups?
November 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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one thing we need to do as a society is treat all fraud or theft over $100 million or so as a potential capital crime, with the possibility of execution for offenders.
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Every famous cooking persona:

"Woooow, look at that [hhaauugmmachhchchaaslsorrrrrpamlckmlcmkasppos] and it tastes just as good as it looks"

Me:
"Woooow, look at that [blissful silence] and it tastes just as good as it looks."
November 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
A professional cooking channel where I guide you through making fun, inventive meals but edit out all the mouth noises.

No lip smacking, no forks scraping on teeth, no lip-licking, no chewing, no crunching.
November 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
New Katamari game with a time travel narrative and limited-use powerups?
November 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Q: well now 007, that floopty goofle gadget i gave you between scenes sure fooled the bad guys into thinking you were dead.

Bond [played by Matt Berry]: THANK GOD. IT ALSO LETS ME ABANDON MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER GUILT FREE, RESUMING MY CADDISH WAYSSSSSSuuuhhhhhhh
November 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Here is my pitch for how to solve the "James Bond died in the last movie" problem:

Stop making James Bond movies. They haven't been consistently good in like 40 years.

Alternatively, do literally anything you want. James Bond movies haven't been consistently good in like 40 years.
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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I havent taken many pics of the bunny boys lately, but they are doing well and adjusting to their new home
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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The "opening monologue from Grizzly Man" or "tech CEO statement" is a legitimate guessing game.
November 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Crying laughing over this FUCKING PERFECT observation.

Here, for you youngsters:
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Here is my pitch for how to solve the "James Bond died in the last movie" problem:

Stop making James Bond movies. They haven't been consistently good in like 40 years.

Alternatively, do literally anything you want. James Bond movies haven't been consistently good in like 40 years.
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It is both art and science. The slightest change in ambient temperature or humidity can affect your grind and extraction. Sometimes I'd spend 10 or 15 minutes fine tuning everything before opening, pulling (and sipping) test shot after test shot
it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I havent taken many pics of the bunny boys lately, but they are doing well and adjusting to their new home
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Every day I wake up with Chuck Schumer's "aw shucks, I'm fucking useless" face with his glasses on the tip of his nose and his weird marionette gestures acting as vanguard for basic human decency is an offense. Every leader we have should be removed from power, investigated, and punished.
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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my comedy special, Demi Adejuyigbe Is Going To Do One (1) Backflip, drops November 19th on @dropout.tv.
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
First fall as a homeowner and all I have to say is:

Leaves. What a bunch of bastards.
November 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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FRANKENSTEIN is on NETFLIX but- still in many theatres- please consult your local listings and choose your watch/rewatch preference!
Where do I even begin? Guillermo del Toro @realgdt.bsky.social has created an absolute masterpiece. I only wish I’d had the chance to experience it on the big screen. The story of Frankenstein has been told countless times, but never like this.
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Seared scallops and truffle risotto 🤤
November 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM